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1/49: Of course not...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 00:09:53 1994

RE: no.
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»»»» tourture is having no money to buy some beer....
»»»» when you friends are all drunk....
»»»»
»»»» (then ya gotta steal)
»»» fucking druggie
»»
»» ALCOHOLIC!!!
»
» i SWEAR i dont have an alcohol problem!!!!!
»
» { VOMIT }
»
»
You drink...you get drunk...so what's the problem?

The Mad One







2/49: Real torture...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 00:11:10 1994

Being tied down by thirty kids and forced to watch Barney with them and
sing along for weeks on end....

The Mad One
that's torture!







3/49: yeah.
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 02:35:47 1994

Barney's mere existence is a form of subtle toture.

Live to kill...
...Kill to live







4/49: hmm
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Mon Feb 28 09:29:31 1994

RE: Geto Boys
BY: Spicolli #717 @666

» Geto Boys kick ass although their old album was better than Til
» Death....
»
» <--Spicolli-->

Yeah, but Bring It on rules.
14 rappers in one song, all rap on the same label.

CrOw







5/49: heat
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Mar 03 05:50:13 1994

NOT HAVING HEAT WHEN IT'S FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE is TORTURE!!!!!!!
(especially when you're awake, and you can feel the chill permeating through
every nook,crannie, and pore of your body, right down to your bones, which
are actually shivering too.......it really sucks........)

*ZZYZZX*
at least there's water....
And I am unanimous in that!!!







6/49: man
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 04 08:58:34 1994

Time for some blankets... and fire... that would be cool... heh heh m heh heh







7/49: How about...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Sun Mar 13 23:59:25 1994

Being sat on by an ugly chick and forced to listen to Billy Gay Cyrus time and
time again....

The Mad One







8/49: heh,
Name: Erdrick #462 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 02:50:44 1994

RE: How about...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

» Being sat on by an ugly chick and forced to listen to Billy Gay Cyrus
» time and time again....

now that's torture..







9/49: man
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 06:14:14 1994

you guys have no concept of real pain, or the pleasure to be found from
inflicting it

Santiago







10/49: Oh really...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 12:11:35 1994

RE: man
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» you guys have no concept of real pain, or the pleasure to be found
» from inflicting it


I know pain my friend.....oh yes, I know pain.

The Mad One







11/49: yeah right....
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Tue Mar 15 23:26:11 1994

RE: man
BY: Santiago #471 @666

|-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
» you guys have no concept of real pain, or the pleasure to be found
» from inflicting it

A truth that will not answer...
A way to fill this chasm,
The piece of mind will then be mine before i go insane
Pain.



CrOw







12/49: hey..
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:14:44 1994

RE: same difference
BY: Satan #1 @666

» you think cocaine addicts would steal their shit if there was cocaine
» laying around? No, they'd steal more cocaine.
» fucking druggie heheheheh
»

hey i dont need to take that shit from you pal......
okay... yeah i do...

sorry :(








13/49: huh?
Name: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 13:16:16 1994

RE: Of course not...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

» You drink...you get drunk...so what's the problem?
»


i dont have enough hands to drink more.








14/49: eh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 17:46:45 1994

RE: hey..
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» you think cocaine addicts would steal their shit if there was cocaine
»» laying around? No, they'd steal more cocaine.
»» fucking druggie heheheheh
»»
» hey i dont need to take that shit from you pal...... okay... yeah i
» do...
» sorry ):

I was pretty much kidding. :)
Hell, *I'D* steal some cocaine if I found it--good money.







15/49: dude...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 06:23:08 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» i dont have enough hands to drink more.

Have you ever used your feet?

The Dexterous One







16/49: hmm
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 20:00:51 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

»» You drink...you get drunk...so what's the problem?
»»
»
» i dont have enough hands to drink more.

I drank myself almost to death yesterday.

CrOw







17/49: damn that sucks
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Mar 20 15:50:06 1994

RE: hmm
BY: Crow #637 @666

»»» You drink...you get drunk...so what's the problem?
»»»
»»
»» i dont have enough hands to drink more.
»
» I drank myself almost to death yesterday.

I tripped balls... Cheap, safe, and I thought I was in a helicopter.
:)








18/49: Baking
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Mar 21 13:58:27 1994

all weekend was very nice

Ishould start a fucking cooking show 'Baking with the undead'

Santiago







19/49: today...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Mar 23 17:24:13 1994

RE: Baking
BY: Santiago #471 @666

|-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
» all weekend was very nice
»
» Ishould start a fucking cooking show 'Baking with the undead'
»
» Santiago

"Today on 'Baking with the Undead', we'll be making Death by Chocolate
Brownies, Rotted Flesh Stew, Maggot Crispies, and Corpse Kiev. Be sure to
tune in tonight at 9 here on DeadTV...."

