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The LAST fucking oneliner list....EVER!!!
OH! THE GUILT!
NI!
Ant there was much rejoicing! *yay*
leave his miserable existence. He hated his job, school, girls, everything.
YYYYEEEESSS./....a new
She turned me into a newt.......
I Got better.....BURN her anyway!
What is your favorite color ..... blue .... no, yellow .... BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I am arthur, King of the Britians
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
King of the Who????
perceive the world in a new, vivid light, which he'd call 'Pedro'. 'Pedro
walked to the grocery store, on the way to the store, he ran into into a
cop and summarily killed him with his pocketknife
smoke crack and die
I'm not an actor, but I play one on tv
Ordinary morality is for ordinary people
smoke a blunt laced with crack. He enjoyed it so much he
see what was the most potent combination of his favorite drugs. He mixed:
sulphuric acid, radiator fluid, and kool-aid.
eat his unborn children
Let me jerk off in your ear so you can hear me comin'...
quit trying to write his story. So instead he decided that he would try
fuck Suzanne's mom up the ass. When he shoved his dick into her, he was
cut his intake of drugs down to only a few hits a day. He tried this for
screw large furry animals. but smomeone caught him and.....
If you were as drunk as I am, yoiur roomate would be pukjing.....
If you were as high as I am, your hall would be stoned....
this sux!
If you were as stupid as I am, you....uhhh....uuhhh...something
scratch my butt, Fucko! Huh huh, huh huh hu..
Fuck my butt scratcho! heh ehe eheh eh ehhhe
WANTED: young, horny woman with who I can have sex with at any time
RECEIVED: your sister
I have fresh salmon and cake in my pants...
YUM! Creamed red snapper with cherries! Can't wait to taste that...
How'd it get there?
up yer ass
Genocide is kinda nifty.
My programme is as buggy as Dietrick's kitchen!!!!
Kitchen of food?
Your're not drunk if you can still hang on to the floor and not fall of!!!
These oneliners need some colour!!!
is FUCKING YOU INSANE
Who the fuck fucked the fucking oneliners up?e comin
Yesssss! OH Yessss!
her pussy was tight it turned my dick into a diamond
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM!!!!
The last list SUCKS
I come from the realm of Chinchilla the Loud.You shall bow before me.Eat my
I got a BEEEEEGGGG boner.
YAY!!! it's FIXED!!!!
If ya can't beat 'em, back up an' mortar the hell outta 'em!
I want to fuck you mom on a stick
glad to see you fixed this
& thru the meth mist I look down...the family dog sucking my dick...hi mom!
If you see Kay, tell her I'll be home at six. (F-U-C-K, get it?)
2n
They won't let me into heaven, and hell's too afraid I'll take over...
FUCK GOD FUCK GOD FUCK EVERYONE FUCK YOU FUCK ME FUCK JESUS FUCK THE WORLD
Now you've got one heavenly disease.
Why do they call it a blow-job, 'cause it sucks...
Santiago sucks blood out of dicks cause he is a gay vampire!
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm.
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas!
Cum to me...i want to suck your blood.
I came here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta ass...
i won't jesus to cum in my mouth
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyny
Personoally I think Earth was just another of God's many fuckups
NO ASSHOLE, YOU ARE.
This BBS rocks...and I kick ass...you all sucks
No your fucking mother licks hot assholes bitch!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are too many nerdy people in here.
Santiago likes guys.
The more people I meet, the more ammo I need...
Santiago drinks hot CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blowjobs are a great cure for a headcold. The blood rushes out of your head.
Candace Sanders is a fucking whore! Call her up and see for yourself!
What's Candace Sanders' phone number and address? I'll call her!
Worship your own god in your own way... be happy
FLASHBACK! HATE HER! FLASHBACK!
I don't worship a god - I am my own fuckin' God!
YES!!!! God has given up on us all...give in to Satan. He'll save us. >=)
Her number is 2-5209!
Dear God, please make me lord of all which is evil, amen.
Satan sucks my dick!
Dre is the man! You will all get down and suck his big fucking dick!
If Satan sucks your dick, does God swallow?
save the world man. like peace.
Fucking copycats driving and parking on sidewalks...we started that. Fuckers!
Candace Sanders is a dirty whore!
On Earth As It Is In Hell ... R.I.P.