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1/50: Ok gang, It's time for...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Jan 24 06:54:10 1994

RE: monks can suck my fucking cock.

NAME THAT UNKNOWN!

Yes, it's Name that Unknown, where you can guess who really is that
stupid. Our first contestant hiding under the alias of --COWBRAIN has this to
say:

» and so can all you guys on this BBS. fuck you all
»
»
» -----COWBRAIN


Can you guess who this is?

The Mad One
thinking he's Richard Dawson






2/50: hmmm
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Mon Jan 24 23:03:12 1994

RE: monks can suck my fucking cock.

» and so can all you guys on this BBS. fuck you all
»
»
» -----COWBRAIN

Huh??

cRoW






3/50: wow....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 01:07:35 1994

RE: yep.
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» i goes in my ears and out my ass.

are you like a contortionist or something?

*ZZYZZX*
=)






4/50: actually...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 01:08:19 1994

RE: Cry me a river
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: ummm........
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» did i ask for that?
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» i don't need any music...
»
»
» Are you anti-music or something? A monk perhaps?
»
» The Mad One

...i love music.......but i don't think a violin fit that particular mood....

*ZZYZZX*
but it was a nice tune....






5/50: monks
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 21:15:56 1994

RE: monks can suck my fucking cock.

->96/100: monks can suck my fucking cock.

I don't think they're allowed to do that...

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






6/50: misteye
Name: Slayer #36 @666
Date: Sun Jan 30 01:53:11 1994

RE: monks can suck my fucking cock.

|-- ·said -- ·· ···
» and so can all you guys on this BBS. fuck you all
»
»
» -----COWBRAIN

hi <sweet innocent looking childlike smile>, my name is bubu, will you come
out and play with me?


Slayer






7/50: dust
Name: Mud #793 @666
Date: Sat Feb 19 01:21:01 1994

RE: Heh
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

» How little you realize time fleets through your hands even as you read
» these lines....
»
» The Mad One


all we are is dust, dude....
M-M-Mud
It's Socrates, Dude!






8/50: rope
Name: Mud #793 @666
Date: Sat Feb 19 01:22:28 1994

RE: ohhhh......
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» *ZZYZZX*
» who's at the end of his straw....i mean, who's down to the last
» rope....i mean, who's down to the end of his straw.......no....i mean,
» who's at the end of his last rope.....i mean, who's had it down to
» there with all this....i mean, who's fed down.......no......um.......

there is no such thing as being at the end of your rope....
there's only the end.
M-M-Mud
still having color problems






9/50: the end
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Feb 19 12:54:00 1994

RE: rope
BY: Mud #793 @666

»» *ZZYZZX*
»» who's at the end of his straw....i mean, who's down to the last
»» rope....i mean, who's down to the end of his straw.......no....i mean,
»» who's at the end of his last rope.....i mean, who's had it down to
»» there with all this....i mean, who's fed down.......no......um.......
» there is no such thing as being at the end of your rope.... there's
» only the end.
» M-M-Mud
» still having color problems

why? why is there no "end of my rope?"

*ZZYZZX*
???






10/50: rope
Name: Mud #793 @666
Date: Mon Feb 21 20:32:02 1994

RE: the end
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» why? why is there no "end of my rope?"
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» ???

because there is no rope....except for the soap.
M-M-Mud
i like this green thing....






11/50: hey
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Tue Feb 22 10:25:17 1994

RE: wow....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» i goes in my ears and out my ass.
»
» are you like a contortionist or something?
»


so i had a little to drink.... and messd up 1 of mi spellin wurdz......







12/50: well....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Tue Feb 22 18:50:27 1994

RE: rope
BY: Mud #793 @666

|-- ·Mud said -- ·· ···
» RE: the end
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» why? why is there no "end of my rope?"
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» ???
» because there is no rope....except for the soap.
» M-M-Mud
» i like this green thing....

that green's really not you........sorry......

*ZZYZZX*
and i have lots of rope..






13/50: hmmm......
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Tue Feb 22 18:51:24 1994

RE: hey
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»»» i goes in my ears and out my ass.
»»
»» are you like a contortionist or something?
»»
»
» so i had a little to drink.... and messd up 1 of mi spellin
» wurdz......

so is that a yes??

*ZZYZZX*
=)






14/50: its been said
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Feb 23 13:31:25 1994

RE: the end
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» why? why is there no "end of my rope?"

That there's no end to my rope...
hehehe

Santiago






15/50: End
Name: Scout #133 @666
Date: Thu Feb 24 10:24:19 1994

RE: its been said
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» That there's no end to my rope... hehehe

Just the noose at the bottem.







