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1/206: oops
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 04 17:08:47 1993

32., not 40. What was i thinking?






2/206: 1001 things to do with a donut
Name: Iron Man #394 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 04 18:30:25 1993

RE: oh shit
BY: Satan #1 @17320

> 31. A new form of Cock Ring.
> 40. The GINSU Doughnut! IT slices through the old GINSU doughnut!

33. Demostrate sexual intercourse with a donut and a bannana
34. Use them as replacement frames for glasses
35. Make Julian Fries with them (everything else makes 'em)
36. "Model of a Blonde's head"
37. Take pictures of them in the air and send them to "The Inquirer" as UFOs
38. Make Donut MEN and sell them to stupid children
39. Sell them for inflated prices in Pritchard's Lobby
40. Spare Tires for Yugos
41. Spare steering wheel for Yugos
42. Spare seat cushioning for Yugos
43. Spare body parts for Yugos (just have to shape them a bit)
44. Spare Piston rings for Yugos
45. trade them for a Yugo
46. store them in a Yugo
47. roll them off a cliff in a Yugo
48. use stale donut to stone to death the person who thought up the Yugo crap!
49. They make nice sacrafices to Demons






3/206: more
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 04 18:51:23 1993

RE: 1001 things to do with a donut
BY: Iron Man #394 @17320

> 49. They make nice sacrafices to Demons

50. Hand to hand combat
51. Comic Eyeglasses
52. Cheap coaster
53. Innertubes for small animals
54. Second place prize for the stepping on duck compition...
55. Ward of Vampires (garlic donuts only)
56. Bribes
57. Bribe cops.
58. Taunt cops.
59. Distract cops.
60. Central point for a warp in the space time continum.

VIC
Sysop of The Waiting Room - 25090






4/206: more?
Name: Frizzle Fry #405 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 04 19:16:35 1993

RE: more
BY: Vic #134 @17320

hmmm...
> 60. Central point for a warp in the space time continum.

61. demonstrator for a diaphragm
62. gun sight for shooting politicians
63. put them on your bike handlebars!
64. cheap wedding ring
65 toilet seat cover for a midget






5/206: yet more shit to do with a donut
Name: Iron Man #394 @17320
Date: Mon Apr 05 00:49:41 1993

RE: more?
BY: Frizzle Fry #405 @17320

> 65 toilet seat cover for a midget

66. Condom Applicator
67. Best friend of really lonely guy
68. As a Penis Cozy
69. Edible Rings for a ring toss game
70. Edible rings for ring toss (using male member as stick, use your
imagination!)
71. Bra stuffing
72. (w/ 2 strapped together) an edible bra w/ nipple holes
73. Edible Crotchless Panties
74. Gag ball
75. Edible Collar
76. Edible Jewellry
77. Edible Chain Mail
78. A hand guard on a Kendo Sword
79. Beer Cozy
80. Dunk it in your Beer
81. Sperm Bank Aid
82. Amazingly can be placed in a snorer's mouth to silence them
83. Kissing trainer
84. French Kissing trainer (w/ a medium sized donut)
85. COW Kissing trianer (w/ a really big donut)
86. Carpet Munching trainer (w/ a bad smelling, glazed donut w/ hair on it)
87. COW Oral sex trainer (w/ a bad smelling, really big. glazed donut)
88. Stupid looking tupee
89. Earmuffs that you can hear through
90. example of a Torus
91. an Idol
92. an Idol that you can dance around
93. an Idol that you can dance around and then eat
94. an Idol that you can dance around, eat, and look through claiming it's the
all seeing eye of truth
95. an Idol that you can dance around, eat, use as eye of truth, and is
readilly available
96. an Idol that you can dance around, eat, use as eye of truth, is readily
available, and can be given a cool name Dunkin-Ra
97. an Idol that you can dance around, eat, use as eye of truth, is readily
available, named Dunkin-Ra, and is easy to make a stupid running gag about
98. an Idol...oh hell you know...
99. makes a cool beer holder
100. can be used to replace 0s and "O"s on just about any document


Dude we are up to 100, and no I didn't have anything better to do!






6/206: hey
Name: Tummigummi #57 @17320
Date: Mon Apr 05 02:12:14 1993

101> Use around arms of little kids as water wings (life preservers)
102> Attach above your head and ues it as a halo

-TummiGummi-






7/206: This is fucking GREAT!
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Mon Apr 05 13:37:05 1993

RE: hey
BY: Tummigummi #57 @17320

TU} 102> Attach above your head and ues it as a halo

103. Place in your rectum to lower your purity test score.
104. Place in your rectum for the sheer enjoyment.
105. Cum on it.
106. Cum on it to lower your purity test score.
107. Cum on it, then eat it.
108. Cum on it and eat it to lower your purity test score.
109. Place in your girfriends vagina to bring a new sense to the term "Eating
out."
110. Place in your girlfriends vagina to a) bring a new sense to the term
"Eating Out" and b) lower your purity test score.
111. Use as the zeros in very large numbers.
112. Bite one end, then play horseshoes.
113. Crush on walls in Pritchard.
114. Clog Pritchard toilets.
115. Confuse people at social gatherings by sticking them to your "Hello, my
name is" sticker. ("SO, your name is Jelly Donut....")
116. Mail to David Letterman to congratulate him on his $14 million dollar
deal to CBS.
117. Feed enough to Selene so when she says she's fat, she will MEAN it
(because, when she says it now, IT AIN'T FUCKING TRUE!!!)
118. Stick in Okonkwo's mouth so he'll shut up.
119. Stick in Satan's mouth so he'll shut up.
120. Stick in Iron Man's mouth so, well, you get the point.
121. Put two together to make a GREAT DONUT! (We figured that one big donut
was better than two little ones, and since we couldn't bring that donut up, we
decided to throw ours down.)
122. Use as the little organisms in Assignment #5 for CS 1034.
123. Fill them with nacho cheese and sell them as a new flavor of Combos.
124. Take up juggling.
125. Weave enough to make a sweater.
126. Coerce MY GIRL to fuck you.
127. An edible sensor ring for Coneheads.
128. Let donuts enter the stapler before you do to make sure it is safe.
129. Bury it in a tupperware tomb so antropologists of the future will think
it was once some strange form of a God.
130. Bring Elvis out of hiding.






8/206: Yet more...
Name: Iron Man #394 @17320
Date: Mon Apr 05 15:18:48 1993

RE: This is fucking GREAT!
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> think it was once some strange form of a God.
> 130. Bring Elvis out of hiding.

131. Give it to Men with long Penis's as a SAFETY STOP so that can't go to far
132. Send one to Howard Stern (no reason I just wanted to Mention Howard Stern)
133. Stuff one in Babba Bouye's mouth (another Howard Stern reference)
134. Stuff one in Robin's mouth (more Howard Stern)
135. Stuff one between Robin's tits, give both of you a thrill
136. Jerk off on one to a picture of Aunt Jemima (another Howard Stern
Refrence)
137. Jerk off on one to a picture of Aunt Jemima and send to Howard Stern with
a letter explaining what you have done just so you can hear your name on the
radio.
138. Beat Howard Stern to death with one
139. Stuff into the mouth of the person who thought up this stupid Howard
Stern crap to shut him up
140. Pour Brandy on it and light it, seve it to somebody calling it "Donut
Dian"
141. Pour Gasoline and light it, saying it was protesting the death of allof
it fellow donuts.
142. Use it as weights on barbells (to get a couple xtra ounces)
143. Shove into a Cows But
144. Shove into a Cows Butt, finding out it is a bull
145. Shove into a Cows Butt, finding out it is a bull, and run for your life
146. Shove into a Cow's butt that you are sure is not a bull
147. Shove into a Cow's butt that you are sure is not a bull for enjoyment
148. Shove into a Cow's butt that you are sure is not a bull to lower purity
test score
149. Shove into a Cow's butt that you are sure is not a bull and ride around
on the Cow through Main St naked screaming "ITS GOT A DONUT IN ITS BUTT, ITS
GOT A DONUT IN ITS BUTT"
150. Shove into a Republicans mouth
151. Shove into Rush Limbaughs mouth (its not like a few more calories would
make any difference now)
152. Shove a couple thousand into Rush's mouth (its not like a few billion
more calories would make any difference now)
153. Shove a couple thousand into Rush's mouth that are laced with Cyanide
(its not one less Rush in the world would hurt)
154. Shove one that you Jizzed on into a Republicans mouth and make them enjoy
it
155. Glaze a Donut personally and offer it to a priest to lower his purity
score
156. Glaze a Donut personally and offer it to Jeffrey Dahmer to raise his
Purity score
157. Launch it into space so an astronaught can find it and it would be
mistaken as proof of intelligent life
158. Start a Donut Cult
159. Start a donut cult and move to Waco, Texas
160. Start a donut cult, move to Waco, Texas, and call your cult the The
Branch Dunkins
161. Start a donut cult, move to Waco, call it Branch Dunkins, and shoot up a bunch of FDA agents when they raid your compound for trying to corner the donut market
162. Start a donut cult, move to Waco, call it Branch Dunkins, shoot up some FDA agents, and waste the governments time
163. Start a donut cult, move to Waco, call it Branch Dunkins, shoot up some FDA agents, waste the government's time, and have ten BAZILLION movies of the week made about you and your stupid dount cult!

