Jesus built my car...it's a love affair,mainly Jesus & my hotrod.Ya, fuckit.
Thank you Satan.. Can I lick your horns? ........................NOT!
Yeah, oneliner some.
This is a generic oneliner.
He blows goats. I have proof.
Goooood morning,.......... What was your name again?????
We could dress 'em up like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate!
I'veee Gottt .... Fuuddggee.
Where did they go? Where did they go?
The Lincoln figure on Mt. Rushmore lacks a chin
Do the figures on Mt. Rushmore blow, if you penetrate their mouths?
Buster?!! I didn't know she was a virgin.
Its like one BIG LOP o' SHIT!!!!
AND THE WINNER IS....oh, not another ugly bitch!
Clockwork Orange tonight
I am building a plastic museum!
yourself Fuck love peace...
God I fucked up
Wet dreams never come true.
Actually, I had a wet dream that came true. I truly came all over myself!
Free enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Blue horses do rule all!!!!
tease me please me, actuaaly whip me and chain me, i'm kinky&horny all!
Then, sir, may I ask you to explain this? Or this?
Oh shit, I think I'm gonna hurl all over my fuckin' self!!!
Who the hell cares if your riiipped??
I have this feeling that any moment something terrible is going to happen!!!!!
Something bad already happened (george bush, quale, clinton, etc....
Radford Mating Call: Lord!! I am so drunk!!
Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley
Beat me, Whip me, Make me howl, Make me bark!
Once upon a time there was a man named Fred.. One day, Fred decided to
Beast sucks dick
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AND HA
Masturbation is NOT a four-letter word!!!!!!!!!!1
Men, pay through the nose with a smile on their face.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K., I sleep all night and I work all day!
For a good time call the HGL BBS at 24391.
I think she needs her temperature taken with an all-beef thermometer...
Stool is good....right George????
The invisible piss of the holy ghost comes down like acid rain.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
...my name is genocide, king of the bra wearing men...
OH MY GOD!!! DID I SLEEP WITH THAT!!!!
Who wrote that I am "King of the Bra wearing Men"?? Who have you talked to?
Twenty-five bucks a fuck and Johns a happy man.
These omeliners are broken! Satan did it! I was in the room!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K., I sleep all night and I work all day.
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke
You know...Bullshit makes the flowers grow...and that's beautiful...
I am sooooooo Fucking Drunk!!!!
Call HENRICO BBS @ 2-6211 for ONLINE SEX!
Bambi was female and gumby was male...
Golly...called three times today...first sign of the apocalypse...
Bambi was a female and Gumby was her lesbian lover.
Coming soon -- Color OneLiners And Rumours. Well, maybe by 1993.
somewhere up ahead. the red light district turns green
THIEVES! LIARS! MURDERERS! HIPPOCRITES and BASTARDS! PHILANDERERS!
I love them all!
Most of us like spool.....George.....
George Bush is a weenie! Vote for Bill! 92! Why ask for the best?
Just two words......BUSH/QUAYLE '92!!!!!1
You should fuck Bush, vote for Clinton! Who want another 4 of "Pres. Bush"??
Bush is either a brand of beer or what a women has to offer, not a President.
Fuck, My zipper is stuck on my fly!!!
Fuck Bush, Fuck Clinton, Vote for Perot!!! (there's no one better running!!
Yeah, good point if youre INSANE you fucking PEROBOT!
Don't vote for either one cause they all suck.
Why would you want to fuck any of the presidents????
BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH!! BUSH
We've got Bush...We've got Bush.
Spamburger! Spamburger! Spamburger! Spamburger!
I LOVE Bush, and I'm sure that many other guys will agree with me!
I do not agree with you, but then again I'm not a guy!
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful SPAM!!
For presidents, Spam is better than Bush, other times, its a different story
I am drowning in my own dark orange urine.
All male business majors should be castrated at birth!@
Mettable most definately rules all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike does not like this board
What's the only thing that beats a cold Bud?-a warm bush...(G.Bush just beats
Do you know what is rarer than a sober Irish? A benevolent Jew. HAHAHAHAHAHA
GARFIELD for President!
