... And so they start again ...
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit people like me!
Child of Terrors, Big and Small.. Born to rule, above them all...
... NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! ...
I could crush you like a little Walnut!
Help! Help! I am being opressed!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Help!Help!I am being opressed? NOT! It's "I'm being REpressed",DUMB LOSER!!
If beginning is an end to doing nothing, and an end allows you to begin not
what he said
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.. who watches over you!
Send your ideas, written on the back of a $100 bill, to ...
So, What are you looking at?
Elvis is alive; WE'RE all dead.
the music is reversable, time is not. Turn back.. turn back
If it bleeds then you can kill it.
Who loves ya baby?
Herro der U yankee pig!
We love you Oprah!!!!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!
It is perfectly normal to bleed when someone bludgeons you!
N- Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of eldeberries! o my bum!
Just because it bleeds doesn't mean you can kill it-look at Jeses.
Wow, isn't diarrhea the greatest lubricant?
I wave my private parts in your general direction, you Engilsh KKKniggets
it is merrily a flesh wound!
Once there was this fkjgk that akdsfv a woman in the slj. Do you kdd hfdd?
what a difference, what a difference, a little difference would make
Now go away...or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Hold up the wall. Hold up the wall. Hold up the wall.
Repressed? SHUT UP YOU FUCK...I ll kill your family...slowly...
Magic Mist actually called me.
The South WILL rise again
Have you ever danced with the DEVIL in the pale moonlight ??????
Ho's come by my crib for a free histerectomy...Mista Long...
Opressed was right! It means to burden or crush by abuse of power!
I fart in your general direction
Big Brother is watching!
Beanee Weenee is all I can say for now!
Don't sleep; eat babies
This is the time that cost men's souls.....
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!
I don't fuck hamsters.. I eat them.
Damn, there sure are enough of these damn things now!!!!!
Ladies and Gentleman: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
If you stick it out, don't be afraid to get it cut off!!!! flee w
I HATE STATICS!!!!
One word to die with, another to kill for.
Slip her the tongue!!!
Speak swiftly, for your last words await you.
Cochrane? nuff said
That which does not kill me is dead when I'm through with it.
Yo momma say you ugly....
No one reads these.
Just another lonely sidewalk. I stand in the streetlight and watch.
but I don't like spam!
your dad eats hamsters
ummmm.... abort? Please? Stop? How do I cancel these things?
I've fallen.. and I can't reach my caffiene
Get a life- ALL OF YOU!
Come sweet death, one last caress...
NEVER TRUST THE OLD MAN WHO STANDS BY THE THICK SEE WITH 12 CHILDREN NAMED ED.
BE AGGRESSIVE, B-E AGGRESSIVE, B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E
You know, I haven
Wanted men shall rise again but first lets have a beer.
DO NOT DESCEND INTO EVIL WAYS! AVOID TEMPTATION, THE EVIL ONE. (opp. psych)
You should be kissed often, by someone who knows how.
Damn, there sure are enough of these fucking things here!
pat n dani......shyah! as if!
... size is important...
IF I ONLY HAD ONE LEG, WOULD I HAVE TO BUY SHOES IN PAIRS?
What? Add one and join THESE lowly ranks? I think NOT! Ooops...already did
an african or european swallow?
*** Deep Thought... I wonder if anybody... @$#@%%%^%^......
who still is a virgin?
Did you think we'd kill a fucking koala bear?
No,the chances of catching one in the act is rather slim.
Um.. if I hit return now, would it abort this?
The integral of e to the x equals f of u to the n. (write it out)
Go ahead... Make my day!!!!!!!!!
I have to shake a tit .. a .. a.. I mean I have to take a shit.
The ship is too big, if I walked . . . the movie would be over - Spaceballs
Damn there are too fucking many of these shitty things!!!!
You People need Counseling!!!!!!!
Spanish Lady comes to me...she lays on me this rose.......
I'm crushing your heads!
BE A FAGGOT! B-E A FAGGOT! B-E-A-F-A-G-G-O-T!