The last 6 entries are dedicated to David Koresh.






9/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Mon Apr 05 19:07:57 1993

164. Replace Michael Jackson's one glove with a doughnut.
165. Roll it down a hill to watch the Ethiopians & Somalians chase it.
166. Roll it down a hill to watch Roseanne Barr chase it.
167. Paint It Purple and Green. (this credited to Mettable)
168. Put a twist in it, tape it back together, and eat a Mobeuis Doughnut.
169. Modern Chain-Mail Armor consisting of Interlaced Doughnuts. (donut mail)
170. Freebase donuts.
171. Throw in a pool to save bugs from drowning. (by Mettable)
172. Put on Pinnochio's nose and ask him to take it off with his penis.
(By Salsa)
173. Start a new WWIV network, DOUGHNUTNet...






10/206: goddam, this is COOL
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Tue Apr 06 01:08:36 1993

174. You could probably save a good 5 megs on a donut!
175. Flog Satan.
176. Wrap one up and give to Selene for her birthday. (Evil)
177. "Hey, man, where's our donuts?" "WE SMOKED 'EM!"
178. Lace with LSD for one tripping donut!
179. Lace with cyanide so killing yourself will at lest taste good.
180. Ashtray.
181. Feed the homeless.
182. Kill the homeless. (See #179)
183. Crumble up on your oat bran. (George Bush only)
184. Tempt Muslims at noon during Ramadan.
185. Put them in a styrofoam box with golden arches screenprinted on the
side. Call them "McDonuts."
186. Skeet shooting.
187. Set on fire and cause everyone in Pritchard to run out in the snow.
188. Take one bit out of it and name a computer language. ( O -> C )
189. Put a sign on it that says "Eat me." Tempt horny frat boys.
190. Put on a See 'n' Say. See if it says, "Hello! I'm a Donut!"
191. A dice cup for Yatzhee!
192. Teach fleas in a flea circus to Jump through the donut.
193. Freeze dry and sell as Astronaut Donuts.
194. Practice cunnilingus.
195. Eat donuts instead of going to Hokie Grill. (Not!)
196. Sell as a great fundraiser!
197. Buy votes for class of 1996.
198. Seat cushion for fetuses at football games.
199. Flares at accidents. (Of course, that goes along with VIC's "Attract
Cops.")
200. Stick a pencil through it, make it the Greek letter Ø.






11/206: And some more...
Name: Iron Man #394 @17320
Date: Tue Apr 06 05:09:40 1993

RE: goddam, this is COOL
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> 200. Stick a pencil through it, make it the Greek letter Ø.

201. Stick Two pencils through it, make it a cross hair
202. Put two Donuts with two pencils through them together to make a rifle
sight
203. Target Practice
204. Target to brag to friends about ("got it right in the middle")
205. Paint it brown and sink it in a Commode to really confuse the next person
who sees it
206. Calim its a Philisophical Paradox
207. Dsiprove the donuts existance
208. Prove the donuts existance
209. Prove the donut is a sentient being
210. Form Protests to like Operation NO-DUNK to save donut lives (see 209)
211. Lay like circles infront of Dunkin Donuts across the land trying to save
the donuts
212. Start stoning Dukin Donuts store owners to death with stale donuts
213. Drop them into a spiked pit and watch the Somalis go in after them
214. Drop them into a spiked pit and watch Rosanne Arnold go after them
215. Drop them into a spiked pit and watch Operation NO-DUNK fanatics jump in
to save them (see 208-212)
216. Drop them into a spiked pit and watch Branch Dunkins jump in after them
(see one way before)
217. Drop them into a spiked pit and watch worshippers of Dunkin-Ra jump in
after them (yes I'm milking them for all they are worth)
218. Eat LSD laced Donuts and start singing Lucy in the Sky with Donuts
219. Eat LSD laced Donuts and start singing YELLOW DOUNT YUGO (another earlier
reference)
220. Make a house out of donuts (Green Jello Song reference)
221. Use them to keep your nose warm
222. Use them to practice your RIM JOB tecnique
223. Send messages across the sea in them
224. write a song about #223 "Message in a donut"
225. Pound them into donut paper!
226. Fill up the pit with donuts
227. Put them around your ankles to keep up your socks
228. Use them Pony Tail Holders
229. Wear it on your head as a hat, not forgetting to tip it to everybody!!!
230. Wear it as a Yamaka. Kosher head wear!






12/206: more
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Tue Apr 06 23:34:38 1993

RE: And some more...
BY: Iron Man #394 @17320

> 230. Wear it as a Yamaka. Kosher head wear!


231. Move around Ouija board, try to recieve messages from spirits...
232. Even out wobbly chair.
233. Spare tires for monster truck style RC cars.
234. horde them.







13/206: Here it goes.
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 07 01:35:51 1993

RE: more
BY: Vic #134 @17320

VI} 234. horde them.

235. Use the glaze as invisible ink.
236. Make 'em long and skinny, call it an eclair, and say it's from France.
Sell 'em for twice as much.
237. Use 'em as guitar picks for that fat Seattle sound.
238. Throw 'em around the audience at a rock concert.
239. Cover 'em with fake blood and throw 'em arounf the audience at a Gwar
concert.
240. Donut pizza.
241. Donut burritos.
242. Donut spaghetti.
243. Donut tacos.
244. Take out the taste, call then bagels, sell them to jews.
245. Toe separators when drying toe-nail polish.
246. "Tis nobler in the mind to suffer the donuts and pastries of outrageous
fortune...."
247. Stick pages together.
248. Start food fights.
249. Ground up into a fine powder, call it cocaine, sell it to wall street
business men.
250. Eat one in front of Richard Simmons. Watch him puke.







14/206: some more
Name: Iron Man #394 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 07 03:21:25 1993

RE: Here it goes.
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> 250. Eat one in front of Richard Simmons. Watch him puke.

251. Tkae a box to a weight watchers meeting to try to corupt them all
252. Fill it with beans start singing "Donuts Donuts the Melodic food..."
253. Put a couple in certain orifices, call it a yeast infection.
254. Take "Stop Motion" films of them and sell them as some new kids show
255. Make a new kids show call it Donut Man (see 254)
256. Put them in little boxes and sell them in toy stores as Donut Man Action
Figures!! (see 255)






15/206: new
Name: Tummigummi #57 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 07 10:22:43 1993

RE: some more
BY: Iron Man #394 @17320

> 256. Put them in little boxes and sell them in toy stores as Donut Man
> Action Figures!! (see 255)


257. Give them to Monty Python to kill the ferocious rabbit in the Holy Grail!

-TummiGummi-






16/206: Okay, this is starting to get hard. (That's what she said last night.
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 07 13:19:52 1993

RE: new
BY: Tummigummi #57 @17320

TU} 257. Give them to Monty Python to kill the ferocious rabbit in the
TU} Holy Grail!

258. Slip them in your envelope when you turn in your assignment for CS 1034
so you'll get a better grade.
259. When the dilithium crystals fail, Scotty.
260. Trick soap.
261. The Roach Donut--they check in, but they don't check out.
262. Strained Donuts--even babies need a tasty snack!
263. "Polly wants a donut. Think I should get off her first...."
264. "You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a
plate! Startin' here, startin' now, honey everything's coming up DONUTS!"
265. "A mulatto, an albino, a donut, my libido, YEA!"
266. "For he's a jolly good donut,...."
267. "Purple Haze all in my head....'cuze me while I eat a donut."
268. It almost rhymes with cunt.
269. Put granola on them. Sell 'em at Dead concerts.
270. Tye dye 'em. Sell 'em at Dead concerts.
271. Fill 'em with pot. Sell 'em at Dead concerts.
272. "Truckin'... Got my donuts cashed in...."
273. Lace 'em with LSD. Sell 'em at Dead concerts.
274. "I don't want a donut, I just wanna ride my motorcycle...."
275 Practice juggling.
276. Pick up off the floor. (see 275)
277. MUNCHIES! MUNCHIES! MUNCHIES!
278. "You, lost and lonely. You, just like a donut."
279. When you sell your soul to the devil, ASK FOR ALL THE DONUTS YOU WANT!!
280. Drown your depression.







17/206: blah!
Name: Frizzle Fry #405 @17320
Date: Thu Apr 08 07:44:51 1993

RE: Okay, this is starting to get hard. (That's what she said last night.
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

>80. DRape children, Eat small animals, and Love your penis...rown your
depressin.
81. life savers for the SS Minow
82. life savers for the titanic...(oops that was 281 and 282) and why when i
try to quote does it say to rape children, eat small animals, and love your
penis?? i think my telemate's possessed...anyway)
283. use to exorcize (sp?) a bad telemate
284. use to exorcize an evil bbs






18/206: Blewie!
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Thu Apr 08 12:48:22 1993

RE: blah!
BY: Frizzle Fry #405 @17320

FF} 284. use to exorcize an evil bbs

285. Frizzle Fry, put donuts on your fingers and change your quoting prefix.
286. KISS KISS MOLLY'S LIPS through a donut.
287. Replace the midranges in your Radio Shack speakers
288. Put them on your door and charge 10 cents per bite.
289. Smoke em.
290. Build bridges.







