um.... well.... i'm back from where i started... not the womb... but like it
penetrate the womb with a spiked, ribbed, metal condom.
Personally, I think orgasms are a relative thing....
If 6 were 9, i'd lose my mind!
What's 6.9? A good time ruined by a period.... VIC is back!
I hate you fucking freshman!
I'm not a freshman shamu!
uhhhh... we're closed or something
A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
to cross again is not to cross.
Like a Shot of Speedway Methodrine Coming on like a Hot-Head Machine!
was it just me, or did someone actually put shot, coming & head in one sente
Nope, its just you... they really had Speeday, like and machine in one sent.
She's my only teenage Dream...If you know what I Mean!
Love comes in spurts...
Love is a big knuckle-boom loader
Aaaaooorrrreeee...No compre sin visita en porrrrreeee....
Stand up, clip, buckle, shuffle to the door...
Hey you fuckhead.. Unbuckle, pull out, and fuck!
No matter where ya go, there ya are ...
uhhhh.... those were.. other kids...
Intl Cocaine Importers, Inc -- Things go better with coke.
And this just in--truckload of cocaine running up east coast. Party @ 11.
she wore blue . . vel-vet DUM DUM DUM
Michael Jackson molested a little boy? Is michael equipped for that?
Of course. Plastic surgery == prosthetic penis.
And the body electric thrashes on the bathroom wall...
Dandruff is the first sign of insanity
So Head and SHoulders will make you smarter?
no just a little less crazy!
And people won't call you a flake anymore
I want to dmoke stwinkies with porno
How do you cook kidneys? Throw them in a pot and boil the piss out of 'um
Why did the blond smell on the left side? She couldn't find left guard!
^--- Really intelligent statement (uhh... we're closed or something)
"so they treated me like number two."
Do you have to go to graveyards to find somebody to fall in love with.
Unsweetened Soft Drink Mix - Add Sugar
"I never met a beer I didn't drink." -George Wendt (Norm) on CHEERS
can't believe i actually remembered my password!!!!! damn i'm smart!
Hall of Fucking Cheaters!
Uhhh. push the little daisies and make them come up or something...
The Hall of Legends should be called the Hall of Legendary Cheaters!
My eyes shit out lies!
I want number 1 !!!
SHUDDER TO THINK - FRIDAY, EAT AT JOES - BE THERE WITH ME - SUMMERTIME TRAIN
Who put that@!?!?!?? I ONLY KILL... TO KNOW I'M ALIVE... SO WHAT?!
I only kill to know I'm alive!
I PUT THAT, WHO DID YOU THINK? BESIDES *I* ONLY KILL TO KNOW YOU'RE DEAD
Life is Optional, Death is Mandatory.
I am the king of nothing...
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
If I'd known it was harmless I would've killed it myself - Phillip K. Dick
WHAT HAPPENED TO R.E.M.?
you are a figment of my reality.
If they haddn'a done, what I told 'em not to do, then I wouldn't have had to
Where there is madness, there is sanity...where there's pleasure there's pain!
slene is dtunk
You'll pay to kinow what you really think
FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
Jeremy bites wankers!
HEY - We're UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!
tell me why MTV sux.
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME - IS DEAD WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH IT
MTV SUCKS! I AGREE!
that which cannot kill me, tries it's best.
Has anyone seen my detachable penis??
I'VE SEEN IT. SATAN'S MOM HAS IT
Satan's mother?? Wow, that sounds like my last girlfriend!
Jello Biafra wiggles??
Right here, right now..you're all assholes.
Has anyone seen Bob Brisco?
Yeah. Turn around. His dick is stuck in your ass.
Stop In the name of all that which does not suck.
Whip me teenage BABE!
heh heh heh... cool!...heh heh heh.
THIS IS A MOST RADICAL EMPMPIRE TO ALL WHICH IS RADICAL...HEH, THAT WAS COOL
Smile if you want some more.
Say 'hi' to the monkey..the monkey likes you; pet the monkey...ohhh yaaaaahhh.
and here's the cockpit..now have you ever seen a grown man naked little boy?
but red jello dies
Who the fuck cares about Jello!
where did my fucking penis go?!
WELL, WHEN YOU WERE STROKING IT SO HARD, YOU MUST HAVE PUSHED IT BACK IN!?!
I hate oneliners that suck.
