I want to rip my teeth out one at a time with rusty pliers.
ACHILLES #438
ALLANON #119
APACHE #840
BARKINDOG #409
BLACK DRAGON #707
BLUE FALCON #573
CHINAMAN #684
COL SANDERS #469
DARKNESS #279
DET ONDE #481
DIGITAL UNDERGROUND #861
DRE #671
FREDDY #631
GUMBY #718
HARRY FREER #905
HAYWIRE #596
ISEMAN #860
KILLJOY #676
ME #592
PHETE #826
SEAGRAM #16
SHABBA #801
SHUTTERBUG #87
SLIMY #895
SNOOPY #851
SNOWBALL #396
VOLKEN #473
ZAPHOD #323
ZIGGY #593
I want to rip my BALLS out one at a time w/rusty pliers.
ALADDIN #404
BILLY BOB #702
BLACKICE #390
BLACKSHEEP #831
BOBCAT #411
BONO SMITH #806
BUCK #714
BUNDA #829
CHUCKY #402
CRITTER #802
CROW #637
DANZIG #15
DR BYTE #392
ECSTACY #881
FORKMAN #549
GED #527
GRIMMY #230
KANDOR #25
KIRCHHOFF #813
LARS #640
LATENT IMAGE #582
LORD BRITISH #377
LUCIFER SAM #674
LUKE #555
MCFLY #139
NEWTON #416
NORM #429
NOSTRADAMUS #536
PETTU #890
POINTY BIRD #825
PUG #878
RANGER #558
ROGER THE SHRUBBER #760
ROLLINS #655
SHADOWPHAX #415
SHECKY #495
SLAYER #36
STILETTO #9
STONE COLD #632
STRIKER #830
THE ALASKAN SHADOW #859
THE BASTARDS NUTS #658
TURBO #437
WALDO #641
WISEMAN #585
WYNL #672
I want to jump off a building.
BLACKDOG #608
CHRIS #571
DESERT ROSE #621
FEUERGESANG #442
GAND #883
MAGNUS #525
PHOENIX #483
REAPER #436
SALSA #289
SPLIT INFINITY #340
THE BLACK KNIGHT #76
THE DEVIL #896
THRASHER #34
TOMMY THE CAT #18
TROLLKING #485
TWINKYMAN #901
VIRGINISLANDER #764
A shot in the head is good enough for me.
ADF #335
ASUDEM #465
AUSTEN AMACKER #455
BAJABUG #638
CHUCK #382
COITUS #116
CORROSIVE ASSASSIN #11
CRISPY #335
DARK STAR #675
DEAD POET #464
DR MALPRACTICE #312
DUMBASS #311
FORD PREFECT #502
GENE SIMMONS #23
GLITCH #542
GROG #46
JAKE #324
JIMI HENDRIX #474
JOHN PROPHET #766
KONAN #216
KUDOS #401
LAXMAN #904
LEESON #842
LIET KYNES #432
LIGHT-BEARER #524
LITTLE MILTON #743
LOCKJAW #452
MATILDA #518
NIGEL #329
OX #680
PYRO #106
Q-STICK #360
Q-TIP #376
ROACH #419
ROADRUNNER #359
RUGGER #380
SEX BANDIT #309
SHADOW MASTER #847
STEVE FITZNICENTITE #887
SYLVESTER #136
TANIS #374
THE DEFILER #425
TURBOMAN #398
VADER #910
XCALIBRA #444
ZOSO #261
Me? I'm a homosexual and I'll be able to adopt!!!!!
BACKFIRE #313
CYBER CHRIST #277
DICK HERTZ #613
DOS #716
EXELSIOR #275
GENOCIDE #37
GIZZARD #472
J #69
JAVI #253
LUCIAN #220
MOHAM #400
MR. JOSHUA #903
POOH1 #333
SPACEMAN #185
THE JER-MAN #454
THE MASTER #873
VIC #134
VICTORY CABAL #666
WEAZEL #94
YELLOW POWER #664
I love the environment.Maybe I can recycle Al Gore's head.