19/206: more!
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 09 13:32:52 1993

RE: Blewie!
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> 290. Build bridges.


291. But can't you also build bridges out of stone donuts?
292. Taunt the Spathi with them, rule the galaxy with them.
293. Lace them with tremendous amounts of poison, call them glory donuts
sell them to the shofixti.
264. Pile them in a pyramid shape, when your roommate says something, start
speaking in tounges...
265. seat cushion for really small people with hemmeroids







20/206: .
Name: Tummigummi #57 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 09 15:46:01 1993

295. Maxi-pads for martians






21/206: blah blah fucking blah
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 09 18:08:59 1993

RE: .
BY: Tummigummi #57 @17320

TU} 295. Maxi-pads for martians

296. Make a telescope out of a dozen donuts to actually SEE martians.
297. A new type of digital audio media. (Plays, Records, and IT'S EDIBLE!)
298. New gear shift ball. (as opposed to the typical 8-balls)
299. Volume control knobs on your stereo.
300. Pay off your phone bill.







22/206: how about
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 09 19:33:28 1993

RE: blah blah fucking blah
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> 300. Pay off your phone bill.


301. Pay off Satan's mom...







23/206: 302
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 09 21:32:29 1993

302. Get three, intall lasers on them, and orbit them around the Chmmr.
303. Hire a sireen to suck doughnuts out of other ships.
304. Sabotauge an Ur-Quan Dreadnought. "Lanch Doughtnuts."
305. Sabotage a Orz Nemesis. Instead of "GO!", "GO!", it's "DOUGH!",
"DOUGH!"
306. Replace the cursor on your screen with a miniature doughnut holes.
307. Poison them, feed Somalia, kill Somalia, Don't worry about Somalia.
308. Poison them, feed the wales, forget saving them...
309. Throw them at the Earthling and see if it can point-defense them well.
310. Do they give the Utwig Jugger more battery if he absorbes them?
312. Can the Slylandro Probe 2418-B 'energize' on them?
313. Equip the Kohr-Ah Mauler, so that instead of a ring of fire being it's
special ability, it's special ability is a ring of doughnuts.
314. Arm the Mycon Podship with doughnuts, so when it fires them, they start
small, get real big, and then get real small again.
315. Hang off of a string over a bridge and fish for COPS.
316. Send in your video tape to the TV Show COPS.
317. Send in a video tape of a doughnut being beaten by 4 bakers to the
media.
318. Demand trial for the bakers who beat the doughnut.
319. Demand a guilty verdict for the bakers who beat the doughnut (as part of
their job)
320. Riot when the baker's verdict is guilty.
321. Try them again to see if they were trying to violate the Doughnut's
civil rights, or just beating it so others could eat it.
322. Insert really small doughtnuts in packs of life-savers as a practical
joke.
323. Equip the Thraddash ship with after-doughnut-burners instead of after-
burners.
324. Staple them to your wall, and make art out of the mold.
325. Staple them to your wall, masturbate on them, and make art out of the
mold.
326. Buy butane-refillable doughnuts.
327. Make Marijuana doughnuts and sell them to cops..
328. "Frosty, the doughtnut man."
329. Develop a culture based on doughnuts.
330. Develop the spoken language of the doughnut.






24/206: more
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Sat Apr 10 20:32:14 1993

RE: 302
BY: Satan #1 @17320

> 330. Develop the spoken language of the doughnut.


331. Arm them with high explosives. Trick the Slyrando into attempting to
break them into component parts.
332. Put them over nightstick as an attractive way to market donuts to cops.
333. Develop a computer language of the donut. Make people write really silly
programs in it. WriteLn (numdonut,' donuts please');
334. Target practice for the high protein tonsil wash...







25/206: time for me to jump in...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 11 14:50:28 1993

RE: more
BY: Vic #134 @17320

> 334. Target practice for the high protein tonsil wash...

335. A hula-hoop for mice.
336. Use as an aerobie on the drillfield.
337. Cheap necklace for your girlfriend.
338. Cheap bracelet for your girlfriend.
339. The Stay-Glazed Donut Man
340. Stick on the end of your pencil and use as an eraser.
341. An attachable lens for cameras.
342. Stack them up and attach chain link crap to make a fence.
343. Feed it to your VCR (like in that commercial).
344. Flatten, place between to pieces of plastic, and you've got a floppy disk.
345. Flatten and use as bread.
346. Flatten and use in between bread (a donut sandwich).







26/206: YES, I do have all of these logged.
Name: Wishbringer #73 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 14 00:02:58 1993

347. Look through them so that everything SEEMS bigger, but isn't.
348. Fill them with water and throw ants into them and watch them drown.
349. Fill them with water, and throw ants in them and watch them swim.
350. Shove a bunch on a stick and make a totem pole.
351. Shove it on a pencil for a tasty eraser...

\/\/ishbringer






27/206: 352+
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 14 10:09:38 1993


352. Stack them on a stick and roast them over fire. Voila! Donut-kabobs!
353. Roast it in fire, then eat with graham crackers and chocolate. Donutty
S'mores.
354. Use as a pillow.
355. Lay it on a sidewalk, and when the ants come, stomp on them. (in other
words, use it as a pesticide)
356. Fill with salt, and use as a shaker.
357. Fill with pepper and use as a shaker.
358. Fill with cinnamon and use as a shaker.
359. Fill with any other seasoning and use as a shaker.
360. Fill with contact lens fluid and use it to clean your contacts.
361. Mold it into a bowl, let it sit out for a month or two (to get it hard)
and you've got a bowl.






28/206: 362 ---->
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Wed Apr 14 13:52:48 1993

362. "Hey! This donut would make a killer bong!"
363. Bake them without yeast and serve at passover.
364. Use the glaze to repair jewlery.
365. Guitar picks for a really FAT sound.







29/206: speaking o fguitars
Name: Frizzle Fry #405 @17320
Date: Thu Apr 15 12:39:42 1993

RE: 362 ---->
BY: Okonkwo #208 @17320

> 365. Guitar picks for a really FAT sound.

366. volume knob for a guitar
367. volume knob for an amp
368. any other knob on an amp
369. speaker cones
370. a base for a music stand
371. earphone pads






30/206: Cool, gutiar stuff
Name: Okonkwo #208 @17320
Date: Fri Apr 16 02:32:58 1993

372. Body for a banjo.
373. Body for a mandolin.
374. Use to to make the body for a small guitar.
375. 2-> Body for a ukelele.
376. Drum shells.
377. A music stand in itself. (just cut some grooves)








31/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu Apr 22 14:38:49 1993

378. I want to stick my ramrod of steel into her doughnut of love!






32/206: Donuts.
Name: Salsa #289 @17320
Date: Sun Apr 25 03:34:09 1993


379. Stick grenades in them and throw them at Israelis.
380. Eat them after you fuck the donut girl.
381. Eat them after you kill the donut girl.
382. Eat them after you fuck the dead donut girl.
383. Eat them after you sprinkle the donut girl's ashes over them.






33/206: try...
Name: Sunday #417 @17320
Date: Tue Apr 27 20:09:23 1993

384. play doughnut frisbee football....instead of your hands...use your mouth
to catch it.






34/206: donuts are fundamental....
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @17320
Date: Mon Aug 23 14:02:17 1993


385. Castrate the pope, and use one to hold his shriveled organs
386. Masturbation utility..... beats hands.
387. ... the above, and then eat it. (coating)
388. base for your anal avenger (tm)
389. The above, then using it to clean off the anal avenger.. SNACK TIME.







35/206: "Uh Oh" she said holding the tampon, thinking where her pen must be.
Name: <<< Coughdrop #147 @17320 >>>
Date: Tue Aug 31 16:49:38 1993


390. Intertwine them before baking and cook yourself a nifty "donut mail"
shirt.








36/206: one more
Name: Asudem #465 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 02 12:29:31 1993

391. Put it a couple feet away and use it as a pissing target.






37/206: another
Name: Den #457 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 07 00:58:27 1993

392. See how many you can balance on your nose.






38/206: God! I'm posting on this again!
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 07 12:33:33 1993

393. Lace them with cyanide. "The NEW Kevorkian Edible Suicide Machine"
394. Make them invisible. CRYSTAL DONUTS!
395. Coerce a fat girl to date you.
396. Fan cover for your computer.






39/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 07 22:02:48 1993


397. Use it like a spill cover over top of a coffee cup, so you won't spill
coffee while you are driving.






40/206: more users...
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @17320
Date: Wed Sep 08 08:47:33 1993


398: to put underr computers so they don't scrape the desk when you move them
399: pads in shoes
400: to hang on your wall to remind you of diequick food.






