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Name: Satan #1 @17320
Date: Thu May 27 04:43:48 1993

is for discussion of the ULTAMATE Game Star Control.

Star Control and Star Control II are like the Street Fighter and Street
Fighter II of the PC world. Head-to-head skillfull combat, a true match of
hand-eye coordination, skill, and wits from one person to another.






2/49: yeah
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue Nov 30 09:40:34 1993

RE: yes
BY: Satan #1 @666

» but it is still an error

that's what your parents said 19 years ago in the hospital, right? <hehe>

Santiago






3/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Wed Dec 01 15:35:42 1993

RE: heheheh
BY: Satan #1 @666

This is REALLY anal of me.

\|/
-O-
/|\

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






4/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Wed Dec 01 15:36:18 1993

RE: corr.
BY: Crow #637 @666

»» this is quite anal of me but o well
» ^
» ----oh

You rule A LOT!

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






5/49: urk
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Thu Dec 02 06:01:40 1993

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

|-- ·Molested By Crustaceans said -- ·· ···
» RE: heheheh
» BY: Satan #1 @666
»
» This is REALLY anal of me.
»
» \|/
» -O-
» /|\
»
» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<


And the crowd groans as another horrible pun shoots across the board...

The Mad One






6/49: you sure?
Name: Grog #46 @666
Date: Thu Dec 02 21:01:00 1993

RE: hey Grog
BY: Satan #1 @666

|-- ·Satan said -- ·· ···
» We're not quite that desparate yet.

Are you quite sure?

Grog






7/49: Does anyone know
Name: Grog #46 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 08:35:34 1993

Anything about Day Of The Tentacle?

Namely.

1) How the hell do I wake up the damn sleeper.

2) What do I do with a set of Horse dentures.

3) Is there any use in a Right-Handed hammer.

4) Howq in the world am I supposed to enter the human contest.

5) What do I need to give Franklin after the Lab Coat.

Those of course are all questions ending in periods.

Grog The Confuzed.






8/49: these are all easy...gawd... XStop killing me!X
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 14:16:48 1993

RE: Does anyone know
BY: Grog #46 @666

» 1) How the hell do I wake up the damn sleeper.

Kick him in the balls... but you have to doubleclick the Ball icon...

» 2) What do I do with a set of Horse dentures.

Put them in your mom's mouth.

» 3) Is there any use in a Right-Handed hammer.

Yes. You put it in your left foot.

» 4) Howq in the world am I supposed to enter the human contest.

Strip naked and masturbate wildly in front of George Washington. He's a
nudist, and, well, he likes those kinda things. Look carefully for the
masturbate icon.

» 5) What do I need to give Franklin after the Lab Coat.

LSD.
And a blow job.

» Those of course are all questions ending in periods.

Ahhhh... Now I get it?






9/49: I am now enlightened. . .
Name: Grog #46 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 17:01:08 1993

Quite funny though fairly useless. . .

Any othe ideas?

Grog The Insane And Slightly Bored To Death






10/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue Dec 07 21:46:05 1993

RE: Does anyone know
BY: Grog #46 @666

» 3) Is there any use in a Right-Handed hammer.

How did you get it in the first place?

» 5) What do I need to give Franklin after the Lab Coat.

How did you get it in the first place?

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






11/49: SC
Name: Meow #123 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 02:48:58 1993

StarControl sucks!!!!


....I am a sylandro .......
..i will break you down to component compounds...

meow...







12/49: star control
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 04:51:29 1993

RULES...
so THERE






13/49: you are whacked
Name: Haywire #596 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 16:40:40 1993

RE: SC
BY: Meow #123 @666

» ....I am a sylandro .......
» ..i will break you down to component compounds...
» meow...

<see title>
Haywire






14/49: Star Control does NOT SUCK!!!!
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 19:02:20 1993

RE: SC
BY: Meow #123 @666


» ....I am a sylandro .......
» ..i will break you down to component compounds...
» meow...

I am a Thraddash - and will therefore kick your ass

Santiago






15/49: i didn't
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 19:03:19 1993

really mean to post i just hit 'y' when it asked

oh well....

Santiago






16/49: I know the feeling
Name: Grog #46 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 20:16:07 1993

I don't have anything to say but I hit Y because it seemed like the cool thing
to do.

I am a Pkunk and I will insult you to death.