SPORK SPORK SPORK!!!
Welcome to Mexico..Asshole!
Worship the Shovel
hey guys hwy uh hello fucking a will someoe chat w/ me
Fuck this man....I'm a pianist for christ's sake.....
He cares about these helpless morals.
If that BITCH does not give my penis back,then she won't speak Russian again
why did i choose to add something, when i don't have anything to say?
Because, you like I wish to feel significant here..............
insignificance gets you spit on, egotism should get you cheap sex.
NO, YOUR MOM GETS ME CHEAP SEX
IF YOU BUILD IT, SOME ASSWIPE WILL JUST FUCK IT UP!!
what the fuck is this shit man?
WIPE THE DAMNED ONELINERS!!!! THERE'S WAAAAYYYYY TOO MANY!!
Marlboros suck. Smoke a Camel!
OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY MUST LIFE BE FILLED WITH SUCH UNENDING TORMENT?
'Cause life sucks... heh heh heh
Does anybody want to fuck me? (232-2881)
WE BRING DEATH!!!!
232-2881--One question are you male or female before I can truly respond
I'd do any girl who's name starts w/ BJ!!!!!!1!!!!
What is with that?? Fuck you? - I hardly even know you.
what the fuck!?? what starts with BJ?? Bjorik?? yeah, you'd fuck that!
I just flew in...and Boy! Are my arms tired!!!
Well try an airplane next time fuckhead!
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
Burning in water, Drowning in Flames!
Are you suffering from hemorroidal flare-ups?
This message has been brought to you by: Rick's Rectal Cleaning
hey fuckhead, it's bjork.... Just Say N2O To Drugs...
OH WHAT A DIFFERENCE A LITTLE DIFFERENCE WOULD MAKE
IF I was Gay I'd fuck the gas station attendant at 7-11!$#@%$
When I come to kill you, Don't Run! You'll just die tired and I'll kill you
I wonder who the hell was in my room last night,who the HELL was in my bed?!
Genocide rulez alot...
GENOCIDE IS K00L!
How do you make holy water? Take some water and boil the hell out of it.
I think it's time to reset the oneliners.
Live life as befitting a sacrifice to the undergods.
This is getting old
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
My ass really fucking hurts.
YES!!!! I WOULD DO BJORK!!!!
THE BEST PART OF RAPING 4 YEAR OLD GIRLS? HEARING THEIR PELVIS CRACK
I meant what I said and I said what I meant, I really am horny, 100 percent.
Horny? Boy, you're not as horny as I am200%
But 100% of me is a whole lot more than 200% of you.
I GAVE YOUR MOM 100% OF ME LAST NIGHT
Your MOM ain't worth 1%, BITCH!!
sure. just post your number and I will be glad to.
What's that ether smell?
These god damn oneliners suck the sweat off a dead yak's balls
Becoming a jedimasterJ BECOME A NINJA MASTER
Pussy, come to Butt-Head
who are we all, or is this just a solipcist nightmare?
damm my first attempt was to long
Don't you fucking look at me!!!
"I got arrested for Fuckin' and Drinkin' too much!"
Beware the dreaded Croco-Stimpy!!!
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"It appeared to me as if in a dream..."
I'M ENJOYING EVERY INCH OF IT
Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!!
Ummmm.... Tastes like Chicken!!!
Don't you mean fish?? I'd say King Salmon or was it raidbow trout??....
Rape me. Rape me, my friend. Rape me. Rape me again.
who the fuck is bob brisco
this must be the real twilight zone
WOW! -|~Çc|Ñaña¿mñ£ÑT sorry.I just learned how to use ascii
schmirnoff's kicks ass!!!
What if the roommate walks in when the handset is up your ass?
Someone stole *MY* joke.. Grrr...
Your momma's so fat,she sat on a quarter & squashed a booger out of George
^^ but what if... no one wants to rape you?
Your momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
This is my gun.There are many like it but this one is mine.-KILL KILL KILL!
MOM! HE RAPED YOU? WELL... AT FIRST. e: ROCKED ON THURS, TMBG TONIGHT
Its my house, & if you don't like it-Get the FUCK out!!.I don't give a fuck
Your mom only has 1 ear tlking bout she wants to hear both sides of the stry
Damn it Jim, get that dildo out of your asshole and steer the ship
They Might Be Giants! - Wheeeeehaw