41/206:
Name: Skylar Youngblood #477 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 09 09:34:08 1993

401: Get a bag of 'em and leave them in the back of the Sawyer's Minivan
until they rot and smell REALLY bad (CwOiUsGhHy) :)







42/206:
Name: Wishbringer #73 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 09 18:38:08 1993

402: Build a house out of them. When it comes time to move, you can just eat
your house.






43/206: hehe
Name: Slayer #36 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 09 23:31:44 1993


403: Stick it up your ass.


Slayer






44/206: hehe x 2
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Fri Sep 10 11:49:30 1993

404. Stick it up Slayer's mom's ass








45/206: 405
Name: Scout #133 @17320
Date: Fri Sep 10 13:12:19 1993

405 Use as a lure for cops






46/206: ..
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Fri Sep 10 19:14:43 1993

406. Use it as a lure for DEA agents trying to seize your illegal drugs.
407. Use it as a lure for DEA agents trying to seize your vitamin supplements.
408. Use it as a lure for ATF agents.
409. Use it as a lure for FBI agents.
410. Use it as a lure for Secret Service agents.
411. Use it as a lure for Bill Clinton when he has the munchies.
412. Trade your donuts for ones with different sets of mold on them.
(collect 'em all!)






47/206: A first time here
Name: Big Ben #510 @17320
Date: Fri Sep 10 20:49:25 1993

RE: ..

» 412. Trade your donuts for ones with different sets of mold on them.
» (collect 'em all!)

413. Coffee cup coaster
414. Golf ball Holder
415. Ping-pong ball holder
416. Get people to come up with 1001 things to do with it

SEE YA
Ben






48/206: 417
Name: The Fatman #492 @17320
Date: Wed Sep 15 12:46:49 1993

417 Do whatever comes naturally







49/206:
Name: Skylar Youngblood #477 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 18 17:39:04 1993

RE: 417
BY: The Fatman #492 @17320 - WWIVLink

418. Mash it up into a really compact, neat, hard little ball and drop it off
of the Empire State building...then run down the stairs real fast and see who
you killed.

419. Do the above, except run down REALLLLY fast and try to catch it...







50/206: donuts
Name: <<< Blue Falcon #573 @17320 >>>
Date: Sat Sep 25 00:05:52 1993

420. DONUT HORSESHOES

421. Put wire frames on two donuts and wear them as glasses...just so people
will ask WHY?






51/206: more things to do with donuts
Name: Blue Falcon #573 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 25 00:07:34 1993

422. Let one get stale and then use it as the bass for a BONG!






52/206: donutes, donuts, rah, rah, rah
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 25 02:08:56 1993

423. Freebase the doughnuts into a rock form. Smoke them.
424. Freebase the doughnuts into a rock form. Smoke them, and die of a
cardiac arrest from the doughnuts stimulated your heart too much.
425. Develop a physical addiction to the doughnuts...
426. Develop a physical addiction to the doughnuts, and go into rehab.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






53/206: more donuts...
Name: War Shrike #486 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 25 11:49:28 1993

427. Bong donut additives and preservatives
428. Bong donut additives and preservatives and get a terrible infection






54/206:
Name: Skylar Youngblood #477 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 25 20:19:56 1993

429. Use them as roll-on deoderant.
430. Umm...Eat them? Somehow I think this has already been listed...
431. Make a REALLY REALLY big donut, walk into the computer lab with it, shove
a few computers into the dough, and walk out...

Yes...I AM desperate for a computer... :)

DDMM[Skylar]MMDD






55/206:
Name: Coughdrop #147 @17320
Date: Sat Sep 25 22:29:41 1993


432. Use as a little corral for tiny plastic mini-goats.
433. Use as a decorative stand for dildos.







56/206: ..
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sun Sep 26 02:18:21 1993

434. Use as non-carcinogenic replacement for breast-implant material (rather
than, say, Silicon)
435. Use as non-carcinogenic replacement for penile-implant material
436. Roll down an Ethiopian hill and watch them chase it

Be Strong.
Be Wrong.






57/206: donut
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Mon Sep 27 16:51:08 1993


437. Use them for shot glass huggers.






58/206:
Name: Skylar Youngblood #477 @17320
Date: Mon Sep 27 21:31:12 1993

438. Use it as a mouse pad to draw circles on.
439. Inner tube for midgets.

*shrug* Not very creative tonight...






59/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 28 00:30:40 1993

440. Attach metal to the doughnuts and make a throwing-doughnut.
441. Make a paded sword paded only with doughnuts.
442. Be Molested By Crustaceans and break my finger with the sword.
443. Sword Armor, just like chain mail (is this a duplicate?)
444. Land on a deserted island with huge crates of doughnuts and eat til you
die.
445. Spell out "HELP" on that island with the crates of doughnuts.
446. Spell out "SEND MORE DOUGHNUTS" on that same island.
447. Smother small children by dropping tons of doughnuts on them.
448. Invent a new, addictive kind of doughnut.
449. Give the new doughnut-methamphetamine to school children and get them
hooked.
450. Make a living out of illegal doughnut-methamphetamine distribution.
451. Make a living out of illegal doughnut-methamphetamine SMUGGLING.
452. Melt the doughnuts into a rock form and free base the "crystal dunkin
meth".
453. Get in the Guiness Book of World Records for "most uses of a doughnut
listed."

Satan
The Apostate Angel






60/206: more uses
Name: Scout #133 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 28 13:48:34 1993

RE: .
BY: Satan #1 @17320 - WWIVLink

454. Use it as the center piece in modern art.






61/206: more?
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 28 18:20:52 1993

RE: more uses
BY: Scout #133 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 454. Use it as the center piece in modern art.


455. Use them as bench cushions in a modern art museum.
456. Encode data on them, use them to replace the CD.
<hell, if you don't like the album, just eat it>
457. Fill the bottom of The Pit with them, jump of the roof.
458. Beat people over the head who can't count in sequence. <like me>
459. Heh Heh... I said 59... donughts are cool.







62/206: Whatever..........
Name: War Shrike #486 @17320
Date: Tue Sep 28 23:08:03 1993

460. Use them to clean CD's.
461. Use them to clean windows.
462. Use that food additive in them as an all purpose cleaner.
463. Use that food additive in them as a(n) universal solvent.






63/206: donuts
Name: <<< Floyd #218 @17320 >>>
Date: Wed Sep 29 09:43:10 1993



464. Line up a dozen or so, then FUCK THE HELL OUT OF THEM!!!!






64/206:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Wed Sep 29 14:16:49 1993

465. FLOG CHRISTIANS!






65/206: .m.o.r.e.
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Wed Sep 29 16:45:47 1993

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 465. FLOG CHRISTIANS!


466. Flog all monotheists
467. Flog War Shrike
468. Flog him again
469. heh heh.. this time I said 69.. heh heh, that was cool.







66/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Wed Sep 29 21:52:46 1993


470. Use one as a cock-ring.
471. Girls could use them as scrunchies for thier hair.
472. Use several of them as a sort of "dick-warmer".
473. Use them for 'brillo pads'.
474. Use one as a 'whirl-a-wheel' for hamsters.
475. Use them as 'hand grips' for those really big pencils.
476. Use it for the 'O' in the Jell-o commercials. JELL-O







67/206: okay....
Name: War Shrike #486 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 00:28:38 1993

477. Paint them bright pascal colors and mount them on MBC's head...
478. See if ya can hit its broad side with a 12 gauge...
479. Try again and again till you finally think you have.






68/206: or
Name: Andy O #559 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 11:15:35 1993

480. Hula Hoops for Barbie






69/206: lsakd;jf
Name: Coughdrop #147 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 15:27:04 1993


481. Put them in your closet so you clothes have a fresh donuty smell.
482. Large ring for swollen finger after Molested by Crustations has mauled it
like a grape goat.
483. Take two and place parallel and place 5 inches apart. Stick index cards
in them.. Now you have a budget rolodex.
484484. Use as replacement wheels for rollerblades.
485. Put inside thick book and place other heavy items on top. Later, you
will have beautiful pressed donuts. (Grandma's love these.)
486. Cut into fractions. Paste to posterboard. Use as visual pie charts.

Hur> 443. Sword Armor, just like chain mail (is this a
Hur> duplicate?)
Yes it is.

Does that mean we are down to 485 then?

486/66DX2. Stick in pig's mouth before roasting at a Luau.







70/206: 486/66DX2 = 487 in my book.
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 21:53:28 1993

Before I start adding to the list:
Hey, War Strike: 1) What is a PASCAL color?
2) Isn't shooting someone against your religion?
Ever hear "Thou shalt not kill?"

anyway,

488. Illuminate paths for airport runways.
489. Edible pencilboxes for EE classes.
490. Origami!
491. Creative hair piece for Sy Sperling.
492. A RISC processor with an instruction set reduced to ZERO!
493. Flog UNIX machines.
494. Flog Fenris Wolf before he makes a viscious comment about #493.
495. Open people's minds. (This may also require a good clever.)