17/49: hey!
Name: Erdrick #462 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 21:54:29 1993

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

»» 3) Is there any use in a Right-Handed hammer.
»
» How did you get it in the first place?
»
»» 5) What do I need to give Franklin after the Lab Coat.
»
» How did you get it in the first place?

whose askin the question anyway?
lata,
»»»»»»»»»»»»»»XXXXXXXXXXXXXX £rdrickXXXXXXX£rdrickXXXXXXX
£rdrickXXXXXXX£rdrickXXXXXXX£rdrickXXXXXXX£rdrickXXXXXXX£rdrick






18/49: hey
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Dec 08 22:25:14 1993

the UMGAH will take you ALL any day






19/49: loser
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Dec 09 20:34:21 1993

RE: I know the feeling
BY: Grog #46 @666

» I am a Pkunk and I will insult you to death.

worm, jerk, moron,studpid

Santiago






20/49: Oh yeah?
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Fri Dec 10 03:33:19 1993

RE: I know the feeling
BY: Grog #46 @666

I am a Kohr-Ah, and I will dump your immortal soul into my trophy pit of bones.

If you should be so lucky.

I also like to wear women's underwear and drink V8 (from the little fucker in
the corner)

-HoDeath 666






21/49: hehehahea
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Dec 10 04:07:14 1993

RE: Oh yeah?
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

» -HoDeath 666

"Who is John Galt?"
"Who is Death 666?"
"Who is Ei'ei'o???"
-Graffiti in our bathroom from last year

Satan
The Apostate Angel






22/49: hey
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Fri Dec 10 12:34:35 1993

RE: Oh yeah?
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

I am the Urquan - and I want that two dollars you've owed me since we went our
seperate ways around the galaxy!

Santiago
Pay up!






23/49:
Name: <<< Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666 >>>
Date: Fri Dec 10 21:31:58 1993

RE: Star Control does NOT SUCK!!!!
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» I am a Thraddash - and will therefore kick your ass

I am a Korh-Ah, and there fore, I am black, and therefore, you must give me a
job even if I am unqualified for it.







24/49: Hey.
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Fri Dec 10 23:40:02 1993

That was distasteful and offensive.

Actually, I just said I'm a Kohr-Ah (note the spelling). So you can't be one.

Those are the fucking RULES, my friend.

-HoOriginality






25/49: ...
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Sat Dec 11 15:42:15 1993


I'm a MMMmmmrrrmmrr (or however you spell it, from SCI)

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576






26/49: This Game SUCKS!
Name: <<< Mad Marquis #647 @666 >>>
Date: Sat Dec 11 18:46:36 1993

/---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=---]







27/49: "TWO DOLLARS!"
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 04:44:36 1993

RE: hey
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» I am the Urquan - and I want that two dollars you've owed me since we
» went our seperate ways around the galaxy!

I had a dream that the Ur-Quan were chasing me through a building, and i was
taking a leak in the stall next to one (pretending too, anyway), and the
ur-quan next to me started talking about some chick he wanted to date, and I
was trying real hard to try to talk in an Ur-Quan accent, hoping that he
wouldn't look through the crack and notice that I was a human and kill me.

Satan
The Apostate Angel
Satan
The Apostate Angel
Satan
The Apostate Angel






28/49: I didn't find it offensive.
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 04:45:54 1993

RE: Hey.
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

RE: Black Korh-Ah.






29/49: Mrnrmrnrmn.
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 04:46:11 1993

RE: ...
BY: Vic #134 @666

Actually, I have no idea.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






30/49: what game?
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 04:46:36 1993

RE: This Game SUCKS!

» /---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=
» ----=---]

The game of making pretty messages out of hyphens, equal signs, right
brackets, and a slash?

Satan
The Apostate Angel






31/49: o.
Name: Vic #134 @666
Date: Sun Dec 12 13:16:30 1993

RE: Mrnrmrnrmn.
BY: Satan #1 @666

» Actually, I have no idea.
»
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel


okay, close enough.

VIC
Function Is The Key...
Sysop - The Waiting Room 23576






32/49: its
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Dec 13 01:07:17 1993

RE: ...
BY: Vic #134 @666

» I'm a MMMmmmrrrmmrr (or however you spell it, from SCI)

MrhNhrmrrr or something... yeah, fuck it






33/49:
Name: <<< Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666 >>>
Date: Mon Dec 13 18:35:06 1993

RE: Hey.
BY: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666

» That was distasteful and offensive.

Actually, it was true.