When in doubt, fuck it...when not in doubt, get in doubt!!!!
I am never in doubt, yet i am not going hungry.
It it misery to be born, pain to live, grief to die
denial is the first stage of anythig
IF METTABLE SAYS THAT MARK SUCKS, THEN HE UNDENIABLY SUCKS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
METTABLE, METTABLE, METTABLE, METTABLE, METTABLE, METTABLE, METTABLE
Hi my name is uh um ah um ahh errr uhm uhh umm uuuhh duhhh Admiril uh Stockdal
FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question of the Day: WHAT THE FUCK IS GRIMACE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Information: 9 out of 10 people are assholes. Think about it.
Grimis returned from the one day.. took one sip and threw it away
In the meantime....
Desparation is the mother of invention.
Fact: 99 out of 100 people HAVE assholes!
Fact: 99 out of 100 people ARE assholes!
Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists think the fifth one is an idiot
I am Jewish and I just donated money to a charity. APRIL
JESUS IS LORD!!!! ACCEPT HIM AND HAVE ETERNAL LIFE.
Grimace is that mutant Mc. Donald's dude...
Badger, badger, badger, llama, llama, llama.
I need a man that can nail a 2 x 4 with his erect penis.
a woman is a woman...but a bike is a RIDE!!!!!!1
God is dead.
Actually, "He" never existed.
God? Who the fuck is talking about God? I'm my own god, so leave me alone!!!
GOD USES LSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, Talking to myself. Everyones staring at me, Talking to myself!!!
The world was made when GOd was on an 'sid trip
GOD IS ON ONE MASSIVE ZAP-WONG THAT LASTS FOR ETERNITY, WOW MAN!!!!!!!
The universe Jesus God and the Holy Spirit are all that there ever shall be
God...like God is a good Zap-wong! and evil is a bad Zap-wong!
I am ficjijg trasjfed...tjis is fuckj ing trippy!!!!
so your whatever fuck you genocide justbecasue your drunk wooooooo to youi bud
yeah I can understand one fuckin' word you're sayin' you mutha fuchin' SOB
God? Did you say God? that's a forbidden word.... (paranoia)
if there are brownies around, please do take advantage, it is your duty.....
DEATH IS THE SWEETEST CANDY IN THE WORLD
God... Burp.. I ate him, I think.. he's down my toilet now..
The invisible piss of the Holy Ghost comes down like acid rain.
Time to erase the oneliners again...
God has authorized me to speak on his behalf. The message: Eat Me.
Sure i don't love horses, all
I need another good fuck!!!!!]
I need to give you another good fuck!
Why can't I get just one FUCK!!!!!!!
Maybe It's Got Somethin' To Do With Luck.....
Twas brillig and slithy toves, and the mummyraths outgrab....
Every one is a pseudo.
LITERACY MAKES MASTERBATION SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE - KURT VONNEGUT
P L E A S E ! Get rid of these shitty oneliners!!!!!!!!!!!
But I've waited my whole life for just one ....
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL LOSERS!!!!!
Day... after day.... i get angry..
But the day is in my sight...
madonna sucks all (literally!)...the cheap whore slut bitch
TIME TO ERASE THE ONELINERS AGAIN!!!!!
Let Jesus Fuck Me...Let Jesus Fuck Me!
HEY we are gonna beat MIAMI 873287938905 to 0!!!!
No...you mean Miami is going to beat us 873287938905 to 0!!!!
I am so fucking drunk righhhhtt nowww thwt I caaaant tipe srtraigt.......!!!!!
when i take a vow to say goodnight.ohmimamamumamomimum...............
We hate you too, Mist.
I fucked her sittin, & fucked her lyin, if she had wings, I'd fuck her flyin
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Welp can't think of one
Time to go get SLOPPY!!!!!!!!!
why does magic bimbo hate everyone?
Genocide is a geek-wad!!!