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






71/206: 470. Use one as a cock-ring is a duplicate.
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 23:34:22 1993

RE: donuts
BY: Lucifer #105 @17320 - WWIVLink

470 (new). Use one as an ass-plug.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






72/206: and you missed #487 (486-66DX2 was a re-443 becaused 443 was a dupe)
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu Sep 30 23:37:15 1993

RE: 486/66DX2 = 487 in my book.
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320 - WWIVLink

487. USe doughnuts to teach people to count.

...and the real next one...

496. Drop tons of doughnuts on Hiroshima and re-experience the definition
of ultimate carnage.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






73/206: MORE THINGS TO DO WITH DONUTS
Name: George Bush #20 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 01 02:19:21 1993

PERHAPS THESE ARE SUITABLE USES:

497. Things to strangle erinn with
498. Substitute for Spaghetti-O's
499. Pancakes
500. Buttafucco, buttafucco, buttafucco

George Bush






74/206: More on those useful donuts...
Name: Meow #123 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 01 04:00:42 1993

RE: MORE THINGS TO DO WITH DONUTS
BY: George Bush #20 @17320 - WWIVLink

#501- For Ryan to shove his tiny ass dick in and fuck the all the cre out.
#502- Sorry about that one, I was thinking about cheerios...







75/206: DOUGHNUTS.
Name: Ziggy #593 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 07 13:45:14 1993

Use it as an adapter for people with small dicks to girls with big pussys






76/206: Donuts
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 07 15:29:02 1993

RE: DOUGHNUTS.
BY: Ziggy #593 @17320 - WWIVLink

» Use it as an adapter for people with small dicks to girls with big
» pussys

i guess that would be #503...

#504 - Connect them together and make a necklace






77/206: ...
Name: Tummigummi #57 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 08 12:17:56 1993

#505 Use a whole bunch of stale ones to throw at people getting publicaly
exucuted and things like that ...

-TummiGummi-






78/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 08 15:33:17 1993


505. Smash them flat and use them as Floppy Disc.






79/206: oops
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 08 15:34:19 1993


that last one should have been 506 ..sorry






80/206: haha
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 08 15:53:33 1993


507. Use the middle of the jellydonuts to store cum in, just like a sperm
bank.






81/206: ...
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 08 16:30:24 1993

Tie a string around it...walk it around campus and call it "Rover"






82/206: NUMBER YOUR POSTS!
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sat Oct 09 14:08:37 1993

last one was 508.

509. Throw them at tripping people to freak them out.






83/206: this is 510
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Sat Oct 09 20:29:08 1993

#510 Bring them to Tech football games and use them as seat cushions...






84/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 02:32:46 1993


511. Take a bite out of a jellydonut and then proceed to fuck the hole like
a pocket pussy.







85/206: .
Name: Tummigummi #57 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 11:23:17 1993

513. Tie a string around it, write some numbers on it and pretend you're
Flav-a-Flav from Public Enemy






86/206: ...
Name: The Defiler #425 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 14:28:41 1993



514. Coat them with arsenic and "donate" them to the CCC or something. Or a
homeless guy...







87/206: ...
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 16:52:29 1993

515 - Slide one into your compact disc player (or better yet your roommates)
and listen to it...






88/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 21:54:51 1993


516. Use them as shoe-horns, shoe strechers, or as insoles to make your feet
comfy.







89/206: 517
Name: Scout #133 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 10 22:47:26 1993

517 use them as space saver spare tires.






90/206: donuts
Name: Vendetta #599 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 11 10:22:52 1993

518. Wear one on your head and pretend you're a monk.

-Vendetta






91/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 11 10:45:51 1993

519. Shove 'em up your ass to lower your purity test score
520. Eat 'em afterwords to lower it more
521. Shove 'em up someone else's ass to lower same score
522. Eat 'em afterwards to lower it more
523. Shove 'em up a goat's ass to lower same score
524. And, finally, Eat 'em afterwards to lower it more

Lestat






92/206: rape this my friend, holding afford a cream donut
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 11 14:14:57 1993


525 - Flog Molested by Crustaceans for his comment about unix
526 - Hook up a keyboard and a monitor and emulate a DEC station
527 - Hook up a keyboard, monitor and cpu and emulate an AMiGA
528 - Use them as a vaginal substitute for farm animals
529 - smother the roommate with 100s of them.
530 - put on your shoulder for a phone rest
531 - give coughdrop one to use as a neckwarmer
532 - give one to satan to hold all his uh, seeds in.






93/206:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 11 16:27:57 1993

RE: rape this my friend, holding afford a cream donut
BY: Fenris Wolf #10 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 525 - Flog Molested by Crustaceans for his comment about unix

526 - Say, "Hey, Fenris! This is what you can do to me!" Then, take a bite
out of the donut.







94/206: yuk
Name: Desert Rose #621 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 12 00:25:54 1993

527. put Molested by Crustaceans in a pit with a donut hanging from a string
just out of reach.
528. see 527, until he starves to death.
528. put Molested by Crustaceans in a pit full of donuts and make him eat
himself out of it.
[that last was 529.]
530. barbequed donuts
531. barbequed donuts on the grill
532. Diequick style barbeque donuts
533. dip em in salsa
534. dip em in sweet and sour sauce
535. cover them with cream cheese
536. cover them with cream cheese and apple butter
537. cover them with apple butter
538. put ham in the middle and cheese on top and call it "Donuts Florentine".
539. #539, Dietrick style
539. cover a tree with them.
540. as a cool senior stunt flood the halls with a truckload of donuts.
541. as a cool senior stunt flood the halls of your high school with donuts
and then set mice loose in there.
542. #541 with mice, and an ant colony
543. #541 with mice, an ant colony, and a barrel of roaches.
544. #541 with mice, an ant colony, a barrel of roaches, and cover every tree
inschool with donuts
545. creative TPing. impress your friends!
546. lace them with arsenic and sell them as roach killer.
547. lace them with arsenic and give them to everybody who made a dumb sexual
joke about donuts.
548. soak them in wine and sell them in France.
549. soak them in beer and sell them in Pritchard.
550. say they're an aphrodisiac and sell them in Pritchard.
551. mush them into a hat.
552. mush them into a volleyball and see who gets the most donut on them.
553. mush them into a ball and stick candy into them and use them as a
pinyata.
554. burn them.
555. burn them in AJ and make all the freshman go outside in the cold with
the fire alarm going off at 3 a. m. [must be at 3 a.m.]
556. #555 in dorm of your choice.
557. use them as kindling for your campfire.
558. glaze them with plastic and build a desk out of them.
559. " " " " and build a table out of them.
560. " " " " and make a seat out of them.
561. call #558-560 art and use it in a pricey art exibit and get people to
pay for your donut art.
562. "not to put too fine a point on it, say i'm the only donut in your
bonnet"
563. organize a donut-rolling competition.
564. organize a world-wide donut-rolling competition.
565. make sure there's a chapter of the world-wide donut-rolling competition
competitors near you.
566. compete in a donut-rolling competition.
567. compete in a donut-rolling compettion and eat the donut afterward.
568 " " " " " " and give the donut to your dog.
569. sell them in Spain as "donuts americanos"
570. cover them with marshmellow creme.








95/206: no way dude...
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 12 01:53:16 1993

RE: yuk
BY: Desert Rose #621 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 555. burn them in AJ and make all the freshman go outside in the cold
» with the fire alarm going off at 3 a. m. [must be at 3 a.m.]


That would suck... us not-freshmen would have to leave too....

» 570. cover them with marshmellow creme.


571. uuhhh... huh... like eat them or something.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







96/206: hehehe
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 12 12:36:58 1993

Up next, item number 572, a jelly filled donut. This item normally retails at
$1.00, but during this special offer here at QVC, you can have it for just
25 cents! That's right, you save 75% or the retail price! And if you buy
a dozen, we'll give you an extra one for free! Just give us a call here
at 1-800-QVC-SHOP.

*ZZYZZX*
letter






97/206: Uhh, hey desert rose!
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 12 18:24:27 1993

573. Take a big donut and 5 pencils, make a pentagram, and try to defile
Desert Rose, War Strike, etc.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






98/206: yesh!
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 12 23:15:50 1993

RE: Uhh, hey desert rose!
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 573. Take a big donut and 5 pencils, make a pentagram, and try to
» defile Desert Rose, War Strike, etc.


574. Take a bunch and tape them in an upside down cross on War Shrikes wall,
let him think demons are visiting him...

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







99/206: savant
Name: Haywire #596 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 15 00:32:10 1993

Put a whole bunch in a bowl and pretend they are really big cheerio's.
Haywire






100/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 15 15:05:54 1993

last one should have been 575.

576. Use two of them as Arm Floats for little kids.
577. Then take them away and eat them while the children drown!
578. Adopt a child from overseas and send them a donut...then you can bring
them to the States and molest them repeatedly.






