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1/65: Dear Abbey
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Dec 02 20:40:47 1993
I seem to have malfunctioning genitals. Please help me.
2/65: well
Name: Abby
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Fri Dec 03 12:10:03 1993
RE: Dear Abbey
i have a pair of pliers and a hammer, I should be able to fix that.
3/65: Dear Father, Who Art in HELL,
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Fri Dec 03 13:55:01 1993
I have this problem with women. They don't like me, and I can't understand
why. I have a paleozoic penis, a veritable dino-tool, and they don't want me.
I work out, drive an expensive car, and they don't want me.
I think my problem is this huge festering boil I have on my forehead. How do
I get women to fuck me, yet still have them overlook my facial disorder?
Sincerely,
Pimply in Pritchard.
4/65: Loser!
Name: Abby
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri Dec 03 16:16:35 1993
RE: Dear Father, Who Art in HELL,
You don't, you continue to be a loser for the rest of your existence!
5/65: Dear Father, Who Art in HELL,
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Sat Dec 04 03:43:44 1993
My boyfriend and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. However, one day,
when my big hunk of man got done buttfucking me, he took out a straw and began
sucking his spunk back out of my ass. Is this safe? I kind of enjoyed it,
and so did he.
Sincerely Yours,
Felched in Fredricksburg
6/65: Dear Pimply,
Name: Abby
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sat Dec 04 11:30:46 1993
RE: Dear Father, Who Art in HELL,
» I think my problem is this huge festering boil I have on my forehead.
» How do I get women to fuck me, yet still have them overlook my facial
» disorder?
I think your solution is to get the women involved in the very sexual and
passionte act of boil-exploding. A nice exploding wad of pus feels GREAT when
it hits that clitoris, and no girl will deny it.
Abby
7/65: Dear Felched
Name: Abby
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sat Dec 04 11:31:52 1993
RE: Dear Father, Who Art in HELL,
» My boyfriend and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. However,
» one day, when my big hunk of man got done buttfucking me, he took out
» a straw and began sucking his spunk back out of my ass. Is this safe?
» I kind of enjoyed it, and so did he.
»
» Sincerely Yours,
» Felched in Fredricksburg
I think you should look into safer alternatives. Maybe you could work out
something with Pimply In Pritchard's boil.
Abby
8/65: Dear Abby
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sun Dec 05 15:29:07 1993
I've got his problem with finding women to take home every weekend, but they
always turn out to be really guys. what can i do?
Plauged by transevestites
9/65: Dear Plauged,
Name: Abby
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 05 15:57:29 1993
RE: Dear Abby
» I've got his problem with finding women to take home every weekend,
» but they always turn out to be really guys. what can i do?
»
» Plauged by transevestites
I think you should seriously consider investing in some kind of detection
method. There are two that I am aware of.
The first one is the Megneto-Ultra-Aware Genatalia Detector. It runs about
$84.99 and can be ordered from Richard, Inc. (1-800-NOD-ICKS)
The second one can be ordered from the back of many comic books, and is
typically called "X-Ray Glasses".
Either option may be taken, and I'm sure this will help you in the future.
Abby
10/65: You forgot...
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Scout #133 @666
Date: Sun Dec 05 18:07:30 1993
RE: Dear Plauged,
|-- ·said -- ·· ···
» RE: Dear Abby
»
»» I've got his problem with finding women to take home every weekend,
»» but they always turn out to be really guys. what can i do?
»»
»» Plauged by transevestites
»
» I think you should seriously consider investing in some kind of
» detection method. There are two that I am aware of.
»
» The first one is the Megneto-Ultra-Aware Genatalia Detector. It runs
» about $84.99 and can be ordered from Richard, Inc. (1-800-NOD-ICKS)
»
» The second one can be ordered from the back of many comic books, and
» is typically called "X-Ray Glasses".
»
» Either option may be taken, and I'm sure this will help you in the
» future.
»
» Abby
»
You forgot the easiest, cheapest method. That of cop a feel and squeeze. It
may even help if it is a female.
11/65: sounds serious,
Name: Abby
Name: Erdrick #462 @666
Date: Sun Dec 05 19:59:22 1993
RE: Dear Abby
|-- ·said -- ·· ···
» I've got his problem with finding women to take home every weekend,
» but they always turn out to be really guys. what can i do?
get a sex change, or make a life-style change.
heh
12/65: dear abby
Name: Abby
Name: Mac #575 @666
Date: Mon Dec 06 12:08:17 1993
oh well, maybe you would find a date who isn't a man if you stop idolizing
Divine from Pink Flamingos... Schmoozer!@
13/65: but
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Dec 06 20:00:57 1993
RE: You forgot...
|-- ·said -- ·· ···
» RE: Dear Plauged,
»
» |-- ·said -- ·· ···
»» RE: Dear Abby
»»
»»» I've got his problem with finding women to take home every weekend,
»»» but they always turn out to be really guys. what can i do?
»»»
»»» Plauged by transevestites
»»
»» I think you should seriously consider investing in some kind of
»» detection method. There are two that I am aware of.
»»
»» The first one is the Megneto-Ultra-Aware Genatalia Detector. It runs
»» about $84.99 and can be ordered from Richard, Inc. (1-800-NOD-ICKS)
»»
»» The second one can be ordered from the back of many comic books, and
»» is typically called "X-Ray Glasses".
»»
»» Either option may be taken, and I'm sure this will help you in the
»» future.
»»
»» Abby
»»
»
» You forgot the easiest, cheapest method. That of cop a feel and
» squeeze. It may even help if it is a female.
»
»
I don't want to feel a guy up
Still Confused
14/65: Dear Abby, Who Art in HELL,
Name: Problemed Person
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 03:26:04 1993
I am trying to decide what part of my body to get pierced next. I have my
ears done twenty times on each ear, both nostrils (plus a bullring), both
eyebrows, my lips many times (I lost count), both nipples, by bellybutton, my
penis countless times, including my frenum SEVEN times, and my asshole. What
do you think?
Signed,
Pierced in Pritchard.
15/65: Dear Pierced in Pritchard,
Name: Abby
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 14:14:00 1993
RE: Dear Abby, Who Art in HELL,
» I am trying to decide what part of my body to get pierced next. I
» have my ears done twenty times on each ear, both nostrils (plus a
» bullring), both eyebrows, my lips many times (I lost count), both
» nipples, by bellybutton, my penis countless times, including my frenum
» SEVEN times, and my asshole. What do you think?
»
» Signed,
» Pierced in Pritchard.
"MY LIVER! MY LIVER!!! AHH!! MY LIVER!!! AHH!!! MY LIVER!! MY LIVEr!!"
Abby
16/65: Do
Name: Abby
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 01:26:34 1993
RE: Dear Abby, Who Art in HELL,
» I am trying to decide what part of my body to get pierced next. I
» have my ears done twenty times on each ear, both nostrils (plus a