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1/56: what is
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Nov 10 16:24:22 1993

the Black Leather Times? sounds "quite" funny..
Satan
The Apostate Angel






2/56: hmm...
Name: The Smeghead #837 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 15:17:24 1994

RE: PARADOX
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» timid virgins make dull company.

i heard that as a mnemonic for something... can't remember tho.


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3/56: yo
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 18 17:50:25 1994

RE: hmm...
BY: The Smeghead #837 @666

I like this one too..






4/56: ansi
Name: The Smeghead #837 @666
Date: Sat Mar 19 17:50:09 1994

RE: yo
BY: Satan #1 @666



>>> User Hung Up! Ha Ha Ha! <<<






5/56: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Sun Mar 20 15:50:38 1994

Why'dya hangup,Smeggy? :)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






6/56: that's not a paradox
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Mon Mar 21 14:03:55 1994

RE: PARADOX
BY: Corrosive Assassin #11 @666

» here's a good paradox:
»
» timid virgins make dull company.

But a gormet who wants to savor eating his own tongue is.

Santiago






7/56: hangup
Name: The Smeghead #837 @666
Date: Thu Mar 24 22:08:10 1994

RE: hmm
BY: Satan #1 @666

» Why'dya hangup,Smeggy? :)


the fuckin' board crashed on me. i never hang up on a board unless the damn
thing locks up on me. sorry to cause trouble if i did.

|---------
- - · -------¬
|The Smeghead *_*_*
_*_*_*_|
L--
----- - - · ---
---^






8/56: hehe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Mar 25 03:23:43 1994

well, my board has crashed randomly maybe 10 times in 2 years.

It causes no trouble...






9/56: I would like too...
Name: Gand #883 @666
Date: Tue Apr 26 10:53:58 1994

declare my eternal and true love for the following....

deep dish pizza with alot of pepperoni
teaberry chewing gum
guiness stout
and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible to....






10/56: oh
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Tue Apr 26 12:11:55 1994

RE: I would like too...
BY: Gand #883 @666

GA>and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible
GA>to....

why thank you!

i wonder how old my matchmaker answers are... i wonder if any are out of
date.. hmm






11/56: maybe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed Apr 27 16:48:24 1994

you should go change them...

I am most compatible with her too, Gand. Seeing as she is my girlfriend.
:)^^

Satan
The Apostate Angel






12/56: I regress...
Name: Gand #883 @666
Date: Wed Apr 27 20:44:18 1994

RE: maybe
BY: Satan #1 @666

|-- ·Satan said -- ·· ···
» you should go change them...
»
» I am most compatible with her too, Gand. Seeing as she is my girlfriend.
» :)^^
»
» Satan
» The Apostate Angel

But may I still proclaim my eternal love for deep dish pepperoni and guiness
stout...?

I can't drink anything without taste, and that means lagers...I need ale, and
guiness is one of the best. And you got to have something like stew or pizza
with good beer or it ain't worth it....

Please may I keep it? Please!






13/56: yuck
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 01:27:02 1994

RE: I regress...
BY: Gand #883 @666

»» I am most compatible with her too, Gand. Seeing as she is my
»» girlfriend.
»» :) ^^

»» Satan

» But may I still proclaim my eternal love for deep dish pepperoni and
» guiness stout...?
»
» I can't drink anything without taste, and that means lagers...I need
» ale, and guiness is one of the best. And you got to have something
» like stew or pizza with good beer or it ain't worth it....
»
» Please may I keep it? Please!

Man...
I hate deep dish pepperoni AND guiness stout...
Weird coincidence...

Try banana daquiris sometime.... :)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






14/56: hahahah
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 11:34:06 1994

RE: I would like too...
BY: Gand #883 @666

» stout and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible
» to....

same here.. she was my #1 with a 98 or something for a while

santiago






15/56: and
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 11:35:04 1994

daquaries suck
Whiskey Sours RULE ALL

santiago






16/56: wow!
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 12:08:18 1994

RE: hahahah
BY: Santiago #471 @666

i'm a VERY compatible person!!

:) :) :)
i feel special..

<drool>

[don't give me credit for that]






17/56: ..
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 15:47:05 1994

RE: hahahah
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»» stout and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible
»» to....
» same here.. she was my #1 with a 98 or something for a while

She was 102 for me... :)






18/56: hehe
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 15:47:52 1994

RE: wow!
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» i'm a VERY compatible person!!

Actually, for MOST people, you are low on the list.

But for some people (it seems to be me and friends of mine; no coincidence i
think) you are higher up.

» :) :) :) i feel special..
»
» <drool>

Hehe... I remember that... years and years ago it seems.

» [don't give me credit for that]


I didn't.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






19/56:
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 17:14:45 1994

RE: wow!
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

/ :) :) :)
/ i feel special..
/
/ <drool>

hehehehehe...yeah, you are special....

-the locksmith

who did that, link?






