I took the road less travelled by, and that has made all the difference.
Let Jesus Fuck Me, Let Jesus Fuck Me!
I hate it when Bytches get insulted.
If you want to pick up a girl, just say: "I have brownies, want some!!!!!!"
"You say you've lost your virginity? Well, can I have the box it came in?"
I think she needs her temperature taken with an all-beef thermometer.
rape a tree ferbie. it's good for you.
Tree ferbies give great blow jobs.
"Alright...you've fucked up for the last time OUT!"-God's last words to man.
Fuck god.. he's tight.
/a fuck how do you abort /a abort i dont want a one liner posted shit /aaaaa
I dont care who your father is,pick up that cross or youre out of the parade
I've found my friends...they're in my head
Black, White, Yellow, Red or Brown. It's all pink on the inside.
Before my day is done, I want to be a fisherman!
Everyone dies...not everyone lives.
I fucked up on my Chemistry test and I want to let you all know.
fellate my engorged genitalia.
Payback is hell.
I love it when you dBase me!
This shit is sacralidge, y'all should get some fuckin' sense and respect!!!!!!
kill thine wench.
I certainly do wish that assholes wouldn't pull the fire alarm at 4 am.
snausages..............SPAM..dude, I am tooooo stoned.........
Steve must die! Steve must die!
Never trust wholly in those things which have once deceived us.
Nightmare says "I'm back..."
Who are you that walks the graves of giants at this late hour....
i just want some goddamn milk.. without it cereal just aint the same!
...And they handcuffed the roses...
why do you turn the radio up when fucking a 3 year old?
So you won't here her pelvis crack!
wait a minute.. infants are much more fun to fuck.
Okay, then how about when fucking someone aged 3 or younger? Zat better?
ROM wasnt built in a day
life sucks and so do you
I thought goats would be more fun to fuck than infants
She's got you by the balls
If you want sex and you know it... blow a goat.... (claps hands)
There is no greater feeling than to have your dick shoved in a warm goat.
Where can I find some wabbit handcuffs?
It's not funny...my ass is on fire!
WELL I'M SURE AS FUCK NOT GOING TO PUT IT OUT!!
We wike to play a wittle game on the fawm, called All Wabbits Must Die.
def.: Extreme Prejudice - a bullet don't care what color you are!
Oh, GOD!, Why Clinton of all people!
I pulled a 98 on my linear algebra test. Fuck yeah!!!
My feet itch.
My balls itch
My pubic hair itches.
That area in between my ball sack and my asshole itches.
My bowels itch.
Scratch your balls then
my brain itches
my fetus itches
My cunt itches!!
Traveling at the speed of light is bad for your age
WHEN YOU WIN SOMETIME YOU ACTUALLY LOSE
When you lose sometimes you win
When you tie sometimes you actually win and lose.
What word didn't you understand?
The word "Oh!"
Traveling at the speed of light is GOOD for your age....
Traveling at the speed of light is impossible!!
Oh Yeah? Photons travel at the speed of light. Tell the photons!!
PITA BREAD RULES ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm SO HORNY, but thats O.K. my will is good and my showers cold
and my hand is hairy.
Life's a BITCH ain't it???
AND SHE'S A GOOD SCREWW TOOO!!!!!!!!!!1\
I wish everybody would just scratch their itching parts!
I'm building a plastic museum!
A museum made of plastic?
Master, Master. Where's the dreams I've been after?/a
"Excuse me, could you cross your legs? We only have one nail left."-Roman.
WHO's YO DADDY??????????
good shot... he got the axe right in your cunt.
Hobble and gobble. It makes life more interesting!!!
Graffitti and oneliners prove one thing : Stupidity is hard to hide.
I am SOOOOOOO HORNY right now I feel like fucking a stragner on the sidewal
What the hell is a "SIDEWAL"??
It's the fucked up sidewalks they're building on the Prarie
...the bottom will feel like he has to take a shit...
Marce De Sade was just over sexed....
gee, you guys sure itch a lot! maybe you should scratch and shut up!
Not all those who die deserve death. Some of those who live deserve death.
Some of those who don't die deserve to live and die
goat scrotum on a stick
Clintonomics = Socialism
Bushenomics = depression
A WOMEN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BICYCLE...
Man + Man = great fun!
Woman + Woman + Me =
Clinton is wonderful, Bush his name says it all -- what a pussy!
Jesus is lord... Accept him and live forever!!!
Jesus AND bush could do better in a homosexual menage-a-trois than cliton!
Jesus died on a cross. Jesus Built my Hotrod. Jesus gives good blow jobs.
...And so does Cleopatra and your mother, especially after lubrication...
don't use write-ahead cache with starcon 2..you'll be sorry
tear dorn the wall, tear down the wall
all in all, you're just another brick in the wall
Jolt cola and powdered sugar really fuck you up
Yeah, he sucks the blood out of your engorged genitallia (engorged= 2 mm)
IN THE VALLEY OF THE BLIND, THE MAN WITH ONE EYE IS KING...
LICK MY BALLS!
i'm FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FUCK CLASSES I'M ON VACTION DAMMIT
What classes did you fuck?
The female ones...
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
But it takes a bigger man to fuck the female classes
A pitcher of Kool-Aid is better than powdered sugar and Jolt anyday!!
YES! I Agree..KOOL-AID kicks ass!!!!!!! The ultimate non-alcoholic drink...
but it takes a gopher to fuck the male classes.
Time to delete the one-liners!!!!!
No Satan!!! Don't leave us We love u!!!!
Dave Matthews is a kick-ass band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well so what if this board goes down!!!!