< Q-scan What the HELL?!?! <Silly Sub> 19 - 56 msgs >

1/56: this sub
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Jan 17 01:00:11 1994

had to be dleted because the file somehow mysteriously became 16M.

Satan
The Apostate Angel







2/56: gee
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Jan 17 10:52:12 1994

Seems kinda silly to have a single sub take up 16 MEGS - maybe you should've
left it... If we post a whole lot of shit here we still won't come close to
16 megs

Santiago






3/56: like i said in person...
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Jan 18 03:56:45 1994

why would I want to leave it? For the amusement of "huhuh..huhuhhh... i
wasted harddrive space.. that was coo... huhuhuhuh"

:)






4/56: Okay...
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 00:25:33 1994

well, if it's going to be 16 meg(s?), then let's EARN OUR FUCKING SIXTEEN
MEGS. Put the max posts on 999999999999999, Satan. Let's have some fun. :)

EVIL BLOBBIES!! Submit to our unyielding power.






5/56: Foolisgh
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 00:43:10 1994

RE: Okay...
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

» EVIL BLOBBIES!! Submit to our unyielding power.


Only I have unyielding power...

The Mad One
delusions of grandeur or what?






6/56: hehehe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 02:16:43 1994

RE: Okay...
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

|-- ·Harvester Of Sorrow said -- ·· ···
» well, if it's going to be 16 meg(s?), then let's EARN OUR FUCKING
» SIXTEEN MEGS. Put the max posts on 999999999999999, Satan. Let's
» have some fun. :)
»
» EVIL BLOBBIES!! Submit to our unyielding power.

Huhuhuh.. huhhuhuhuh... blobbies SUCK...

Actually, the maximum maximum posts is 254...

Satan
The Apostate Angel






7/56: well
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 18:15:57 1994

you should rewrite the code so that the max is higher <or no max>

Then the EVIL BOBBITS would have free reign over your harddrive

Santiago






8/56: re-writing the code
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 21:49:40 1994

RE: well
BY: Santiago #471 @666

for that part would be extremely hard... i'd take many hours of work..
I'd have to reconvert every existing data file, unless I made some kind of an
option (where would it be stored?) for the files to bew of two types, and i
don't know if there's room in the existing stuff to do that... I don't think
the q-scan pointers would work, and their one of the most complicated things
in the newer version--it's already like a meg file of just pointers... and in
the end--who cares?

Satan
The Apostate Angel






9/56: Bunghole
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 06:58:51 1994

RE: well
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» you should rewrite the code so that the max is higher <or no max>
»
» Then the EVIL BOBBITS would have free reign over your harddrive
»
» Santiago


Shouldn't have married the knife-weilding cock-chopper then :)

The Mad One






10/56: ]]]]bobbit
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 12:48:58 1994

A feminist group from Equador (Lorena Bobbit's home town) has threatened to
castrate 100 AMERICAN men if she goes to prison.

I'm sorry--there's too many situations where I wish there was a trigger to
pull, and it's starting to scare me.

Satan
The Apostate Angel
"and i'm starting to scare myself.."






11/56: being dickless
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 15:02:30 1994

would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in if they
would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days ago>

Santiago






12/56: hmmmm........
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 16:18:45 1994

RE: being dickless
BY: Santiago #471 @666

|-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
» would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in if
» they would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days ago>
»
» Santiago

and they've all said "yes", right?

*ZZYZZX*
=)






13/56: ...
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 18:03:20 1994

RE: hehehe
BY: Satan #1 @666

» Actually, the maximum maximum posts is 254...
»
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel


it should be 666 like everything else.

Speaking of 666, when do I get to use the new accout?

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







14/56: ...
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 18:05:21 1994

RE: ]]]]bobbit
BY: Satan #1 @666

» A feminist group from Equador (Lorena Bobbit's home town) has
» threatened to castrate 100 AMERICAN men if she goes to prison.
»
» I'm sorry--there's too many situations where I wish there was a
» trigger to pull, and it's starting to scare me.


people need to realize that crime is crime, no matter what circumstances
prompted it. If you commit a crime, you had better be prepared to accept the
consequnces if you are ever caught. If you can't, you have no business doing
it in the first place.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576

people suck.








15/56: hehehe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 23:30:26 1994

RE: ...
BY: Vic #134 @666

» it should be 666 like everything else.
»
» Speaking of 666, when do I get to use the new accout?

Yeah, i knew you were going to bring it up... i was indecisive about
upgrading(I didn't) to 4.23, so I ended up not doing anything over break...
gimme a few days... hehehe
Satan
The Apostate Angel






16/56: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Jan 20 23:30:59 1994

RE: ...
BY: Vic #134 @666

» people need to realize that crime is crime, no matter what
» circumstances prompted it. If you commit a crime, you had better be
» prepared to accept the consequnces if you are ever caught. If you
» can't, you have no business doing it in the first place.

yep

» people suck.

bobbit's lucky that he still has somethign that CAN be sucked...