*ZZYZZX*
=)







20/49: heheh
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Mar 24 13:05:44 1994

RE: today...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» Ishould start a fucking cooking show 'Baking with the undead'
»»
»» Santiago
»
» "Today on 'Baking with the Undead', we'll be making Death by Chocolate
» Brownies, Rotted Flesh Stew, Maggot Crispies, and Corpse Kiev. Be
» sure to
» tune in tonight at 9 here on DeadTV...."
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» =)

yeah, I just need a co-host

Santiago







21/49: well...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sat Mar 26 05:59:02 1994

RE: heheh
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»» Ishould start a fucking cooking show 'Baking with the undead'
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»
»» "Today on 'Baking with the Undead', we'll be making Death by Chocolate
»» Brownies, Rotted Flesh Stew, Maggot Crispies, and Corpse Kiev. Be
»» sure to
»» tune in tonight at 9 here on DeadTV...."
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» =)
» yeah, I just need a co-host
»
» Santiago

you could get Lestat...oops...sorry, the cool one was you....ummm....well, if
you can't cook, then i can always do the cooking part while you host...

*ZZYZZX*
??







22/49: but
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Apr 06 16:30:01 1994

RE: well...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» yeah, I just need a co-host
»»
»» Santiago
»
» you could get Lestat...oops...sorry, the cool one was
» you....ummm....well, if
» you can't cook, then i can always do the cooking part while you
» host...
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» ??

I _can_ cook... I would rather have wet scantily clad female co-hosts...
sorry, man

Santiago







23/49: well...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Thu Apr 07 07:15:19 1994

RE: but
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»» yeah, I just need a co-host
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»
»» you could get Lestat...oops...sorry, the cool one was
»» you....ummm....well, if
»» you can't cook, then i can always do the cooking part while you
»» host...
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» ??
»
» I _can_ cook... I would rather have wet scantily clad female
» co-hosts... sorry, man
»
» Santiago

yeah...ANY guy would want that....it's just a question of whether or not you
could get the scantily clad women needed to fill the roles...

*ZZYZZX*
??







24/49: fremales
Name: Katar Hol #421 @666
Date: Thu Apr 07 13:01:59 1994

RE: but
BY: Santiago #471 @666

» I _can_ cook... I would rather have wet scantily clad female
» co-hosts... sorry, man
»
» Santiago

Who wouldn't want scantily clad female co-hosts? At least two of them.







25/49: yes I could
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sun Apr 10 20:20:35 1994

RE: well...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»» I _can_ cook... I would rather have wet scantily clad female
»» co-hosts... sorry, man
»»
»» Santiago
»
» yeah...ANY guy would want that....it's just a question of whether or
» not you could get the scantily clad women needed to fill the roles...

My girlfriend <obviously> + whoever I lure away from a con <or other place
with cool chicks> with the promise of drugs & fun.

Santiago







26/49: damn.....
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Wed Apr 13 17:32:25 1994

RE: yes I could
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»»» I _can_ cook... I would rather have wet scantily clad female
»»» co-hosts... sorry, man
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»
»» yeah...ANY guy would want that....it's just a question of whether or
»» not you could get the scantily clad women needed to fill the roles...
»
» My girlfriend <obviously> + whoever I lure away from a con <or other
» place with cool chicks> with the promise of drugs & fun.
»
» Santiago

can i produce and direct??

*ZZYZZX*
PLEASE?!?!







27/49: of course
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Wed Apr 13 20:43:18 1994

RE: damn.....
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

» can i produce and direct??
»
» *ZZYZZX*

when do we start filming?

Santiago
I am serious I will do it







28/49: yeha
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Apr 14 00:09:56 1994

if it pays.

"Full frontal nudity. I'd do it if it were valid. And if it paid well."
-Monty Python







29/49: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Fri Apr 15 02:14:53 1994

RE: of course
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»» can i produce and direct??
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
» when do we start filming?
»
» Santiago
» I am serious I will do it

as soon as you have all the girls ready!!

*ZZYZZX*
=)







30/49: next weekend
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sat Apr 16 16:13:02 1994

RE: ...
BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666

»»» can i produce and direct??
»»»
»»» *ZZYZZX*
»» when do we start filming?
»»
»» Santiago
»» I am serious I will do it
»
» as soon as you have all the girls ready!!
»
» *ZZYZZX*
» =)

<see title>







31/49: ...
Name: Zzyzzx #206 @666
Date: Sun Apr 17 07:21:09 1994

RE: next weekend
BY: Santiago #471 @666

|-- ·Santiago said -- ·· ···
» RE: ...
» BY: Zzyzzx #206 @666
»
»»»» can i produce and direct??
»»»»
»»»» *ZZYZZX*
»»» when do we start filming?
»»»
»»» Santiago
»»» I am serious I will do it
»»
»» as soon as you have all the girls ready!!
»»
»» *ZZYZZX*
»» =)
»
» <see title>

cool beans!!

*ZZYZZX*
=)







32/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 03 13:19:22 1994

RE: really, it was torture?
BY: Satan #1 @666

» I thought it was Hip-Hop.