16/50: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Fri Feb 25 03:54:11 1994

RE: its been said
BY: Santiago #471 @666

|-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
» RE: the end
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» why? why is there no "end of my rope?"
»
» That there's no end to my rope... hehehe
»
» Santiago

i have no comment...

*ZZYZZX*
and i don't know why...






17/50: Because...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri Feb 25 07:26:49 1994

RE: ...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» i have no comment...
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» and i don't know why...

I invoke my powers of chaos upon you yet again...

The Mad Chaos Lord






18/50: scout scout scout
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Fri Feb 25 12:09:35 1994

RE: End
BY: Scout #133 @666

»» That there's no end to my rope... hehehe
»
» Just the noose at the bottem.

have you been like watching me or something??? sick.

Santiago






19/50: yeah.
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Feb 25 16:37:44 1994

RE: hmmm......
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»»» are you like a contortionist or something?
»»»
»»
»» so i had a little to drink.... and messd up 1 of mi spellin
»» wurdz......
»
» so is that a yes??


nah... i not the rubber lady.







20/50: shit
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Feb 25 16:39:25 1994

RE: yeah.
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» nah... i not the rubber lady.


i meant i'm not the rubber lady.
i hope i dont see any shit about knotting the rubber lady.

nice fucking pun.







21/50: oh...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Feb 27 02:54:52 1994

RE: Because...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» i have no comment...
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» and i don't know why...
»
» I invoke my powers of chaos upon you yet again...
»
» The Mad Chaos Lord

oh will you just be quiet about these powers of chaor of which yo speak.....

*ZZYZZX*
i create my own chaos...






22/50: wow....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Feb 27 02:55:39 1994

RE: yeah.
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»»»» are you like a contortionist or something?
»»»»
»»»
»»» so i had a little to drink.... and messd up 1 of mi spellin
»»» wurdz......
»»
»» so is that a yes??
»
» nah... i not the rubber lady.

wow!!! you knotted the rubber lady!!!

*ZZYZZX*
congrats!






23/50: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Feb 27 02:56:10 1994

RE: shit
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» nah... i not the rubber lady.
»
» i meant i'm not the rubber lady. i hope i dont see any shit about
» knotting the rubber lady.
» nice fucking pun.

too late!!!!!

*ZZYZZX*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha






24/50: no I think
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sun Feb 27 15:14:41 1994

RE: wow....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» nah... i not the rubber lady.
»
» wow!!! you knotted the rubber lady!!!

He meant he _needs_ the rubber lady

As in his inflat-a-mate he misplaced

Santiago






25/50: ??
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Feb 27 18:56:34 1994

RE: no I think
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»» nah... i not the rubber lady.
»»
»» wow!!! you knotted the rubber lady!!!
»
» He meant he _needs_ the rubber lady
»
» As in his inflat-a-mate he misplaced
»
» Santiago

oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying the rubber
lady in knots.....

*ZZYZZX*
but i'm often wrong
/d






26/50: why?
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 00:12:16 1994

RE: oh...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» oh will you just be quiet about these powers of chaor of which yo
» speak.....
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» i create my own chaos...

They seem to work....heh heh heh

The Evil One






27/50: ummm.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 04:28:01 1994

RE: why?
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: oh...
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» oh will you just be quiet about these powers of chaor of which yo
»» speak.....
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» i create my own chaos...
»
» They seem to work....heh heh heh
»
» The Evil One

not alwalys....

*ZZYZZX*
Xanax freak






28/50: ZZYZZX....
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Mar 01 07:51:21 1994

RE: ummm.....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» They seem to work....heh heh heh
»»
»» The Evil One
»
» not alwalys....
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» Xanax freak

Oh really?

The Mad One
that's irrelevant....






29/50: no...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Mar 02 01:08:42 1994

RE: ZZYZZX....
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»»» They seem to work....heh heh heh
»»»
»»» The Evil One
»»
»» not alwalys....
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» Xanax freak
»
» Oh really?
»
» The Mad One
» that's irrelevant....

Xanax is not irrelevant!!!

*ZZYZZX*
:P






30/50: Xanax?
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed Mar 02 04:57:07 1994

RE: no...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» Xanax is not irrelevant!!!


But you are....muhahahaha

The Mad One






31/50: oh....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 05:38:08 1994

RE: Xanax?
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: no...
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» Xanax is not irrelevant!!!
»
»
» But you are....muhahahaha
»
» The Mad One

i already knew that one....

*ZZYZZX*
sorry.....






32/50: yeah
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 06:15:33 1994

RE: ??
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»»»» nah... i not the rubber lady.

» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
» the rubber lady in knots.....

that clears it all up

Santiago






33/50: clearasil...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 06:52:47 1994

RE: yeah
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»»»» nah... i not the rubber lady.
»
»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»» the rubber lady in knots.....
» that clears it all up
»
» Santiago

or oxy?