Satan
The Apostate Angel






17/56: dickless
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 03:39:04 1994

RE: hmmmm........
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

|-- ·Zzyzzx said -- ·· ···
» RE: being dickless
» BY: Santiago #471 @666
»
» |-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
»» would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in if
»» they would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days ago>
»»
»» Santiago
»
» and they've all said "yes", right?
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» =)

I think he's already there

The Mad One
so I've heard






18/56: ///
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 08:58:56 1994

RE: hehehe
BY: Satan #1 @666

» Yeah, i knew you were going to bring it up... i was indecisive about
» upgrading(I didn't) to 4.23, so I ended up not doing anything over
» break... gimme a few days... hehehe
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel


Whenever.... it might even be more fun bugging you about it all the time.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576







19/56: /q
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 08:59:23 1994

RE: heh
BY: Satan #1 @666

»» people suck.
» bobbit's lucky that he still has somethign that CAN be sucked...
»
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel


Good point.... very good point.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576






20/56: Bobbit
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 12:32:15 1994

is also one of the biggest dumbasses that has existed. He must have an I.Q.
of about 90 or so.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






21/56: heh
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 00:05:02 1994

RE: hmmmm........
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

->/ would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in if
->/ they would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days ago>
->/
->/ Santiago
->
->and they've all said "yes", right?

honestly, though, that does not seem to be the best first line...maybe it'
s just me

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






22/56: 4.23
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 00:05:53 1994

RE: hehehe
BY: Satan #1 @666

->Yeah, i knew you were going to bring it up... i was indecisive
->about upgrading(I didn't) to 4.23, so I ended up not doing

4.23 sucks

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






23/56: ummmm.......
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 02:12:21 1994

RE: dickless
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: hmmmm........
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
» |-- ·Zzyzzx said -- ·· ···
»» RE: being dickless
»» BY: Santiago #471 @666
»»
»» |-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
»»» would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in if
»»» they would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days ago>
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»
»» and they've all said "yes", right?
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» =)
»
» I think he's already there
»
» The Mad One
» so I've heard

you know, i missed that one too.....

*ZZYZZX*
oh well.....






24/56: well....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 02:13:39 1994

RE: heh
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» honestly, though, that does not seem to be the best first
» line...maybe it' s just me
»
» <<THE LOCKSMITH>>

but if you think about it, in the twisted society in which we live, i'm sure
there are many girls who would consider that the best come-on line they've
ever heard.....

*ZZYZZX*
but then again....






25/56: Being Spicolli
Name: Spicolli #717 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 12:40:01 1994



NO SHOES........NO SHIRT...........N O D I C E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






26/56: 90?
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 14:36:28 1994

RE: Bobbit
BY: Satan #1 @666

|-- ·Satan said -- ·· ···
» is also one of the biggest dumbasses that has existed. He must have
» an I.Q. of about 90 or so.
»
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel

That's being generous.....ah'd say at least 27 myself...

The Mad One
it's definitely not 69...






27/56: Heh
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 14:37:30 1994

RE: ummmm.......
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» you know, i missed that one too.....
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» oh well.....

Subtle manipulation again...

The Mad One






28/56: no
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 15:44:36 1994

RE: 4.23
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» ->Yeah, i knew you were going to bring it up... i was indecisive
» ->about upgrading(I didn't) to 4.23, so I ended up not doing
»
» 4.23 sucks

4.23 would have CORRECTLY working multitasking code (mine is a bit shaky,
along with my own modifications, and i don't like multitasking it)...
But i don't feel like doing everything OVER again, even if it was quicker the
2nd time when I did 4.22 (i started with 4.21)...

Satan
The Apostate Angel






29/56: yo
Name: <<< Satan #1 @666 >>>
Date: Sat Jan 22 15:45:10 1994

RE: Being Spicolli
BY: Spicolli #717 @666

|-- ·Spicolli said -- ·· ···
»
»
» NO SHOES........NO SHIRT...........N O D I C E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No shit.






30/56: yes
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 18:40:36 1994

RE: well....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

->but if you think about it, in the twisted society in which we
->live, i'm sure there are many girls who would consider that the
->best come-on line they've ever heard.....

very true, but are these the girls that you hang out with and want to
date/fuck? If so...great...

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






31/56: I dunno
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 18:42:14 1994

RE: no
BY: Satan #1 @666

->4.23 would have CORRECTLY working multitasking code (mine is a bit shaky,
->along with my own modifications, and i don't like multitasking it)...