101/206: ...
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 15 23:52:44 1993

579 - Stick a straw in two of them and pretend they're glasses






102/206: well
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sat Oct 16 15:09:00 1993

580-Stick a straw into a doughnut and felch the cream out.






103/206: here's one...
Name: Desert Rose #621 @17320
Date: Sat Oct 16 21:57:47 1993

581. sell them to Molested by Crustacean's kindergarten class. give them
milk with them and pat them on the head.







104/206: .
Name: Stiletto #9 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 17 00:57:17 1993

582. Make enviromentalists happy, by using doughnuts in place of plastic
frisbees, and say you have invented the 'bio degradable' frisbee


:)






105/206: 583
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 17 02:03:09 1993

583. Use dougnuts as an excuse to create a new kind of postal-box, one that is
shaped like a doughnut and even has a hole in the middle. Now you can
mail doughnuts.






106/206: 584
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 17 12:58:25 1993

RE: 583
BY: Satan #1 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 583. Use dougnuts as an excuse to create a new kind of postal-box, one
» that is
» shaped like a doughnut and even has a hole in the middle. Now
» you can mail doughnuts.


584. Find the volume of the dougnut. Take the cross section, place it on
the xy coordinate system, rotate around either axis... find volume.







107/206:
Name: Lestat #471 @17320
Date: Sun Oct 17 13:33:21 1993

585. Take the graph of the donut from above and add the fourth dimension of
time, the fifth dimension of temperature, the sixth dimension of proximity to
a cop (interesingly enough, the donut seems to cease to exist in time when the
proximity of the cop approaches a foot) Take the step function of this graph,
and then convert it back into a real object (hopefully a yummier snack)

Lestat






108/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 09:58:54 1993


589. Use them as elbow pads while you crawl along the floor of the theater
looking for a place to puke under someones seat.
590. Use one as a pillow while you sleep on a hillside at about 1:30 in the
morning.






109/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 10:41:27 1993

591. Use them to pay back your friends for saving you from being trashed that
bad in public by yourself.
592. Use them to bribe a night monitor into letting you get through without
asking questions.
593. Use them with grain to make DONUT SHOOTERS!!!!

Lestat






110/206: gustav
Name: Haywire #596 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 12:55:27 1993

Tie it to a fishing line, then goto the 7th floor t.v. lounge in pritchard.
Throw it out the window and see who you can catch.
Haywire






111/206: 595
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 14:42:18 1993

/---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=---]
595. Use them to flog people who refuse to use numbers when they are making
up things to use dougnuts for.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







112/206:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 16:39:02 1993

RE: here's one...
BY: Desert Rose #621 @17320 - WWIVLink

» 581. sell them to Molested by Crustacean's kindergarten class. give
» them milk with them and pat them on the head.

Um, whatever.

596. Go with that anal avenger thing that's way up higher on the list, and go
to Desert Rose's PRE-SCHOOL class, and teach them what CUM is.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






113/206: XXXXXXXTitle:
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 19:56:26 1993

597. Eat them, and puke.
598. Eat them, and puke in Haymarket.
599. Eat them, puke in Haymarket, and swallow it again.
600. Let Vic help you puke them in the bathroom at Squires Student Center.






114/206:
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 22:47:51 1993


601. Puke them all over your shirt
602. Puke them all over VIC's shirt.
603. Puke them all over other people in Haymarket.
(Lestat - did you actually ever hit anyone else?)
604. Get a dozen, bong them in about 2 hours....







115/206: or
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Mon Oct 18 23:58:57 1993

605. Get 14, and bong them in about 1 hour.






116/206: dochunks
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 19 04:39:47 1993


606. Eat them with banana-strawberry Maddog and watch cool Ministry Videos...
Then was them down with a bumper of Mickeys "Fine" Malt Liquor.






117/206: dounuts.
Name: War Shrike #486 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 19 06:23:10 1993

607. Eat them while chillin' with all your bamas while luncheon after smoking
too much weed.






118/206: doughnuts
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 19 12:12:02 1993

608. Keep an everlasting supply of doughnuts in case you get [even more]
munchies.






119/206: 609
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Tue Oct 19 16:00:36 1993

609 - In case of a fire in the dorm, throw all available dougnuts out window
and jump onto doughnuts...don't worry, they will break your fall...






120/206: donuts
Name: Lucifer #105 @17320
Date: Wed Oct 20 00:49:12 1993

610. Start a new religious order and wear them on your head...






121/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @17320
Date: Wed Oct 20 21:04:08 1993

611. Bong 14 of them in one hour and then PUKE THEM ALL OVER SATAN!!!!!

(no, vic. I didn't hit anyone else in the theater)






122/206: ..
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 21 15:05:16 1993

612. Design a gun that shoots doughnuts.
613. Practice skeet shooting with doughnuts.
614. Target shoot doughnuts set on fences in the middle of the country like
a hick.
615. Put one on your son's head and shoot it.
616. Put one on your wife's head and shoot it.
617. Put one on your wife's head and shoot her.
618. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, and leave the country in
a drug-induced panic.
619. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, and become a writer.
620. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, become a writer, and do a lot of drugs.
621. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, become a writer, do a lot of drugs, and make an
appearance in a Ministry video.
622. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, become a writer, do a lot of drugs, make an appearnance
in a Ministry video, and subsequently appear on Beavis & Butthead.
623. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, become a writer, do a lot of drugs, make an appearance
in a Ministry video, subsequently appear on Beavus & Butthead, and have
Butt-head say, "Even the old guy is cool!"
624. Put one on your wife's head, shoot her, leave the country in a drug-
induced panic, become a writer, do a lot of drugs, make an appearance
in a Ministry video, subsequently appear on Beavis & Butthead, have
Butt-head say, "Even the old guy is cool!", and have Beavis say,
"Yeah! Heh heh.. heh.. heh hmmh heh... heh.."
625. Design a semi-autmatic doughnut-firing weapon.
626. Design an automatic [for the people] doughnut-firing weapon.
627. Design doughnut missiles.
628. Design doughnut warheads.






123/206: more
Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 21 15:06:22 1993

629. Leave a mole of doughnuts in a police station and calculate the
half-life.
630. After the cops eat them, leave their doughnut-shit in a pile of E. Coli
and calculate the half-life. ("Eat shit! 10,000 E. Coli can't be
wrong!" -our bathroom stall)






124/206: more...
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 21 18:16:39 1993


631. Put one on wifes head, shoot her, let her appear on a MINISTRY video
(hey, do you want to be on a ministry video?)
632. place a bunch of them in a pile, worship the diety of your choice at
the great holy alter of doughnuts
633. piss of other religions by eating their holy alter of doughnuts
634. get excommunicated from yours by eating your own alter.
635. really piss of other religions by wacking of on their alters....
(although, during the early years of Christianity, masturbation
played a big part in religious ceremonies)







125/206: 636
Name: Albert Belle #410 @17320
Date: Thu Oct 21 21:07:52 1993

636 - Take out your Swiss Army knife and whittle the doughnuts into
interesting farmland creatures






126/206: more
Name: Vic #134 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 22 01:20:08 1993


637 - or if your vic and have no real talent, whittle them in to the same
thing everything else he tried to whittle turned into... a toothpick.







127/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @17320
Date: Fri Oct 22 10:58:46 1993

638 : make a giant donut-garnished cowboy hat and then give it to Al
Jourgensen in the hopes that he might take the time to flick you off
personally (and maybe start throwing bones that sre part of the stage
set at you)







128/206: another few...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @17320
Date: Sat Oct 23 01:44:51 1993

639. How to enlarge a donut: Cover it with vasolene (for good suction)
attach it to a bilge pump, and pump away! (works good for dicks too)
640. Use then as anti-dog weapons when breaking into buildings by covering
them with peanut butter.
641. Use them as an anti-cop device when breaking into buildings without
covering with peanut butter (but a jug of coffee will help)
642. Use them as vomit projectiles.
643. Use it as a vomit target.
644. Use it as a ejeculatory target.
645. Use them as riot bombs by dipping them is gasoline and lighting them.
646. Soap.
647. Sponge.
648. Use as gauze to soak up blood after you've been hacked repeatedly by an
postal worker.
649. Tape a bunch to your chest and use as a bulletproof vest.
650. Use as a strippers costume.
651. Flatten and use as a CD. (has this been done?)
652. Use as an edible stripper's costume.
653. Use as an edible stripper's edible costume.
654. Use them as a headboard cushion so you don't bang your girlfriend's head
into the wall.
655. Attach a bunch together with wire and use as a mattress.

*ZZYZZX*
later






129/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @666
Date: Sat Oct 23 21:13:11 1993

656. Put them around a q-stick as a 'q-stick cozy'
657. Use them as an edible windscreen for a microphone
658. Wire them in series and parallel to make a donut circuit
659. As above, but make an 'and' logic circuit







130/206: uhh..
Name: Ix #132 @666
Date: Sat Oct 23 23:42:34 1993

660. Throw them into the sky, take photos of them, touch them up real
cheesy-like, then sell them to some national tabloid as UFO sightings
661. Steal them from dietrick to feed your girlfriend who slept over.
662. When she doesn't want them, leave them on your desk for personal
inspiration to write idiot reasons on this sub.
663. Wake up the next morning kinda hungry-like, say "fuck the inspiration",
and eat the donuts.
664. Then use the entire episode to post messages in this sub.