20/56: oh,
Name: Erdrick #462 @666
Date: Thu Apr 28 21:13:49 1994

RE: maybe
BY: Satan #1 @666

» I am most compatible with her too, Gand. Seeing as she is my
» girlfriend.

so you're gonna pull rank now I see.. <g>






21/56: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 00:54:30 1994

RE:
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» / i feel special..
» /
» / <drool>

» who did that, link?


Yeah.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






22/56: hehe XStop killing me!X
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 00:54:54 1994

RE: oh,
BY: Erdrick #462 @666

»» I am most compatible with her too, Gand. Seeing as she is my
»» girlfriend.
» so you're gonna pull rank now I see.. <g>

Well... umm.... uhhh....
Yeah.
Sheezmine... :)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






23/56: Hmm...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 06:01:03 1994

RE: hahahah
BY: Santiago #471 @666

»» stout and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible
»» to....
» same here.. she was my #1 with a 98 or something for a while


I don't think sh even showed up on mine...hmm...oh, there she is, at the
bottom...
Ok Satan, you have nothing to fear from me ;)

The Mad One






24/56: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 11:21:17 1994

RE: Hmm...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»»» stout and Magic Mist who the Matchmaker said I was most compatible
»»» to....
»» same here.. she was my #1 with a 98 or something for a while
»
»
» I don't think sh even showed up on mine...hmm...oh, there she is,
» at the bottom...
» Ok Satan, you have nothing to fear from me ;)

My paranoia has decreased by 0.00001% now.

Thanks.

Satan
The Apostate Angel






25/56: Gee...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri Apr 29 19:12:31 1994

RE: heh
BY: Satan #1 @666

» My paranoia has decreased by 0.00001% now.


I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...

The Mad One






26/56: drool?
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sat Apr 30 16:05:57 1994

RE: wow!
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» i'm a VERY compatible person!!
»
» :) :) :) i feel special..
»
» <drool>

hmmm.. interesting

hehehe

santiago






27/56: geee
Name: Santiago #471 @666
Date: Sat Apr 30 16:06:23 1994

RE: ..
BY: Satan #1 @666

»» same here.. she was my #1 with a 98 or something for a while
»
» She was 102 for me... :)

I wonder why? hehe

santiago






28/56: huh?
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon May 02 02:42:39 1994

RE: Gee...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» My paranoia has decreased by 0.00001% now.
»
»
» I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...

What did I say?

sorry...

ò ó
 ø
«=» Go to hell...






29/56: Satan dude....
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon May 02 06:18:12 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Satan #1 @666

»»» My paranoia has decreased by 0.00001% now.
»»
»»
»» I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...
»
» What did I say?
» sorry...

Go back to sleep.

The Mad One
professional sleep depravationalist






30/56: oh don't worry
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Mon May 02 12:23:13 1994

RE: Gee...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

MM>/ My paranoia has decreased by 0.00001% now.
MM>
MM>
MM> I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...

i don't see you as a treat..

:)






31/56: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Name: Locksmith #713 @666
Date: Mon May 02 17:22:30 1994

RE: oh don't worry
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

/ MM> I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...
/
/ i don't see you as a treat..

hahahahaha...you really know how to make 'em feel good, eh?

/ :)

:)

-the locksmith






32/56: satan
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Mon May 02 18:07:24 1994

Your hair is getting kinda big there...can you touch your scalp?






33/56: huh?
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon May 02 21:55:13 1994

RE: satan
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

|-- ·Lucifer said -- ·· ···
» Your hair is getting kinda big there...can you touch your scalp?

My hair is about an inch long right now...







34/56: uh
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Mon May 02 23:50:42 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Satan #1 @666

» My hair is about an inch long right now...
»

Guess i saw someone else then. Looked like you and your hair, guess not.
Fuck me with a chainsaw.






35/56:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 03 13:27:29 1994

RE: huh?
BY: Satan #1 @666

» My hair is about an inch long right now...

That's not the only part that's an inch long....
^^^--Notice the double entendre in PART

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






36/56: haha
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Wed May 04 01:49:14 1994

RE:
BY: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666

»» My hair is about an inch long right now...
»
» That's not the only part that's an inch long....

Yeah, huhuh... You said "an"

» ^^^--Notice the double entendre in PART

Huhuh... you said "in"

Satan
The Apostate Angel






37/56: Ok...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed May 04 07:46:10 1994

RE: oh don't worry
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» i don't see you as a treat..

Neither does the majority of the female population....

The Mad One
I meant 'threat'






38/56: Like it matters....
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed May 04 07:47:25 1994

RE: hahahahahahahahahahaha
BY: Locksmith #713 @666

» / MM> I just love the way I'm seen as a treat from all sides...
» /
» / i don't see you as a treat..
»
» hahahahaha...you really know how to make 'em feel good, eh?


The only way I could feel better is assassination of some of my
bosses....heh heh ...and this one stupid dog.

The Mad One
Come here doggie...eat the nice cyanide....