Who's going to beat UVA in soccer? Not Tech!!!!
I'm gonna get some, I got some, Oh my God it's right there in my hand!
Damn.. I just fucked a Koala bear. Bears are best bare.
A Koala bear, you're a good man, I'll dance at your wedding... ...nude!
Life sucks, and then we die.
BUT UVA SWALLOWS
BEHOLD, SHE IS SINGING TO BRING DOWN THE CHANDELIER!
My you look lovely in those jeans...can I suck your twat????
He's here, The Phantom of the Opera!
I wish I had another beer.
REACH INTO YOUR HEAD WITH THE COLD SUDDEN FURY OF A DIVINE MESSENGER.
I wish I had a sucking life.. for then I could pimp
Think of me, think of me fondly...
Anal Fuck-fest Thrill olympics
but officer my speedometer only goes to 85
KILL THESE ONELINERS.. THERE ARE TOO DAMNED MANY1
Engineering if we cant hack it we'll be doctors lawyers or something else easy
eat me slowly on a stick!
A New World Order...A New World Order!!!!
Gee, 4 pages of onliners. Can you stand any more fun?
Jerry Lee Lewis is the Devil...
Thy are all gone now..
No matter where you go, there you are
Sometimes you feel like a nut,....You must be a nut!
I AM A NUT .. I AM NOT A NUT.. NO!
GODDAMN, THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY OF THESE DAMN THINGS ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I leave for 3 days, & then I have to log on 3 times to read/post!!!!!!
Get a file, you luser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy, are we there yet?
Jesus built my hotrod...
Are you a truckdriver?
if you crash it, he will cry.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE DO THIS?!?! To see the future we must correct our ways!
Wha'd you do...wake up on the 'tuff guy' side of the bed this morning???
Hmmph...must be too much testreone in the air...
Just between us, I'd rather Cindy Crawford be MY copilot!
Fuck it, we'll just nuke his ass! (Scorched Earth:find it, D/L it, LIVE IT)
Honey mustard is made from dead cow snot!
Do you feel that Clowns is an evil comic strip? I don't think so.
Bite my winkie!
Eat my pussy! Will you lick my clitoris?
don't hate me because my underware rides high
The sexes are alike when their erogenous zones are blown to the sky!!!
Your mom's so old, she knows jeusus' pager number!
Pentrate deeply the golden apple, and lick the host between her thighs
Dinga-ding-dang my danga-long-ling-long.
All I have left to do is the above...
Alpha Gamma Rho rules all - definitely!
I KNOW I KNOW BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS .....
FUCK YOU UP THE ASS!!!
Grow UP you Pathetic Parrot Droppings! I unplug my nose at you!
Sleeping cows breathe week-old shit!
Everybody writes this oneliners... 'cept me.
I am Arthur, King of the Britains...
What the hell is a Britain?
Sleep my dear child!
ITS THE WORLDS BIGGEST DICK !!!!
You're a fucking son-of-a-bitch you arrogant asshole.
Welcomee to Britians and Belgiums Anonymous BABA!
Smile...Jesus Loves You!
Hey wait a minute aren't you!?!!? BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! ....yup.
Explosives: Solve most personal problems.
SMILE!...JESUS IS DEAD!! KILL YOUR IDOL!!!
This is my oneliner.
There is plenty of time to rest when you are six feet under
Well is Ralph back or is it another figure here?
This is my other oneliner.
Bobba loo, won't you take my chicken away?
Don't twist it it's not a bottlecap, it's a dick up and down
I drink Dr Pr
Jesus, he blows me
NO MORE ONELINERS! NO MORE ONELINERS! NO MORE ONELINERS!
MORE ONELINERS! MORE ONELINERS! MORE ONELINERS!
Jesus built my car...its a love affair,mainly Jesus & my hotrod. Ya, fuckit
are we tripping yet?
hi. what's up?
Ding a lang long my ding a ling long
You ain't no Jack Kennedy
Fuck me with a broken broom handle.
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