131/206: yEs!
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Sun Oct 24 00:07:33 1993

RE: uhh..
BY: Ix #132 @666


665. Do nothing with them so you can do the next line.
666. Take a whole bunch of them, offer them to Satan, and GO TO HELL!

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







132/206: damn you!!!!!
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Sun Oct 24 01:59:03 1993

I can't believe you beat me ass!! I was waiting for 666....aaaahhhhhh!!!
It is not fitting that a guy named Vic gets to do # 666...no fair!
It was my reserved right as Lucifer to make that one! Damn Thee!!!
anyway (sigh)
667. Make a new Michellin (sp) man out of donuts. [does anyone remember him?]






133/206: of course we remember him!
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Oct 24 04:06:27 1993

668. Cook with grain and make grain doughnuts.
669. Do the same but realize that alcohol gets cooked out and you can't get
drunk off these dougnuts.
670. Do the same, and throw them away because you can't get drunk off of
grain-doughnuts.
671. Do the same, and donate them to the homleess because you can't get drunk
off of grain-doughnuts.
672. Do the same, and donate one dougnut a month to a third-world country.
673. Do the same, dounate 1 dougnut @ month to a 3rd-world country, and have
some pathetic, tear-jerking, bony kid write to you twice a month.
674. Decide not to dough-nate to a 3rd-world country and laugh as they all
die.
675. Roll it down an Ethiopian hill and watch them chase it.
(I really can't believe this hasn't been done!)

Satan
The Apostate Angel
It's a travesty...






134/206: ...
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Sun Oct 24 18:51:47 1993


676 - Ram enough of them down James Authur's [head of cs dept] throat so he
vomits.
677 - above, but so he chokes to death.
678 - put plastic explosive in the center and use them to blow up buildings
679 - mix with nitrogylcerin and make a milkshake






135/206:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Sun Oct 24 20:13:22 1993

680. Say to a slut: "Get on your knees and smile like a DOUGHNUT.







136/206: More ideas
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Oct 26 03:06:56 1993

Glue them to the screen and use them for vision tests.






137/206: ...
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Tue Oct 26 10:37:12 1993


682 - Fling them at people who STILL refuse to number
683 - Cram them in the fire alarms so there aren't any more
684 - wear while freezing outside pritchard






138/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Oct 27 00:18:32 1993

685. Start an arcade that requires doughnuts to play the video games.
686. Start a carnaval that requires doughnuts to ride the rides.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






139/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @666
Date: Wed Oct 27 10:32:47 1993

687. Throw them to Toby at Hawaii Kai so he'll play better music

Lestat

***** EDITOR'S NOTE: This is a reference to Theta Zeta.
***** A homepage is located here.




140/206: ...
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Wed Oct 27 11:42:10 1993

688 - throw them at ANYONE singing meatloaf songs.
689 - throw them at people who call their voice mail on speakervoice at 3 am
690 - barricade macbryde with them.
691 - hold them on toothpicks and picket
692 - pelt people who don't answer talk requests.







141/206: haha
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Oct 27 16:49:05 1993

693 - Refuse to eat them because they may make you sick
694 - Lay in pain writhing on a bed of doughnuts
695 - Throw them at girls who call you up and hang up on you for not
remembering who the fuck they are






142/206: Yet again...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Oct 28 03:41:47 1993

696- Use them as bargaining chips for speeding tickets(It works! Ask me about
it!)
697- Instant golf holes!






143/206: ...
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Thu Oct 28 10:21:58 1993


698- throw them at dickhead RA's "the bell hasn't rung yet"
697- throw them at the people who run VTTelnet.. (FUCKING LEARN, will they)
698- smash them as an alternative to killing random people
699- hold tight and pretend they are a nonexistant girlfriend
700- put under bed to attract large cockroaches.






144/206: ...
Name: Albert Belle #410 @666
Date: Thu Oct 28 16:35:42 1993

701 - Wait for some snow, the stick em on your rear and sled to your classes






145/206: ....
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Thu Oct 28 21:58:55 1993


702 - give them to people who are hanging to the left.. so they can hang
straight down (donut alignment)
703 - print man pages on them, and FORCE FEED them to half the cs majors






146/206: donuts
Name: Lestat #471 @666
Date: Fri Nov 05 18:58:26 1993

704. Squish it around a ceramic bowl so that it doesn't burn the tips of your
fingers

Lestat






147/206: ....
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Sat Nov 06 14:06:08 1993


705 - Put in your mailbox so you can feel happy about having mail.
706 - mold into earplugs the next time one of jane's friends plugs a toilet







148/206: and yet even more...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Fri Nov 12 01:36:36 1993


707. Throw them at Maalox Van der Kamp (a.k.a. the asshole RA from hell) and
then flick him off, then stuff a whole bunch down his throat and
anywhere else you dare to stick things into him at.






149/206:
Name: Stealth #431 @666
Date: Sun Dec 05 23:20:15 1993

708. Attach to a chain and wear as a necklace.







150/206: a;lksdjf
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Dec 06 02:06:16 1993

709. Insert your favorite crayon in the middle and eat them both.
710. Have **SOMEONE ELSE** throw them out of a car at people.
sleven. Have **SOMEONE ELSE** throw them out of a car at people, and still
be a beautiful person. Nice fucking life.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






151/206: dfd
Name: Stealth #431 @666
Date: Sat Dec 11 13:09:15 1993

711. Dip them in dry ice and then smash them with a hammer. (if your lucky the
flying fragments might hit someone and put their eye out.
712. Get someone really drunk then hold it outside the window and tell them
that it's a flying sauser.

Stealth
the shadow of the night








152/206: it's already been suggested too many times..
Name: Fenris Wolf #10 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 00:58:07 1993


713 - tie a string to it, and use it to hang squirrels.
714 - soak in alcohol, light, and roll down stairways.






153/206: O
Name: Zoso #261 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 03:20:28 1993

715 - use them on your feet for very large corns.
716 - put on warts
717 - use them to fix the hubble telescope
718 - put on drag racers for tires and see them burn powdered sugar!
719 - put on baseball bats as weights that the fat assed batter can chow on
before he steps up to bat.
719 + 1 - go to the duck pond and play Throw the doughnut around the goose's
neck!
721 - give 'em to liberace(too bad he's dead) for rings.
722 - may and edible abacus (sp?)
723 - make doughnut box cars!
724 - belts for premature babies.
725 - litter space with them, to use as Star Wars defense system.
726 - put them on roller coasters and see what happens.
727 - make into doughtnut mail armor.
728 - shot glass coolers.
729 - make dinosaur toe warmers.
730 - stuff them up Barney's ass till he dies!!!!!!!!







154/206: heheh)))))0
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 04:35:00 1993

731. Give to Pee-Wee Herman and, well... nevermind. You get the picture.






155/206: hmmmm
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 15:56:23 1993


DCCXXXII. Make Xerox copies of them and send them to starving people in
Africa.
DCCXXXIII. Make Xerox copies of them and send them to starving people in
Asia.
DCCXXXIV. Make Xerox (TM) copies of them and send them to starving prisoners
all over the world.
DCCXXXV. Make Xerox (TM) copies of them and cut them out and use them to
taunt cops.
DCCXXXVI. Make Xerox (TM) copies of them and eat them yourself.
DCCXXXVII. Make Xerox (TM) copies of them, then eat the squashed donut you
Xeroxed (TM) while throwing out the copies.
DCCXXXVIII. Use the donuts as models for the heads of cartoon characters.
DCCXXXIX. Crumble them up into a fine powder, then mix it with some hot
water--instant donut-flavored drink
DCCXL. Crumble them up into a fine powder, then snort it up the nose.
DCCXLI. Paint them with glow in the dark paint, then throw them around at
night to make people think they're UFOs.
DCCXLII. Insert small razor blades into them and give them to small children
on Halloween night.
DCCXLIII. Use them to replace all the "O"s and "0"s in a presentation.
DCCXLIV. Use them to bonk me on the head for using Roman Numerals. =)
DCCXLV. Use them to bonk me on the head for typing such a long message earlier
today.
DCCXLVI. Use them to bonk me on the head because you want to bonk me on the
head.






156/206: ...
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 17:19:36 1993

747. Throw them at people who still use Roman Numerals. :)






157/206: ....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 18:11:05 1993

DCCXLVIII. Throw them at people who throw them at people who still use Roman
Numerals. =)






158/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 20:32:39 1993

749. Throw them at people who throw them at you.






159/206:
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Dec 13 03:00:28 1993

750. Use them to stone people with (especially bishops)
751. Bullseyes to glue on ZZYZZX and VIC's butt.

The Mad One






160/206: ...,.,
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Mon Dec 13 17:28:21 1993

DCCLII. Throw them back at people who throw them at you.
DCCLIII. Bullseye to glue on The Mad One's butt.






