Oneliners
Push the little daisies and make them come up!
Huh-huh, huh-huh... Oneliners are cool!!!!
Linear Algebra - What a great 8:00 class
^^ who is that??? i am in that 8 am class too (the one with the fro) ZZZZZ
How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?
As many ducks as a chuck could fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks
Oh ya, well EF with lux is a shit load more fun around 8 am
See, I don't fuck with these when they list farther than one screen....
I HAVE NO 8'S, BUT MY ROOMMATE DOES, AND HE WAKES ME UP SHAVING EVERY MORN.
Your mother FUCKS ducks.
'scuse me while i puke and die.
Any girls left on the board?
YOU need help majorly
YOUR MOM IS LEFT ON THE BOARD, BUT SHES TOO BUSY TO TALK NOW
I'm a Pre-Business major (engineering)
I farted...will you be my friend???
Uhhh....We just called onto your BBS, and it exited us straight to the DOS
prompt. Someone could format your harddrive!!!!! (Dumbass)
......... the ducks quack for no one.
TOO BAD SATAN CANT POST HR GEIGER ART WORK FOR A TITLE SCREEN!
Uhhhh I think i just formatted your hard drive <snicker>
What's a SOFT drive then?
Eww.. baby, gimme some of that super Chojin Dick!!!
Uhhh, You mom is soo fat, It takes her two trips to haul ass.
I want to kill someone....but i don't know who it is yet.
ME! ME! Kill ME!
I HAVE A BONSAI TREE, ITS NAME IS EDAKOPPO. I LIKE MY TREE
Uhhhh....huh huh......Uhhh.....huh
pass the poi mohalo
Why stand on a silent platform? - fight the war, FUCK the norm!!!!
I want to kill my roommate...hahahahahah
Muka Laka Hiki, You Know you wanna lay me, pass the poi malia
FUCK ART, LETS KILL
I hate my classes. Can I hire someone to kill my teachers?
My rates are 20 $ per hour to maim teachers, 50 $ per hour to kill them
Someone needs to ice that stupid arrogant bitch, Ms. Lynn Reed!!!!!!
MUST DEFEAT GIANT SPACE CATERPILLAR!!!
god, you college people must be REALLY bored..
Roommates are anal!
Silly is just funny chaos.
JACK SHIT FOR PRESIDENT
HA
HA HA
Note: Your brain capacity: Ø
i turned on the campus channel and saw !!!!
ha I am back
Danzig is cool.. huhu.. huhuhuhuh...
There exist no such thing as Order and Chaos!
We Bring DEATH!
WE BRING DEATH IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS, OR ITS FREE!
If you your roommate, you get a for the year!
Not at virginia tech, buddy. UVA and Colgate but not here...
And even then you must not be responsible for their death.
Depends... Are you male or female?
Enter you oneliner now: (colors work)
I've got a bike; You can ride it - if you like.
... and together we will rule the universe. <whew>
He cares about this helpless mortals. That shall be his undoing
Professor Lux sucks. Uva sucks. tech sucks. too many faggots.
UP YOUR ASS!
She had a chia...so i had to trim it...
I LIKE THIS COLOR...
kjuf drugs rule they are the shit, i like stuff that makes me trip
the mind is a scary place...
THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE..
With ketchup it's not too bad.
Beernuts are cool!
The mind might be a scary place, but it's the best place to be..
FOOLISH MORTAL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If 6 were 9 i'd lose my mind...
Return does abort when adding a oneliner asshole...
You can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
but people won't even touch my hand anymore.
Life is so beautiful and fantastic.......=)
^^^--- That's what you think.
The angle of the dangle is inversly proportional to the heat of the beat
Death to your MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was not optimism, man.....
Death to EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
bOb !?
Hey baby, wanna wrestle? -ROB
women hate me, and men think i am the scum of the earth
Women desire me, and men merely worship me.
Every sperm is sacred...........
I HATE FUCKING LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate lag...
Every sperm is good.................
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT IN CASH, OR SHOULD WE JUST SPANK OUR MONKEYS AGAIN?
