Oneliners - Now With Color
On Earth As It Is In Hell returns in 1993 better than ever...
I am back, I am going to get higher than a .5714 this semester.
Why would I possibly ever want to add a one liner? just did.
One liners just confuse the double spaced issue.
My roommate was picking my nose last night, and he .... uh never mind
My QCA was a 2.9, so fuck all of you.
My QCA was a 1.6, so fuck you dickhead, camel-humpin' son-of-a-bitch.
Fuck You!! all mine was a 1.4 HA HA HA HA HA AND HA
Well *I* got a 2.7!
My QCA was a 1.3 so fuck the world and then some
I have never humped a camel!
Hold her down, hold her down, hold her down, until she stops moving...
2.3 and rising (maybe)
If she stops moving, then it isn't any fun - let her squirm!
Squirm shit! I can't believe that you'd fuck a camel in the first place.
My mother squirmed once..... just once.
SUCK MY BIG, NOSE!!!
If your penis begins to turn green, then it is time to see a good doctor.
last semester=3.9 (ok,so i'm a guilty senior,sue me); dick color=sorta lime
I can beat all you people. I got a 0.5714. Didn't think they went that low!
If I didn't take Sociology, I'd have had a 3.112 instead of a 2.700.
Will somebody please hit "A" at the main menu & write a new Auto-Message
Suck My DICK
if you had one, Dick!
My roommate in Computer Science got fucking straight A's! LOSER!
Life sucks, and then you give up.
I have necrophilistic, sodomistic tendencies towards aborted fetuses. Thank
Would you kill yourself to fuck a necrophilliac?
acttually sure, why not.
Denial is the first stage of everything
Well.....Joey's fucked up in the bannana bike seat...(his sister's...)
Do the girls in porno movies really like it up the ass??
Only thing girls in porno movies really like is pastries....
I kindof like pastries myself
so what?My qca was a 4.0 no wait those are the hours i completed!(out of 17)
I like passion fruit juice.
If you had a gun, would you kill a lot of people?
Depends on the people being killed
fuck the inbound modem pool!
Intercourse with a MODEM? I think that is pretty sick!
Sure, I'll leave a one-liner. Why not?
This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain with bacon and toast.
CATCH A SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a 3.7 overall and bbs. I might even go to UVA business school.
Hello. I'm bored. Fuck off.
SAVE MY HORSE!
no sir i didn't like it.
I keep forgetting that I DON'T have a vagina!!!!!!!!!!
That's funny, last time I checked, your mom did!!!
I love to interpolate, it is much better than extrapolating...
I relish watching you cry I shall Love watching you die. wojtek.
fuck this shit.
spluge all over your anencephalous selves.
NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT A BIT.
(Call the police.)
(What should I call them)
Catch a J!
0ÇÇaÇÇÇÿaÿÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇaÇÇÇÿaÿÇ Well, greets from the large town just 45 miles
north of you
This BBS really does not like off campus callers, yet I have more than most.
well, to the machine i am, is that better?
This list is gettign tooooooooo damn long.
Hell, you should have seem them semester!!!!!!!!!
GOD DOMN YOU SOB's TALK ABOUT A LOT OF SHIT- WELL FUCKIN'S GO...UH UH UH UH!
Kill them all... and don't forget the bbq sauce
Cowboys Suck big fat hairy-ass dick
FUCK YOU AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS
Finally.. I connected at 9600 via skewl, through inet.
One Liners SUCK!!!!!!!!!!! GET SOME NEW ONES!
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.
fFirst,thank Cod that it's not Fryday.Second,liberate the people,...lett
Spread out before me, a canvas to apply incarnadine paint upon.
fuck all of ya i got a 1.6 go tech engineering!!!
Dontcha hate it when the water splashes back up your ass when you're shitting?
Inless we get thew new PW, its goodbye from ROanoke
What the fuck a trailing world of shit?
Abstinance is good when practiced in moderation.
i'm on the highway to hell.. and i'm going fast.
S'tan hasn't put the Dnyarri music in the transfer section!
has anyone gotten stoned licking an Elvis stamp???
Would you fuckers stop writing one-liners so I can logon faster
Nice life, asshole
The Buffalo Bills will be back in 94.
Godddddddnamn GGraaiinnnn PPPpuunnccchhh!!
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Discontinue use if irritation persists or a rash appears on the skin.
why doesn't corn digest? is it so you can eat it again?
i think it's so the sewer creatures can have something to nibble on.
Why doesn't anyone give _ME_ something to nybble on?
i MULATED THE STICK
Hi there... Wook at all da pwetty
Well, then. . . can I suck on it?
I am so fuckin drunk....... help me!!!!!!!
The Mother Hen is watching...
shit there's a hell of a lot of these things now.
Fuck all you loser M'nts
fuck ill call back later man cheesing gods behind me(trent reznor)papa smurf
how the fuck in norfolk did the hat know where i live satan has a gay triangle
WOULD SOMEONE TURN THAT DAMM
What the fuck is a gay triangle? I am baked
i am fdrunk aoll
La de da... Just felt like adding one...
If it looks like shit....don't step in it
Life sucks shit.
oneliners suck all
Have you ever had one of your limbs severed by a car door?
There may be some delay in becoming pregnant after you stop using oral..sex
not to be used as a fucking LIFE PRESERVER
SATURDAY NIGHT AT 11 PM!!!! BE THERE, OR BE TETRAHEDRAL!!!!