34/49: Hey bird brains! Got any Fruit Loops? Har har har!
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 00:29:56 1994

Evil blobbies! Submit to our unyielding power.
Uh...surrender foul creature!
You know, you remind me of broccoli. I'm rather partial to broccoli in a
light cheese sauce.
Is that a rock you're sitting on, or do you just have a big butt?
You know, I probably have some of your relatives between my toes!
SILENCE BLATHERING TOADIES!!! We are your new masters.
Hey, space is a tough place where wimps eat flaming plasma death.
How about the "Fat Obstreperous Jerks"?
That's the ugliest freak-face I've ever seen!

Can you tell I just bought the damn game? AND the strategy guide?

Now all I need is the crack...too bad I'm calling from a UNIX system

-HoUproariously Funny SC2 quotes






35/49: what the hell
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 02:17:59 1994

are you talking about?

is that fat o. jerk thing in that commercial for comedy central's nfl thing?






36/49: What the hell am I talking about?
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 13:04:24 1994

RE: what the hell
BY: Satan #1 @666

I just bought Star Control 2 for Christmas. Those are insult quotes.

-HoS






37/49: oh yeah
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Jan 19 21:50:21 1994

hehehe... it's been awhile.. i thought they sounded familiar.. i think i was
fucked up when i was reading that too...

Satan
The Apostate Angel






38/49: I had a funny feeling
Name: Harvester Of Sorrow #629 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 12:59:07 1994

RE: oh yeah
BY: Satan #1 @666

when I read the Comedy Central reference...

Heinous, brainy frog-monster. You must die.

"It looked like one of your Talking Pets on brain steroids."

-HoPerpetual Amusement






39/49: buttafuouco
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Jan 21 14:17:51 1994

Anybody remember the Butafuoco song?

Satan
The Apostate Angel






40/49: scII
Name: Corrosive Assassin #737 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 13:33:10 1994


geesh,
i haven't played scII since last year when i lived next to Satan.
i hated the game part of it... but the mass combat part kicks ass.






41/49: yes.. melee rules
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sat Jan 22 15:46:18 1994

and if anyone has star control and was thinking about deleting it due to
harddrive space, in the Gfiles: Information section, I have a list of files.
Wishbringer figured out the minimum files you need to run melee, and it saves
a few megs...

(of course, when you have some 900-1100 megs, who cares?) <g>

Satan
The Apostate Angel






42/49: ?!?!?!
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 06:28:57 1994

what the fuck is this!?!?!?!?!?!? THREE dead bases?!?!?!
(four if i count the story base)

*ZZYZZX*
who's obviously bored...






43/49: ???
Name: Tummigummi #57 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 11:43:21 1994

RE: ?!?!?!
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» what the fuck is this!?!?!?!?!?!? THREE dead bases?!?!?!
» (four if i count the story base)


Why wouldn't you count the story base?

-TummiGummi-






44/49: well...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Fri Mar 04 06:09:54 1994

RE: ???
BY: Tummigummi #57 @666

|-- ·Tummigummi said -- ·· ···
» RE: ?!?!?!
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»» what the fuck is this!?!?!?!?!?!? THREE dead bases?!?!?!
»» (four if i count the story base)
»
»
» Why wouldn't you count the story base?
»
» -TummiGummi-

because i actually tried to revive that one...(the others i just mourned the
passing of....)

*ZZYZZX*
but of course noone's continued the story yet...






45/49:
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Thu Mar 17 17:11:01 1994

RE: ???
BY: Tummigummi #57 @666

->Why wouldn't you count the story base?

because the story base doesn't count


--the locksmith






46/49: Anyone...
Name: Gand #883 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 01:48:43 1994

interested in an Archon Ultra tourney or tournament?






47/49: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 11:24:05 1994

RE: Anyone...
BY: Gand #883 @666

|-- ·Gand said -- ·· ···
» interested in an Archon Ultra tourney or tournament?

Is this some kind of star control variation?

Just wondering.





I would enjoy having an elimination star con tournament with some NICE rules.

(ie something along Hockey.. you play 7 games, add up points, even considering
how many men you have on your last ship as a partial point value, and using
randomly generated teams, and both of you playing both sides to destroy any
handicap)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






48/49: I could go for that....
Name: Gand #883 @666
Date: Tue May 03 15:03:58 1994

RE: hmm
BY: Satan #1 @666

but must be before saturday...






49/49: oh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 04 01:49:53 1994

I don't have the organizational skills/time to do that ....

oh well






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