All? NO, ALL!
This is a generic one liner.
Would you like to swing on a star?Carry moonbeams home on a jar?TOUGH SHIT!!
These suck...
Oh well, whatever, nevermind ...
Slash your wrists, OD on drugs..
it's very cold in hell
'Cause inside out, it's wigida-wigida-wigida-wack!!!!!
CHEESE WIZ, Egypt, Johnny Quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ever gone to make a pork sausage and find its got HAIRS all over it?
Should I wake you for breakfeast or should I just nudge you?????
Bend over bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Nomine Asmodei, Invoko Daemonis Averni. FW wuz here '92
I'm just going up in my loft to watch tv,you can come,I won't try anything.
No more Mister Nice Guy... get on your knees!
Windows, the most popular way to downgrade a 486 to the XT level
Bill -n- Opus '92!!!!
If a tree falls in a forest, nothing is around to hear it, is there sound?
I haven't seen a oneliner option in a long time......neat stuff.............
Remember...Jesus may love you...but Satan puts out!
Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
Purseing happiness........but running late.
Peace, Love, Fuck Yourself.
Fuck it all...
Why do they call it a hot water heater when it really heats cold water?
May your legs be turned into celery, & the world be invaded by large rabbits
Man-the only creature that if it can FUCK it, it'll kill it!!!!!
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll turn HENTAI!!!!!
Humans are the only creatures on Earth that has sex just for pleasure,BE PROUD
Feeling romantic? Go fuck yourself.
No brain no pain.
It's not who you know, It's who you blow!
The best things in life cost 50 bucks a half hour!
The answer to any problem is love.
Notice how anyone who writes a sexual oneliner can't spell worth a damn?
Can you spell when you are typing with one hand?
I ]<in spel good you lamer ohhh ohhhh mamma ohhhhhhh!
ever noticed beef flavored cat food have you ever seen a cat kill a cow hmmm..
Me no spel o spek goo eiver.
They said they were housebroken,but the goats started chewing on everything.
Call Happy-Go-Lucky BBS (24391) for a good time
Some sysop's roomates really do a good job pretending that they don't knowShit
Toilet paper is *NOT* a reversible item.
Boy, I want ya to drop them pants.
Happy Happy Joy Joy Thank you and Fuck you
Oh joy Ren! Muddy Mudskipper Show! Stiimmppy, you idiot! Shut the Fuck up!
MC Search is a Dope guy...Sorry Pete -n- Rich, Where the Fuck ya at?
The answer to any question is BEER!!!
Why don't beer nuts have beer in them hmmmm.
why cant something be nearfetched not quite far fetched hmmm....
intellience in theese is far fetched.
Grammar in these are far-fetched (see above, mr broken spacebar)
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tune in, Turn on, Burn out!
You know,I've seen yellow lines in the middle of the road,but never so wide!
I'm the hacker from H.O.M.E. -- fear me. I know TRW>
This space for rent
That is a LOT of oneliners...
kill some of these oneliners.. there are far too many now...
Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?
I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE READS THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do read all of these, so FUCK YOU!
Hmmm hmmm I'm not reading this hmmm hmmm hmmmm!
All other things being equal, fat people use more soap than skinny people..
for a good time smoke mucho catnip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what I mean, or do you?
No I dont' or did I...hmmm......MOOMMY!
You'll pay to know what you Really think
Which line Offricerrr? The white one, the yellow one, or the big black one?
!sdrawkcab daer sdaeh tihS (Don't read it backwards)
I'm tempted to read that last one forward, actually.
There is not time BUT the stupid!
no.. I on't wanna.
One what? One to zero equals one, n'esct-ce pas?
52% of College students are mathematically illiterate..Thats almost 1/3rd!
8:00 classes SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows...The best way to turn a 486/50 into an abacus...!
Old Macdonald Had a Farm, Here a cow, there a cow, everywhere bullshit.EIEIO
Prikhard is a nice quiet place to live with little or no action at all......
On Earth as it is in Deitric
Lick it, slam it, suck it. Join your local Tequila union today.
I Hate people!!!
I don't know officer my speedometer only goes to 85
No more Mr. Nice guy? Me? Nice guy? Yeah right!
55 miles per hour?.. I wasn't planning on being out that long officer!
Bow down before the one you serve, your going to get what you deserve...
Wow, they just seemed to disappear!