*ZZYZZX*
?






34/50: wow
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 11:18:47 1994

RE: clearasil...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»»» the rubber lady in knots.....
»» that clears it all up
»»
»» Santiago
»
» or oxy?

that zanax shit must be pretty serious stuff zzyzzx

Santiago






35/50: duh..
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:20:03 1994

RE: wow....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» wow!!! you knotted the rubber lady!!!
»


I SAID NO FUKIN' PUNS ON MY MISPELLING DAMIT!






36/50: i knew..
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:21:04 1994

RE: ...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» i meant i'm not the rubber lady. i hope i dont see any shit about
»» knotting the rubber lady.
»» nice fucking pun.
»
» too late!!!!!


i knew i should have deleted that damn message.
at least i caught myself.... kinda







37/50: ..
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:21:56 1994

RE: no I think
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» He meant he _needs_ the rubber lady
»
» As in his inflat-a-mate he misplaced


hay gimme a break, she gives good head.







38/50: ..
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:23:30 1994

RE: ??

» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
» the rubber lady in knots.....


you do know this is getting way outta hand.
and no fukin shit about my hands, either.







39/50: alright...
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:26:38 1994

RE: yeah

»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»» the rubber lady in knots.....
» that clears it all up



STOP IT! STOP IT!!

I CANT FUKIN TAKE IT ANYMORE.........

ARRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL..... KILLLL...... KIILLLLLLLLLLL.........







40/50: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 17:48:23 1994

RE: ..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»» the rubber lady in knots.....
»
» you do know this is getting way outta hand. and no fukin shit about my
» hands, either.

They must be dexterous hands if they can knot a rubber lady.






41/50: well.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 05:09:14 1994

RE: wow
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»»»» the rubber lady in knots.....
»»» that clears it all up
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»
»» or oxy?
» that zanax shit must be pretty serious stuff zzyzzx
»
» Santiago

i think a better way to put it would be:

that xanax shit must be pretty cool stuff zzyzzx or
that xanax shit must be pretty joyous stuff zzyzzx

or something along THOSE lines....

*ZZYZZX*
speaking of lines, i keep geting lines running through my vision....wierd....






42/50: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 05:09:59 1994

RE: duh..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» wow!!! you knotted the rubber lady!!!
»»
»
»
» I SAID NO FUKIN' PUNS ON MY MISPELLING DAMIT!

*snicker* *snicker*
i won't even BEGIN!!!!! =)
hehehehe.......

*ZZYZZX*
=)






43/50: hmmmm.......
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 05:11:37 1994

RE: i knew..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»»» i meant i'm not the rubber lady. i hope i dont see any shit about
»»» knotting the rubber lady.
»»» nice fucking pun.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
»» too late!!!!!
»
» i knew i should have deleted that damn message. at least i caught
» myself.... kinda

ummmm....that pun didn't have anything to do with sex....

*ZZYZZX*
*snicker* =)






44/50: *snicker*
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 05:12:54 1994

RE: ..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»» the rubber lady in knots.....
»
» you do know this is getting way outta hand. and no fukin shit about my
» hands, either.

it's NOT getting out of hand!!!
and stop calling me Either!

*ZZYZZX*
=)






45/50: oh.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 05:14:18 1994

RE: alright...
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»»» oh.....i thoughth e was saying that...ummm........that he was tying
»»» the rubber lady in knots.....
»» that clears it all up
»
»
»
» STOP IT! STOP IT!!
»
» I CANT FUKIN TAKE IT ANYMORE.........
  ^^^^^^
» ARRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
»
» KILL..... KILLLL...... KIILLLLLLLLLLL.........

oh, btw, what does 'fukin' mean?
is that like some type of plant or something?
or maybe a new drug?

*ZZYZZX*
=)






46/50: man CA
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Mar 21 14:00:28 1994

RE: duh..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» I SAID NO FUKIN' PUNS ON MY MISPELLING DAMIT!

Yer spleeink is fukin grate damit!

heheheh

Santiago






47/50: no chance
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Mar 21 14:01:09 1994

RE: ..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» He meant he _needs_ the rubber lady
»»
»» As in his inflat-a-mate he misplaced
»
» hay gimme a break, she gives good head.
»

of aids or pregnancy either.

Santiago






48/50: HEy!
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Tue Apr 19 15:05:49 1994

RE: man CA
BY: Santiago #471 @666

Shut ip ya stunty GiT!..

Nowbodee wonts too heer you joks abowt bad speleeng.

hawyr






49/50:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 03 13:22:12 1994

RE: oh.....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» oh, btw, what does 'fukin' mean?

It means he can't spell.

Dum asss.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






50/50: uh huhuhu
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue May 03 15:20:05 1994

he said spell

santiago






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