4.23 seems a little bit unstable to me...but then, for some reason, the
4.22 boards around here are dying spontaniously too...grr... I was on one
(4.22 un modded) earlier and I was posting a messsage, and then, when I read
the message, the header said it was by "Felyne" (obviuosly, i'm not felyne)
and it had no number...hmm..ponderous

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






32/56: grrrrrr.........
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 19:00:46 1994

RE: Heh
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» you know, i missed that one too.....
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» oh well.....
»
» Subtle manipulation again...
»
» The Mad One

if i were you, i'd stop for a little while.....

*ZZYZZX*
please....






33/56: well.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 19:01:35 1994

RE: yes
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» very true, but are these the girls that you hang out with and want
» to date/fuck? If so...great...
»
» <<THE LOCKSMITH>>

none of MY friends are like that, i don't think.......

*ZZYZZX*
thanksfully...






34/56: hehe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 19:35:52 1994

RE: I dunno
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» ->4.23 would have CORRECTLY working multitasking code (mine is a bit
» shaky,
» ->along with my own modifications, and i don't like multitasking
» it)...
»
» 4.23 seems a little bit unstable to me...but then, for some
» reason, the 4.22 boards around here are dying spontaniously
» too...grr... I was on one (4.22 un modded) earlier and I was posting a
» messsage, and then, when I read the message, the header said it was
» by "Felyne" (obviuosly, i'm not felyne) and it had no
» number...hmm..ponderous

sounds like the average wwiv sysop who can't program worth a shit... I got my
code a month before I came to school. When I got it, I had never programmed
in C before, and yet I managed to do more than most people do, and have a
relatively bug-free (whencompared to every other WWIV) system...

fuck 'em, then
Satan
The Apostate Angel






35/56: welp
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 21:55:45 1994

RE: well.....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

->none of MY friends are like that, i don't think.......

then the line wontwork <g>

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






36/56: no...
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 21:57:53 1994

RE: hehe
BY: Satan #1 @666

->sounds like the average wwiv sysop who can't program worth a
->shit... I got my code a month before I came to school. When I got
->it, I had never programmed in C before, and yet I managed to do
->more than most people do, and have a relatively bug-free
->(whencompared to every other WWIV) system...

actually, not. This happened to me on Sampan, but since it got smased up
in some kind of crash, I didn't worry too muhc about that (and people reading
email who I had not sent email...hehehe..."Grendel read your mail" I didn't
send grendel mail <g>) anyway, but this happened today on Puke+Cry, which is
Dave Mon's BBS...and it's un-modded...it was rather ponderous. Besides, Dave
is a good programmer, so you'd think that if he WERE going to mod it, he would
do it right. Except that it wasn't modded

<<THE LOCKSMITH>>






37/56: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Jan 23 03:43:20 1994

RE: no...
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» actually, not. This happened to me on Sampan, but since it got
» smased up in some kind of crash, I didn't worry too muhc about that
» (and people reading email who I had not sent email...hehehe..."Grendel
» read your mail" I didn't send grendel mail <g>) anyway, but this
» happened today on Puke+Cry, which is Dave Mon's BBS...and it's
» un-modded...it was rather ponderous. Besides, Dave is a good
» programmer, so you'd think that if he WERE going to mod it, he would
» do it right. Except that it wasn't modded

that's definitely strange then.. maybe some obscure internal bug in 4.23, look
for 4.23a or somethign soon I guess.. <g>

(4.20 got up to 4.20e I believe)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






38/56: well
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sun Jan 23 20:34:22 1994

RE: heh
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

|-- ·Locksmith said -- ·· ···
» RE: hmmmm........
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
» ->/ would really suck. I ask every woman that I'm ever interested in
» if
» ->/ they would ever do anything like that <starting a couple days
» ago>
» ->/
» ->/ Santiago
» ->
» ->and they've all said "yes", right?
»
» honestly, though, that does not seem to be the best first
» line...maybe it' s just me
»
» <<THE LOCKSMITH>>

I've found it weeds out the psycho hosebeasts that would sever my love-muscle.

That's why I always get that question out of the way early.

Santiago






39/56: who me?
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Jan 24 01:00:36 1994

RE: grrrrrr.........
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» if i were you, i'd stop for a little while.....
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» please....


NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVERNEVER!NEV!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!
NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!

The Mad One






40/56: ummm.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 01:15:01 1994

RE: welp
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

|-- ·Locksmith said -- ·· ···
» RE: well.....
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
» ->none of MY friends are like that, i don't think.......
»
» then the line wontwork <g>
»
» <<THE LOCKSMITH>>

really? oh.......i thought it still might.....

*ZZYZZX*
oh well...