ACES HIGH #338
ACID #695
ADOLF #795
ANKST #646
APOCALYPSE #393
APOLLO #723
BEAST #339
BILL THE CAT #407
BRONZED #828
BURNOUT #598
CAPTAIN RON #844
CARLOS #388
CHEECH #343
CHIC #386
CHUM #639
COOL #783
COUGHDROP #147
CROSSMAN #449
DALI #554
DATALORE #427
DEADHEAD #371
DEATH LORD #917
DEEP #625
DINGALING #912
DR. ZOD #93
DRAGONBANE #456
DRAGONSBANE #818
DRAN #623
DRIZZIT #494
DUMBAS #441
EN #880
ENDER #406
FAYAZ QURESHI #418
FENRIS WOLF #10
FLOYD #218
FORGETFU #272
FUNGUS #361
GALEN #124
GALEN REYNOLDS #314
GENESIS #786
GEORGE BUSH #20
GFILIPPI #855
GOLAN #741
HADU #870
HERB #697
HURCULES #923
HURRICANE #603
IRON MAN #394
ISABOL #648
ITALIAN STALLION #62
J. GUMBY #578
JANE #564
JESPER #519
JESS #843
JESUS OF NAZARETH #491
JEWISH NAZI #445
JIMMIE #899
JOE BLOW #900
JOURNEYMN #897
KAMAKIZE #344
KID SPAG #466
KIWIDOG #893
KNOBBY #876
LAB TECH #326
LIMEJELLO #849
LIVERWIZ #894
LOU #334
LUCIFER #105
LUCY #816
MAC #575
MADWAND #29
MARBH #867
MAVERICK #504
MAXIMILLION #117
MAZIMBA #337
MCRICK #692
MHURD #403
MICKEY #769
MIDD #738
MONGOOSE #385
MORTAL SIN #320
MR TIBBS #321
MUD #793
N #914
NATAS #628
NUKE PROOF #247
PHANTOM LORD #622
PHATE #332
PHLEGM #884
PING #358
PITT #785
POGUE MAHONE #92
RAIDER #59
RAISTLIN #283
RASTA #328
REBEL #845
RYAN #670
SCOOTER #836
SHADOWMAN #875
SHELTER #651
SHOOTER #232
SIMON JESTER #633
SIREN #308
SLEDGE HAMMER #250
SNIPER #215
SPAWN #767
ST. STEPHEN #50
STARMAN #550
SUGAR MAGNOLIA #688
SWEETCHUCK #616
SWIFTWIND #355
TERMINATOR #201
THE FATMAN #492
THE GURU #609
THE KOW #885
THE OMEGA MAGICIAN #693
THE SALVADOR #44
THE SMEGHEAD #837
THE ZOOKEEPER #461
THIEF #602
TIGGER #32
TIM COLVIN #832
TRIP SHAKESPEARE #348
TUMMIGUMMI #57
UNDERDOG #500
VITAMIN C #468
WATHALL #710
WHIFF #240
WHIP #482
WILLOW #387
WISHBRINGER #73
ZEN #841
ZERO #790
ZZYZZX #206
Could that last question be considered treason?