I JUST SAW SATAN ON TV... THEY'RE PLAYING ANYTHING FOR MONEY ON VTTV
I wonder if the would show the Waco Video clips?
Spank your own monkey all you want, just don't touch mine!
Hail SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, let's throw ice cubes at Satan.............
I am not going to hell!!
Misogynists! You
College would be real cool if it wasn't for the damn classes
Burning, Burning..I'm still Yearning for your moms Clitoris.
I'm a hick - just look at my name...
Like any of you actually know what "misogynist" means!!!
I wonder how strange brew was???
UH.... IT RULED... ASK LESTAT
Strange Brew was cool...well, the parts I saw were...
Stange Brew has a plot? Next you'll be telling me there were actors in it
Good,....Bad,....I'm the guy with the gun.
I fucking hate this color!!!! Stop it!
NO!... THIS IS MY 'PERSONAL' COLOR, AND I WILL NOT GIVE IT UP!
We're taking over this town!! Step aside for the Cowboys From !!!!
I hate THIS color
Fucking Mud Addicts in my fucking room, get off my computer bitch!
Hand fishing is not a crime!
Hellooooooo Nurse!
Hellooooooo Pixie!!!
Hellooooooo Satan!!!
Hellooooooo ?????
Hellooooooo Eh?
MR ALPHABET SAY'S "SMILE LIKE A WEASEL"
Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!
You Can't!!! It's my world! Mine, mine, Alllllll Mine!!!
Animaniacs rule
She is the Meatwoman, and she sucks!
Meatwoman sucks my dick, so fuck off...
Meatwoman sucks MY dick; If i catch her with anyone else you're both dead.
Meatwomen love beef jerkey!
KILL FENRIS WOLF! THAT FUCKING HACKER!
Covered with hope and Vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine
I'm not a hacker. Really.
I don't want the World..............I just want your half.
There's only one thing that I really do well & that is whistling in the dark
Great hum jobs involve Beethoven's Fifth.
WHEN MADNESS DESCENDS, only the MAD will be rational
Thus is life.....as such it sucks.
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from trans-sexual transylvania.
Who did I borrow money from?
THIS SUCKS... ISN'T IT TIME TO RESET THESE YET?
The terminal prog in Windows sux a lot
Hail Mary, full of grace, help me blow this G>D> place
Fire! heh heh . BUT NO MORE FUCKING ALARMS!
say it- fucking say it God Damned
Lets do the time warp again!!!!
you are not what you own
?
God blessed hobbits on crack!
Return does abort when fucking Satan's Mom...
... but a rusty coathanger does
No. That's only AFTERWARDS.
i always liked a beer afterwards
i liked my dad afterwards
Vroom, diggy diggy!!!
fuck screw bone 69 mash dick ball hump anal job your mother girlfriend sister
Mother fuckin', tit-suckin, two-balled bitch.
i have lost my faith in humanity as a whole and you in specific.
YOU SUCK!
Yes
I LIKE PHISH
I like to swim!
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOMS FICHY SMELLY CUNT AND RIP HER LIPS APART
We want to swim - SWIM.... we want to swim - SWIM
deaths caused by hydroplaning busses are cool
you guys're selfish inconsiderate pieces of bloody aids infected pussy hairs
Whats up his ass??? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU'RE UP HIS ASS.... WHOA, SATAN'S GOT BACK
your mother's left inner lip is dripping with my cum!!!
who thinks that 'fenris wolf' isn't really human?
you are a big piece of shit oozing from my asshole
may you all burn in hell
Who thinks that Fenris Wolf won't be back next semester...
Mother!
i want satans penis in my asshole!!!!!
Can I post ten thousand backspaces or line kills?
A mime is a terrible thing to taste. Unless you use a little BBQ sauce.
I hope Fenris Wolf is having fun on CSUGRAD (snicker)
who wants to kill fenris wolf. get in line. first come, first shoot.
Dude, let me tie him up and we'll all take turns kicking him
i wish for every bloody crustacean to lick my slimy balls
Erase these damn one-liners!
Got to have kaya now
Jesus saves!
Tie a piece of buttered toast the the back of a cat & drop it. What happens?