161/206: ...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Dec 14 18:11:32 1993

RE: ...,.,
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

754. Cushions to catch the ones falling off The Mad One's teflon-coated butt.
755. Inhalants!
756. Funky-looking glasses.







162/206: ...
Name: Rasta #328 @666
Date: Tue Dec 14 18:43:19 1993

757. Lace them with coke and sell them for $100/donut
758. Remove the white powder and sell it for $100/gram

Rasta
(  |  )
 \ | /
  \|/
`--|--'
  '|`







163/206: ...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed Dec 15 01:44:56 1993

759. Give them to Satan for catching your counting errors on this base.

The Mad One






164/206: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Dec 15 02:41:39 1993

760. Throw them at people who attempt to type the wrong number and are
valiantly saved by their ever-serving SysOp.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






165/206: .
Name: Tummigummi #57 @666
Date: Mon Jan 17 10:28:28 1994

761. Dunk them in the snow and sell them to people as cocaine-laced treats ...






166/206: hey....
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Sun Jan 23 16:43:39 1994


762. insert lit cigaretttes, and give them as birthday cakes to smokers.







167/206: well....
Name: Tummigummi #57 @666
Date: Tue Jan 25 10:49:44 1994

763. Use it to hold Mr. Bobbit's 'piece' back onto it's 'base'.






168/206: hahahhah...
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Tue Feb 22 10:26:51 1994


764. Use it to skeet shoot..... PULL!







169/206: hit
Name: <<< Kirchhoff #813 @666 >>>
Date: Sun Feb 27 23:48:50 1994

765. hollow it out, hook a straw to it, fill it with good shit and take hits
off the same stuff about 30 times. (torus bong)






170/206: heh
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 00:13:26 1994

766. Fill it with nitroglycerine and use it as an explosive device.

The Mad One






171/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 02:41:07 1994

767. Doughnut Hydrochloride!
768. Lysergic Acid Diethyladonut
769. Dougnut-9 Tetrahydracannibinol
770. Methylendougnutmethamphetamine (MDMA, or Ecstacy)
771. Phencyclidoughnut (PCP)
772. Donut Enter (Bad Pun)
773. Donut Walk On The Grass (worse pun)
774. Life preservers for smurfs
775. the beginnings of a satellite dish for smurfs
776. Use doughnut holes and create a happy face
777. Use doughnut holes and create a pissed off face
778. Squash them between your toes
779. Squash them between yoru toes and pay beautiful women to lick them out
780. Squash them between your toes and pay beautiful women to lick them out
and perform the ecstatic act of vomiting all over you.
781. Squash them between your toes, pay beautiful women to lick them out and
perform the exotic (oops) act of vomiting all over you, and then have
them lick the vomit off you.
782. Nuclear breeder reactors that make dougnuts instead of Uranium-238.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






172/206: Ok
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 06:52:20 1994

783. Barney muzzles!
784. Add poison to kill barney fans.
785. Paint them like easter eggs and set them in the middle of the drillfield.

The Mad One






173/206: 786
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 11:40:22 1994

786. Put them on some wire and have glasses.

Haywire






174/206: ...
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 16:47:15 1994

787. Put two of them together differently and have binoculars.
788. Attach string and have a Monocle like Veronica Sawyer in _Heathers_.






175/206: .,,,,.,.,....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 04:32:59 1994


789. Eat donuts. (repeated for purposes of following ideas)
790. Eat donuts and Xanax for interesting rush (and because you need food for
Xanax...
791. Eat donuts, Xanax, and LSD for odd slightly sickening rush.
792. Eat donuts, Xanax, LSD, and Levsin Sulfate to make a failed attempt to
calm the sickening rush.
793. Eat donuts, Xanax, LSD, Levsin sulfate, and smoke pot to somewhat calm
the sickness caused by all the above.
794. Promise never to eat donuts, Xanax, LSD, and Levsin Sulfate at the same
time again (even WITH the pot).






176/206: )))))))
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 13:26:16 1994

795. Throw them at people who can't remember to use right parenthesis.






177/206: eat them
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 15:27:54 1994

796. Eat donuts and Zzyzzx just for fun.







178/206: heh
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 23:55:21 1994

797. Fill them with Pepto and give them to Haywire after eating donuts and
Zzyzzx.

The Mad One






179/206: .,.,
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Mar 02 01:11:26 1994

798. Throw them at people who complaign about people who don't use right
parenthesis...

*ZZYZZX*
the eaten...






180/206: more
Name: Scout #133 @666
Date: Wed Mar 02 11:42:46 1994

799. Throw them at people that suggest throwing them at people.







181/206: .
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 04:01:52 1994

800. Throw them at cops who follow you around too much. It'll slow them
down.
801. Just throw them at everybody.






182/206: ...---...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 05:40:57 1994

802. Throw them at cops who stop you for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
803. Dowse them with alcohol and light them for lights for when the lights go
out again (it's already happened twice since the BIG outtage....i'll
bet it happens again before you all wake!)
804. USE them. (if you know what i mean...)







183/206:
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 07:54:34 1994

805. Bury donutphiliacs in them.
806. Use them as warmers for certain body parts.
807. Freeze them and throw them at stupid people who call the lab and ask "Are
you open?"
808. Donut-Discus!

The Mad One






184/206: ewww
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 06:18:00 1994

RE: eat them
BY: Haywire #596 @666

» 796. Eat donuts and Zzyzzx just for fun.

no... no.

Stuff Haywire full of donuts til he quits molesting Zzyzzx

Santiago






185/206: btw
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 06:18:49 1994

last one was 809

Santiago






186/206:
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 13:09:30 1994

810. Throw them at people who number their doughnut reasons in separate
posts. :)






187/206:
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 18:05:48 1994

811. Digitize them and use them as numbers for doughnut reasons.

The Mad One






188/206: hmmm
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 23:28:02 1994


812. Feed them to Kennedy. (remember to poisin....)


CrOw






189/206: no
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Mar 16 00:37:55 1994

813. Feed them to Kennedy in order to seduce her.






190/206: ...
Name: Rasta #328 @666
Date: Wed Mar 16 19:37:57 1994

814. Break them up into small crumbs in a crack heads room and watch them
search the floor and smoke the crumbs.






191/206: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 17 14:52:48 1994

815. Feed them to CrOw (and remember to poison)....






192/206: satan satan satan...
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Thu Mar 17 17:03:32 1994

815. Use them while violently fucking kennedy...

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>

silly...(woah...that is like..an old macro...)






193/206: yo
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 17:50:06 1994

I had to erase some dougnut reasons because SOMEbody can't count.
Hit "-" now, and don't post any non-doughnut-reason messages on this sub,
please. I don't want the reasons rolling off because we have too many msgs
past the 250 limit. (I got a hold of the original 30 BTW).

This message being the exception...






194/206: number???????
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Tue Apr 19 15:07:26 1994


XXXX. throw them at people who make administrative anouncements in the form of
a message telling others not to post messages.

Haywire







195/206: 817
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Apr 19 16:42:05 1994

817. Use them as a `special' form of user-deletion.






196/206: ...
Name: <<< Rasta #328 @666 >>>
Date: Tue Apr 19 22:22:59 1994

RE: 817

818. Throw them at people who can't remember the number of uses for donuts.






197/206: 819
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sun Apr 24 15:37:28 1994

819. Throw them at people who throw them at too many people

santiago






198/206: 820
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Apr 25 01:21:45 1994

820. Use them in NATO air strikes.






199/206: 821
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 11:31:16 1994

821. Create an orbital donut accelerator to rain donuts upon the enemies of
santiago

santiago






200/206: 822
Name: The Defiler #425 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 02:00:09 1994



822. Lace it with thermite and Phosphorous and throw it at midnight into the
Brodie Hall, and see what the highly trained artillery team does with it.







201/206: 823
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Sat Apr 30 13:17:36 1994


823. Grind them up and sniff them up your nose and get high.






202/206: 824
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sat Apr 30 16:03:18 1994

824. Shove them up Lucifer's ass







203/206: 825
Name: Lucifer Sam #674 @666
Date: Sun May 01 08:16:46 1994

825. Give one to a police officer and declare it as a big tax write-off...

Lucifer Sam






204/206: 826
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Mon May 02 18:01:23 1994


826. Shove them up Santiago's ass and have Reaper try to get them out with his
tongue.






205/206: 827
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 03 13:25:19 1994

827. Chuck them at the fucking terminal that won't let me add classes.
828. Chuck them at the mainframe that won't give me the classes.
829. Anal rape. (Think about it.)

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






206/206: more things to do with a doughnut...
Name: Lady Sharon #812 @666
Date: Tue May 03 21:00:26 1994

830. Feed it to my hamster.
831. Give it to a lonely guy.
832. Shove it down my roommate's throat when she's being too loud in the
morning.







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