AAHZ #231
AL #363
BIG BRI #453
BLACKHAWK #871
CHYROS #820
COUNT ZERO #778
CROSSOVER #856
DEN #457
DIRK GENTLY #470
DOSE #529
DRAGON III #489
DRYMAN #475
FALLEN ANGEL #711
FATAL CLAM BONER #863
FLY AGARIC #614
FRIZZLE FRY #405
G #815
HARVESTER OF SORROW #629
HODAN #852
HOPPERS #919
IKUO TANAKA #480
JASON B. #378
JIZZ #545
KATAR HOL #421
LANCELOT #605
LINK THE TRIUNE #55
LLAMA #539
LONGHAIR #424
MACMAN #331
MARINER #203
MASHER #426
MEPHISTOPHELES #891
METTABLE #256
NEWBIE #822
NIDORG #797
NUNYA #660
OUROBORUS #560
PHAEDRUS #317
PHSSTHPOK #395
Q #176
QUAID #211
RICH #490
RUN DMC #920
SALLY #367
SATAN #1
SCROTUM #330
SHAI'TAN #669
SIGHT #902
SKITTLE #280
SKYLAR YOUNGBLOOD #477
SPOCK #478
SQUIRT #630
THE GRIM REAPER #365
TIGRESS #165
TM #300
TOM SAWYER #63
TRAVELLER #869
UNCLE BUCK #187
WOLFBOY #652
YELLOWBEARD #833
I think I'll live...I just don't *WANT* to...
ABERDEEN ANGUS #446
ALBERT BELLE #410
ANDY O #559
ANTIWOLF #754
AVATAR #617
BASSMAN #566
BATTLE ANGEL #379
BEAVER #373
BEAVIS #450
BEAVISS #463
BONG MAN #612
BUCK'IN #498
BURNT #319
CANNABIS #683
CASANOVA #757
CHESHIRE KATT #5
CLYDE #447
DAN #544
DARK DANTE #810
DATA STORM #906
DOC ZOOM #41
DR. FEELGOOD #80
ERDRICK #462
EXCALIBER #662
EXODUS #517
FALCONS #349
FLIPSYD #552
FLOYDSTER #701
FOOTLONG #556
FOZZI #583
FRED #414
FTP #898
FUFAFUCK CLAUS #342
GARTH #236
GIDEON #656
GIZNAD #278
GORGEOUS 1 #381
GREEN #460
GWALCHMEI #740
HARPER #563
HAWKEYE #488
HEAD #731
HOKIEGEEK #238
HOMER #484
HUMPHERY #824
HURL #624
JOEY #752
KAM #908
KATRYNA #511
KEVIN #166
KMITCH #131
LADY SHARON #812
LAZARUS #626
LAZARUS LONG #443
LES JR. #368
LINGUS #307
LINUS #370
LOCKSMITH #713
LONGSHOT #780
MAD MARQUIS #647
MAGIC MIST #2
MALACLYPSE #486
MASTER OF TIME #682
MAX MAN #523
MCOOL #811
MEOW #123
MILAMBER #916
MOLESTED BY CRUSTACEANS #208
MONU-MENTAL #591
MOREL #874
MP #838
MR LACADO #636
MR. COFFEE #568
MR. FIZZ #322
MR. KNOWITALL #19
MUNCHIE MAN #65
NEMESIS #197
NEVETS #467
NIGHTHAWK #796
NOSFERATU #434
NOWHEREMAN #577
OAKLEY #497
PLA #514
PROF #389
PROZAC #569
RABID FROG #584
RAD LAD #85
RAJMAN #167
RAT #677
RED OCTOBER #33
RISING STAR #779
SABURRAE #610
SAMANTHA #369
SANTIAGO #471
SCOUT #133
SELENE #354
SEVENTH SON #448
SHADE #315
SHADOWSPAWN #620
SHORTY #543
SICKO #433
SLARTI #846
SLICK RICK #649
SLIM #111
SLUGGO #372
SOLARMAN #24
SPICOLLI #717
STAN #819
STEALTH #431
STIMPY #557
STIPE #318
SUPERFUZZ #501
SWITCH #292
SWORD #383
TECH RAT #207
THE BOSS #634
THE HUNGRY HIPPO #604
THE MANIC DEPRESSION #435
THE MARLBORO MAN #509
THE PAINTED ZEBRA #408
THOR #194
TRISTESSA #821
UNCLE FRAN #877
VEG #615
VENDETTA #599
WARLOCK #834
WILD ONE #521
WILDTHING! #375
WOLF #284
ZARATHUSTRA #854
ZERKOWITZ #744