Oneliners
Fuck off.
Fuck on.
The Fucker.
Mother once loved me. Than she ate turpentine.
Turpentine sucks.. huhuh.. huhuh... This is the first drunk oneliner.
here's a chainsaw.... FIND SOME MEAT.
Give the nice PAISLEY horsey a sugarcube.
oneliners and the fags who write them suck
hey... you wrote one, so your a fag. huhuh.. huuh... That's pretty cool.
learn how to spell, freak, ^^ it's you're not your ... dumbass
That's right, it's my dumbass.
Who be talkin bout my dumb ass?
Why does it matter? It's still a dumbass.
Who the fuck would want a smart ass - then it would KNOW it was full o shit
ALRIGHT, THE PLASMA RIFLE LETS GO KICK SOME ASS
What the H E L L has a plasma rifle got to do with dumbasses??????
yY
Whoever made strech pants larger than a medium should be shot!!
WELL, YOU COULD GET SHOT IN YOUR DUMBASS WITH IT....
I AM A DUMBASS
Shut the fuck up!
You are mistaken citizen. No one is screaming.
When will this fucking weather warm up???
yesterday
tomorrow
Eat my nutsack jam!
I came here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum...
LIFE SUCKS -- DO ME
No .... YOU suck
horses can suck well, but hamsters wiggle...
FUCK YOU MAN!
I want high voltage rock and roll
does anyone want to eat ME?
no
I wouldn't eat you if you were coated in pure heroin... asshole
I would love to eat you raw!!!!
Well, my mother always tols me to eat everything on my plate.....
Well, your moyher always told me to eat her........
Lick Balls!
FUCK ME, THEN.
I'll fuck you, bend over this here chair\
Go fuck yourself.
WE PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!!!!!
Anyone got SPAM?
Can't we all just get along?
I AM YOUR |02Leader!!
i like traffic lights....
fuck you all
EAT ASS!
Great one-liner there!
Sushi Mooshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .............. (translated = Yes I Ammmmmmmmmmmm)
what the hell is going on here? too much sensory input divide by zero error
lick the sweat off my balls.
Suck the bunny on the left hand side...
It's my belief that my big ball should be held here tonight.
You can hold my big balls here tonight
Let's not make another fucking long ass one-liner list again!!!!!!!!
Why not? I kinda FUCKING....well, actually, you are right....this sucks.
Fucking long ass one-liner lists are cool!!!
Your mom is cool
+++AT S0=1
Your mom is fuckin' freezing cold frigid ice-cube TV-dinner snow-cone cool!
If it matters, I would die. Death is my best friend.
FAT HARRY WOMEN MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND
Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks ....
there are no women -- just transvestites.
Penguins is practically chickens