Oneliners
GO to on Saturday, at PM!!!
Oh,thank god,the oneliners were reset...hell going through all those things
They're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho
Oh... I really DIDN'T want to enter one...
Oh YES you did!
Wasting away again in margareta ville. TGIF
How the fuck is Fizz on here?
How the fuck do you think?
Ugg!
I Hate fuckin Mondays!!!!!!
our soul to the Devil...|
SPACE BAR
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Am i beast or am i man. Am i like you. Am i demon. You must know.
sex is not an answer. sex is a question, yes is the answer!
No matter where ya go, there ya are .....
No matter where ya went, there ya were .....
Hopefully it was the bathroom, though...
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
No FUCKING school today! It's
I don't know about you, but I don't FUCK school anyday!!!!!!!!
Satan doesn't know what PEZ candy is!!!
YES! roanoke is back for awhile! weree back on the CBXs
I just wanna go home
I do too know what PEZ is!!
nice keyboard
oh no.... Not again!!!!!
I love unix. You get to MOUNT things and FINGER people!
When your souls on the line then you'll know
What the fuck does that mean? Know what?
What the fuck.. I don't have high ascii!
MIDGITS RULE!!!
Suzanne must !!!
I have seen the light, my soul knows what a line is like man!
geometry man like the square soul is sqaure a man and the lined one goes to
infintity how deep man the light was lisa simpson (no joke i am horny for lisa
))))))) you suck shit!
Well....chicken always right in arguement with grasshoper....
Anyways...so like, virtual reality....blotched perceptiong.....huh?
Man...those last two one liners are fucked up...Zap-wong!
VMS rules!
Who dat say Who dat when I say Who dat?
You people Really need to get a life! (Chris Petersen)
You need to get some odiferous eaters.
I have a couple of lovely coconuts.
God, undergraduates really get on my nerves....
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Blacksburg is not the end of the earth.But on a clear day(we don't have many
,) you can see it from here.
NATIONAL REVIEW IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!! IT'S PEOPLE THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE
RECIPE LIKE THEY SAID!! IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!!
Impeach Clinton!
And her husband too!
well I think that no one should mention the word im in the
Sea Nuggets are made out of people!! Sea Nuggets are people!!!!!!
]]]]]]]]] "I'm gonna get horny looking at her puke, man."
BEATEYSELF WITH A WIFGAMAWONGER! nOWN!
Blacksburg is proof that hell is full and the dead are roming the Earth!!!
Reboot to the head
I FUCKED UP MY CAR!!!!! And was stuck in Hell or a faxsimile (Elliston)
When in Hell are we going to get the eggs from San Francisco?
Cue Balls are made out of people! Cue balls are people!!
^^^^ He has seen Soilent Green one to many times!!! ^^^^
Where do you get off having TITS?
Hey.. I've heard that line before (about tits).. what movie is that from????
"Just One of the Guys" a great movie about androndginy (sp?)
That's right ... OK .. now I remember .. I saw that movie .. it was funny
At least the world is spinning! Howdy (I don't have tits).
Neither do I, but it sure would be fun if I did!
damn... thats a lot of oneliners..
You know, if I had tits, I would never leave the house.
Doesn't it depend on what kind of and what size tits you had?
Maybe a little bit, but if they were big, you could suck 'em.
why does it snow in april????
It is 5 AM and my fucking roommate is snoring (I think I shall kill him now)
Did you kill him? Waht method did you use?
What's up with the Redskins?
There is nothing wrong with masturbating if you use your head.
DING DONG THE SNORER'S DEAD, THE SNORER'S DEAD...
There are few things worth wondering thier worth
When choosing between two evils, I choose the one I haven't done yet.
My Kingdom! My Kingdom, for some sleep!
"No matter where ya go, there ya are"
MAKE IT STOP!
STOP!!! or I'll say STOP AGAIN!!!
stop what, you pansie?
I like to think of myself as a Consciencous Observer version of Ted Bundy
What the fuck are you talking about????
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Ask Helen Keller ......
What's the difference between a chicken (from Hear George)
Back to the tits(having & suckin' on em) would you favor the right or left?
I wouldn't suck the left. because it just wouldn't be the right one!
That's mighty funny .....
I wish every day was chicken patty day at Dietrick...
Dogs crawl under fences...software crawls under Windows!
No Kidding
Flotsam & Jetsam Rule!!! ... get it?
Everybody has cooties; share and share alike! :)
Don't worry.. Oneliners are like babies.. We'll make more.
Life is a shit sandwich, and we're out of bread...
i can prove that having fun is illegal not enough room here post it later
Post it now!
I love tits
Hmm...I love tits, ass, clits, vulva, vagina, mouths, & ears are nice too...
tes girls are just awesome. I would love to do someone so bad right now.
I've been a baaaddd boy!
I've been a good boy, and I still get laid.
Fuck all ya all. I'm God and you all are scum. Kneel and pray. NOW!
My penis' name is Harry, Harry is my friend.
yeah, he is your friend, so is your left hand though.
New Book
what am I doing ??
Enter your oneliner now: (colors work)
This is a color one liner. Happy?
Rosey Palmer is the bestest.. NOT..
Don't make me have to save you!!
I'm not dead! Yes you are.
I come in Peace
FUCK FINALS ----I can't wait for !!!!!!
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Bicostal Bisexual!
Shut up, Spock! we're rescuing you!
SPOCK! We MUST, find a WAY <Shatner dramatic Pause> to escape.
...But, are the master of your domain?
That show was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo funny last night
And God created the Universe, and it has been said to have been a bad idea.
Terror Couple Likk Colonel
We don't need no water, let it burn yo, burn yo, we don't need no water
Life is like a bad joke. You have to be there to get it.
Adios, people!! I'm outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J.K. Mn't
)))))))))))))))) I had fun this year... can't wait til next...