39/56: BEER
Name: Crow #637 @666
Date: Thu May 05 13:06:27 1994

RE: hair
BY: Wolf #284 @666

Somebody come to AJ and GIVE CROW A FUCKING BEER
LETS GET DRUNK AND WAKE UP WHEN EXAMS ARE OVER






40/56: oh/q
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu May 05 19:04:44 1994

RE: Ok...
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» i don't see you as a treat..
»
» Neither does the majority of the female population....
»
» The Mad One
» I meant 'threat'

well you TYPED treat... :)

Satan
The Apostate Angel






41/56: just
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu May 05 19:05:07 1994

RE: Like it matters....
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

» Come here doggie...eat the nice cyanide....


give it chocolate extract... it will die.

Live to kill...
...Kill to live






42/56: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Thu May 05 19:05:34 1994

RE: BEER
BY: Crow #637 @666

» Somebody come to AJ and GIVE CROW A FUCKING BEER
» LETS GET DRUNK AND WAKE UP WHEN EXAMS ARE OVER

I don't like hangovers...

:)

Satan
The Apostate Angel
Exmas are worse, though.






43/56: And your point is....
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri May 06 06:31:32 1994

RE: oh/q
BY: Satan #1 @666

» well you TYPED treat... :)


Like I have A-1 typing skills at this time of night....

The Mad One






44/56: Can't do that..
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Fri May 06 06:32:40 1994

RE: just
BY: Satan #1 @666

» give it chocolate extract... it will die.


The dog doesn't eat chocolate. but maybe dog food saturation....







45/56: hmm..
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Fri May 06 06:42:41 1994

my dog LOVES chocolate!

my dog is so stupid..






46/56: hmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri May 06 11:27:20 1994

RE: And your point is....
BY: Mad Marquis #647 @666

»» well you TYPED treat... :)
»
»
» Like I have A-1 typing skills at this time of night....

True...

I'll still kill you for mis-typing...
(not)






47/56: heh
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Fri May 06 11:28:04 1994

RE: hmm..
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» my dog LOVES chocolate!
» my dog is so stupid..

your dog is also really big, so it takes a lot of chocolate to get
to the LD50 (?) level of chocolate...

LD50 is the level where 50% of <whatever the animal is> die.







48/56: ah
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Sun May 08 18:07:36 1994

RE: heh
BY: Satan #1 @666

SA>/ my dog LOVES chocolate!
SA>/ my dog is so stupid..
SA>
SA>your dog is also really big, so it takes a lot of chocolate to
SA>get to the LD50 (?) level of chocolate...

maybe i should feed him acouple of big chocolate cakes..

i don't like him aattacking me..
he also attacked my grandma







49/56: Oh really?
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon May 09 06:08:11 1994

RE: hmm..
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» my dog LOVES chocolate!
» my dog is so stupid..

My dog is stupid except when my roommate is with her BF of the month...
then the dog gets genius IQ...pushes open the doors and I get to hear the
chaotic screams as they have to stop to chase the dog out and shut the
door...quite humorous if you can catch it...:)

The Mad One






50/56: You can kill me...
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Mon May 09 06:10:40 1994

RE: hmm
BY: Satan #1 @666

»»» well you TYPED treat... :)
»»
»»
»» Like I have A-1 typing skills at this time of night....
»
» True...
»
» I'll still kill you for mis-typing...


Just kill me when I'm at work at BK...then I can yell, "Free at Last, Free
at last, glory to Satan I'm free at last" in front of all the managers and
other employees and piss them off...

» (not)


DAMN!!!

The Mad One
May I help you?






51/56: hmmm
Name: Satan #1 @666
Date: Mon May 09 20:46:07 1994

Sorry, but if I have to kill you, it must be painful.

And it must be in a way you DON'T want.

So I can't help you. :)






52/56: dogs
Name: Lucifer #105 @666
Date: Tue May 10 10:30:25 1994

RE: hmm..
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

like beer






53/56: oh yes
Name: Magic Mist #2 @666
Date: Tue May 10 12:16:18 1994

my brothers found that out as well..

my dog also likes to breath the pot smoke.

speakong of brothers, i hate mine.. they have made it so that *I* don't get
any soda.. because mom cleaned out their trashcan and found about 20 half
empty bottles of soda..

oh well..






54/56:
Name: Molested By Crustaceans #208 @666
Date: Tue May 10 13:33:42 1994

RE: hmm..
BY: Magic Mist #2 @666

» my dog LOVES chocolate!
» my dog is so stupid..

ALL DOGS LOVE CHOCOLATE. That's why your local pet store sells a product
called GOOD BOY DROPS. They are about $3.50 a package, and it's chocolate
that is safe for your dog. Buy some right now!!

>> MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS <<






55/56: no
Name: <<< Satan #1 @666 >>>
Date: Tue May 10 16:25:50 1994








56/56: Well....
Name: Mad Marquis #647 @666
Date: Wed May 11 07:20:46 1994

RE: dogs
BY: Lucifer #105 @666

» like beer

I gave my dog a screwdriver one time. This was a little 15 lb. dog
drinking one mixed drink. That was hilarious watching the little pooch
stagger around the house bumping into things. He won't drink a thing that
even smells a bit like alcohol now...

The Mad One






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