YOUR MOM EATS BOTH OF THEM BEFORE THEY CAN HIT THE GROUND
Jesus sucks!
jesus saves rabid poodles from certain damnation.
Jesus wept.......
I wept..... (you say I have a god complex...I AM GOD)
Broken-down Jesus with a taste for trash...
chode
I KNOW WHY JESUS WEPT MOTHERFUCKER
i know why the eagle dies, for i too have touched the sky.
Never lick an envelope after you've just eaten Oreos .....
Admidt that you are sinners, embrace Jesus as your lord and save your souls
Life sucks..then you die...and go to hell
I ain't sucked cheese and rice today! uuuhh hunh hunh!
Cool..my roommate is out of the room for the first time in 2 weeks!
will you whitewash my dark and empty mind
You want my advice? Kiss the devil and eat the worm.
Satan and evil are real, don't joke about them, accept Jesus as your Lord
my mom is fucking lord... -Satan
is lord enjoying it, or is he trying to squirm out from under her?
There's gotta be something sacrelig about all this.
They lied to me...........
Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red.
Thanks for coming out ...
Rap at 9:00 A.M. definitely SUCKS and those responsible should DIE
Your suffering will be legendary...even in Hell!
Your mama smells so funky that Secret told on her!!!!!
The language of spite is in all our mouths.. spit out more vomit.
Jerk Me off till I CUM!!!!!
I wanna get high, sooo high
will you raise me up..just enough to let me fall! All I ask, is enough rope
Legalize it...so I can advertize it.
It's fozzy bear! er now: (colors work) XStop killing me!X
When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out
Somebody reset it, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
NO, WAIT A FEW MORE WEEKS
Damn...enough oneliners?
LOVE JESUS, BUTTLOVE JESUS
And then you suck on the Devil's cock and cum in the name of the Lord
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
guys.. these are going until next year.. just thought you wanted to know...
Well if they are going till next year then I guess I might as well add one!
M.J. Rules!!!!!!!!
Glad i missed the Vilent Femmes.
Glad you know how to spell.
spelling is a sign of a sick mind.
Admit you are jesus, embrace sinners
doG pihsrow tsum uoy hidden Christian messages.
ALL CHRISTIAN BASTARDS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus Rules! blatent Christian messages
Cops come and take my crops
Kublai Khan's Pleasure Dome is now open for Business!!!
God is king.
LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD
MODIFY RATE 9600
Why you wanna call vtls ^^^^ ??? (LSD rules all)
ewewaa ah Turn off the Devil Music!
......and turn on some Misfits!
would some one give me some balls to lick??????????
only if you bite them off afterwards.
Free Snoop Dogg!
When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things
as they truly are, infinite.
I'm having too much fun with these fire alarms.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
How many Boards would the Mongol's Hordes got Board?
Six-hundred and sixty-six
Rasta you are a MORON!
Hey I was reading a really long story and I got kicked off!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop! Stop! Stop!
eat more balogne!!!!!!!!!!
Death is inherent in every facet of life
INCREASE THE ENTROPY.. DIE IN MADNESS
run away, its the DEA!
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Letters suck
I WANT TO EAT A PUSSY WHILE FUCKING AN ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i never will do either of those, but i don't care.
Watch out for Bulldozers.
NO MORE OF THESE!!!
Please Remove The FUCKING ONE-LINERS
Clear these Damn Things.
I will tear your soul apart!
hey, reset these dumb things
I recommend amputation.
Good Idea, kill the one-liners
HEY, I DIDN'T WRITE THAT...
ahh...the suffering...the sweet suffering.
kill all suicidal people...they'll love you for it!
JESUS RULES & ALL SATANS AND DEMONS MUST BOW BEFORE HIM AS LORD AND SAVIOR!!
I'll second that.
space aborts listing these
I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT SUCK
SATAN RULES AND ALL JESUS' DISCIPLES MUST BOW BEFORE HIM AS LORD AND SAVIOR!
Dude, it's I DON'T LIKE THAT SUCKS . What are you, a dumbass?
two-and-a-half weeks.....what a fucking joke...