41/56: oh...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 01:16:18 1994

RE: who me?
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» if i were you, i'd stop for a little while.....
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» please....
»
»
»
» NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVERNEVER!NEV!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!N
EVER! NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!NEVER!
»
» The Mad One

but stopping is so FUN and EXCITING and STIMULATING and it gives you a WHOLE
NEW slant on life!!!

*ZZYZZX*
doesn't that sound GREAT!?!?!?






42/56: 2 questions
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 06:11:06 1994

RE: oh...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» but stopping is so FUN and EXCITING and STIMULATING and it gives you a
» WHOLE
» NEW slant on life!!!
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» doesn't that sound GREAT!?!?!?


1)EXACTLY what are you on right now?
2)Do you have any more cause it must be DAMN good stuff.

The Mad One






43/56: Being me
Name: Spicolli #717 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 12:43:52 1994

RE: yo

» |-- ·Spicolli said -- ·· ···
»»
»»
»» NO SHOES........NO SHIRT...........N O D I C E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
»
» No shit.

Hey man....That's my SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






44/56: nope
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 15:21:38 1994

RE: 2 questions
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» but stopping is so FUN and EXCITING and STIMULATING and it gives you a
»» WHOLE
»» NEW slant on life!!!
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» doesn't that sound GREAT!?!?!?
»
»
» 1)EXACTLY what are you on right now?
» 2)Do you have any more cause it must be DAMN good stuff.

nah he's just normally like that.
Haywire






45/56: <grumble>
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Jan 26 23:59:00 1994

RE: 2 questions
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» but stopping is so FUN and EXCITING and STIMULATING and it gives you a
»» WHOLE
»» NEW slant on life!!!
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» doesn't that sound GREAT!?!?!?
»
»
» 1)EXACTLY what are you on right now?
» 2)Do you have any more cause it must be DAMN good stuff.
»
» The Mad One

damn, i REALLY wish i was on something....then....now..............especially
now.......but oh well....i guess i just can't all the time.......

*ZZYZZX*
or very often for that matter...






46/56: AGH
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Jan 27 01:51:01 1994

RE: nope
BY: Haywire #596 @666

» nah he's just normally like that.
» Haywire


Scary thought...

The Mad One






47/56: well.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 06:20:42 1994

RE: AGH
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: nope
» BY: Haywire #596 @666
»
»» nah he's just normally like that.
»» Haywire
»
»
» Scary thought...
»
» The Mad One

it shouldn't be THAT scary!!!! =) hehehehehehehe........

*ZZYZZX*
but now i can add Xanax to the mix!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!






48/56: But it is...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 08:00:45 1994

RE: well.....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» it shouldn't be THAT scary!!!! =) hehehehehehehe........


I don't see how you can look at yourself!

The Mad One
You look like Ryestrom....






49/56: no....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Fri Mar 04 06:08:59 1994

RE: But it is...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

|-- ·Mad Marquis said -- ·· ···
» RE: well.....
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» it shouldn't be THAT scary!!!! =) hehehehehehehe........
»
»
» I don't see how you can look at yourself!
»
» The Mad One
» You look like Ryestrom....

no i don't!!! (and i can't).......

*ZZYZZX*
who looks more like rye bread...






50/56: hey
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Sat Apr 30 13:34:57 1994

get a job Zzyzzx






51/56: hey
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun May 01 02:59:13 1994

RE: hey
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

|-- ·Lucifer said -- ·· ···
» get a job Zzyzzx

get a LIFE Lucifer







52/56: you suck
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Mon May 02 18:10:01 1994

RE: hey
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» get a job Zzyzzx
»
» get a LIFE Lucifer
»

All you do is cheat at monopoly. Good thing i was there to carry that
couch...you were starting to look pale there for a moment. hehehe






53/56: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed May 04 14:34:19 1994

RE: you suck
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

»»» get a job Zzyzzx
»»
»» get a LIFE Lucifer
»»
»
» All you do is cheat at monopoly. Good thing i was there to carry
» that couch...you were starting to look pale there for a moment.
» hehehe

i do not cheat.....i just make sure never to point anything out in a game....
that is NOT cheating, it's just allowing an oversight to occur!!! besides,
you did it too, you just suck at it and got caught....=)

*ZZYZZX*
...






54/56: in monopoly
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu May 05 19:06:15 1994

if a person doesn't notice you on his property, you DON'T Have to pay rent.

(if that's what the argument is about)

Whatever.






55/56: yah
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Tue May 10 10:33:12 1994

RE: in monopoly
BY: Satan #1 @666

Thats true..but when i let Zzyzzx slip by the other players property without
her noticing it was fine..but then when i did it, he would tell her. That
cheater. hehe






56/56: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue May 10 16:27:25 1994

Yeah, that is pretty unsportsmanlike and would piss me off too, actually.






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