Speaking of hip-hop and dance music, I just want to let you know that I, too,
saw the sign, and it was buried deep within my ass.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







33/49: Okay,
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 03 13:21:00 1994

so it's the torture sub.

You want to know torture? Ever gotten tested for the clap? They stick a
Q-Tip into your dick hole.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







34/49: Nasty
Name: Uncle Fran #877 @666
Date: Wed May 04 00:01:21 1994

MB> so it's the torture sub.
MB>
MB> You want to know torture? Ever gotten tested for the clap? They
MB> stick a Q-Tip into your dick hole.
MB>
MB> >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<

That is truely disgusting..







35/49: huh?
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 04 01:47:36 1994

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

»» I thought it was Hip-Hop.
»
» Speaking of hip-hop and dance music, I just want to let you know that
» I, too, saw the sign, and it was buried deep within my ass.
»
» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<

What sign?







36/49: what disease
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 04 01:47:52 1994

RE: Okay,
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

|-- ·Molested By Crustaceans said -- ·· ···
» so it's the torture sub.
»
» You want to know torture? Ever gotten tested for the clap? They
» stick a Q-Tip into your dick hole.
»
» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<
»

Is the clap in disease-terms?







37/49: What sign?
Name: Gand #883 @666
Date: Thu May 05 13:52:24 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Satan #1 @666

»» Speaking of hip-hop and dance music, I just want to let you know that
»» I, too, saw the sign, and it was buried deep within my ass.
»»
»» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<
»
» What sign?

knowing all the practice he gets, it probably was a freeway sign.







38/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 10 13:29:37 1994

RE: Nasty
BY: Uncle Fran #877 @666

|-- ·Uncle Fran said -- ·· ···
» MB> so it's the torture sub.
» MB>
» MB> You want to know torture? Ever gotten tested for the clap? They
» MB> stick a Q-Tip into your dick hole.
» MB>
» MB> >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<
»
» That is truely disgusting..

But true.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







39/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 10 13:30:12 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Satan #1 @666

»»» I thought it was Hip-Hop.
»»
»» Speaking of hip-hop and dance music, I just want to let you know that
»» I, too, saw the sign, and it was buried deep within my ass.
»»
»» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<
»
» What sign?

That damn Ace of Bass song that you hear almost as often as "Mr. Jones" by
COunting Crows.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







40/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 10 13:30:43 1994

RE: what disease
BY: Satan #1 @666

» Is the clap in disease-terms?

Gonhereea. (Or however it's spelled.)

Gon-a-ree-a.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







41/49:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 10 13:31:24 1994

RE: What sign?
BY: Gand #883 @666

»» What sign?
» knowing all the practice he gets, it probably was a freeway sign.

It's funny you should say that. You're mom loves traffic lights.

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<







42/49: i'm glad
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Tue May 10 16:24:45 1994

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

»»»» I thought it was Hip-Hop.
»»»
»»» Speaking of hip-hop and dance music, I just want to let you know that
»»» I, too, saw the sign, and it was buried deep within my ass.
»»»
»»» >> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<
»»
»» What sign?
»
» That damn Ace of Bass song that you hear almost as often as "Mr.
» Jones" by COunting Crows.

that i have heard neither of these...

Satan
The Apostate Angel







43/49: Ok...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed May 11 07:18:55 1994

RE: i'm glad
BY: Satan #1 @666

» that i have heard neither of these...


Consider yourself fortunate.

The Mad One







44/49: i am tired
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Wed May 11 13:12:52 1994

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

of hearing mariah carey and ace of base every day repeated at schultz.

Why is it, that every time i turn on the radio...I hear the same five songs,
fifteen times a day, for the next three months!?!? Man Fuck that!







45/49: all you have to do
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 11 14:59:37 1994

RE: Ok...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» that i have heard neither of these...
»
»
» Consider yourself fortunate.
»

is not watch MTV...







46/49: man
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 11 15:00:55 1994

RE: i am tired
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

» Why is it, that every time i turn on the radio...I hear the same five
» songs, fifteen times a day, for the next three months!?!? Man Fuck
» that!
»
FUNK that








47/49: shit
Name: Dre #671 @666
Date: Thu May 12 03:26:57 1994

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

» That damn Ace of Bass song that you hear almost as often as "Mr.
» Jones" by COunting Crows.


"Mr. Jones" fucking sucks my big cock. All white people music sucks dick!








48/49: fuck you
Name: Dre #671 @666
Date: Thu May 12 03:27:42 1994

RE: i am tired
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

» Why is it, that every time i turn on the radio...I hear the same five
» songs, fifteen times a day, for the next three months!?!? Man Fuck
» that!
»

Man, fuck you bitch!







49/49: huh?
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri May 13 17:13:51 1994

RE: shit
BY: Dre #671 @666

»» That damn Ace of Bass song that you hear almost as often as "Mr.
»» Jones" by COunting Crows.
»
»
» "Mr. Jones" fucking sucks my big cock. All white people music sucks
» dick!

no man.. all black people music sucks dick.. get it right..

hehe







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