How much shit would you eat for $1 Million? (50k interest@yr!!)

How much shit would you eat for $1 Million? (50k interest@yr!!)
TOTAL: 223
Just a quick lick                                       57 (25.56%)
A nibble                                                 7  (3.14%)
Two small nibbles                                        3  (1.35%)
A bite                                                  10  (4.48%)
Two bites                                                3  (1.35%)
a Scrumptuos gulp                                        4  (1.79%)
a little shit-ball                                       5  (2.24%)
a BIG shit-ball                                          4  (1.79%)
a huge piece                                             2  (0.90%)
2 huge pieces                                            7  (3.14%)
a toilet-bowel full                                      3  (1.35%)
a Pritchard toilet-bowel full                            5  (2.24%)
a Lamda Horizons toilet-bowel full                      13  (5.83%)
Hell, I'd do it for free!                               28 (12.56%)
THAT'S SICK!  I would eat no shit, for any sum of $$$!  72 (10.31%)

Just a quick lick
          AGASSI #302
          ALEX #40
          BLACK SHARK #54
          CHAMELEON #143
          CHARON #281
          CHESHIRE KATT #5
          COOL RAUL #269
          CROSSBOLT #146
          DANZIG #15
          DARKNESS #279
          EGGY #172
          FASTBALL #260
          FENRIS WOLF #10
          FROG2 #211
          GIL #245
          GROO #178
          HAMMET #142
          HANNIBAL LECTOR #109
          HELLION #83
          HOBBES #200
          INSIDIOUS GNOS #217
          KEVIN #166
          KMITCH #131
          LADY BITCH #301
          LORD DEGAN #242
          LYNYRD SKYNYRD #196
          MACGYVER #272
          MAXWELL #164
          NECK NODDER #212
          NEMESIS #197
          NEY #221
          RAIDER #59
          RAISTLIN #283
          RANGOR #252
          RED OCTOBER #33
          RED WING #304
          REESES #241
          SALADIN #251
          SCORPIO1 #14
          SEAGRAM #16
          SHADOW #234
          SHEKKI #204
          SLAYER #36
          SLIM #111
          SOLARMAN #24
          SPEEDAEMON #110
          STILETTO #9
          THE BEAR #171
          THE DOC #137
          THE VETTESTER #235
          TIGRESS #165
          TUMMIGUMMI #57
          UFO #290
          VORPAL BUNNY #184
          WHIFF #240
          WINDSHIELD #66
          ZAP #249
A nibble
          LINK THE TRIUNE #55
          MONGO #38
          OKONKWO #208
          OUTLAW #224
          SHAMUS #163
          TM #300
          ZOSO #261
Two small nibbles
          DR. FEELGOOD #80
          SHOOTER #232
          TOM SAWYER #63
A bite
          BAD BOY #288
          DRAGONFLY #179
          FLASHFIRE #58
          FLUKHED #233
          GIZNAD #278
          MAGICK #189
          NUKE PROOF #247
          SATAN #1
          SHEEZMINE #74
          THE PHUNGUS #96
Two bites
          PETE ROCK #138
          RUFUS #218
          STRAY TOASTER #7
a Scrumptuos gulp
          DINGBAT #120
          HOKIEGEEK #238
          PIPER #270
          SOLAR BLUE #128
a little shit-ball
          DIRTY JOYCE #79
          JAVI #253
          MAX HYE #8
          VIC #134
          XXXXX #168
a BIG shit-ball
          CABLE #268
          COITUS #116
          SHADOW HAWK #108
          SLUSH PUPPY #226
a huge piece
          PHI CHI #287
          YODA #174
2 huge pieces
          CAMDEN #127
          CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT #155
          GALEN #124
          KANDOR #25
          SAILOR #255
          SHAFT #159
          SMEDLEY #119
a toilet-bowel full
          GLYDER #183
          MAPES #22
          THOR #194
a Pritchard toilet-bowel full
          DUPRE #48
          G-FORCE #65
          PAAAT #237
          SYLVESTER #136
          WEAZEL #94
a Lamda Horizons toilet-bowel full
          BOMBER #115
          BOX #31
          GOLLUM #157
          HAWK HUNTER #44
          ITALIAN STALLION #62
          J #69
          LEMMINGS ! #151
          OLAF #170
          PHANTOM #259
          RATT #126
          SCOUT #133
          SMOKEY #299
          THE NYMPHO PENGUIN #199
Hell, I'd do it for free!
          ALICE COOPER #230
          ANTI-BOB #132
          BABA BOOEY #53
          BOOGLEY #192
          CATCHER #67
          CRIMSON GHOST #49
          DICK HEAD #239
          DR. CONARTIST #182
          ENCINO MAN #150
          GARTH #236
          GENOCIDE #37
          HELLRAKER #26
          JACK DANIALS #294
          KLYDE1 #93
          LENNY #156
          LUCIAN #220
          LUCIFER #105
          PEACE #254
          REXX #181
          SHUTTERBUG #87
          SILVER SABLE #77
          SOT-OGOTH #71
          ST. STEPHEN #50
          SUPER CAT #227
          TECH RAT #207
          TERMINATOR! #148
          UNCLE BUCK #187
          WARRIOR #113
THAT'S SICK! I would eat no shit, for any sum of $$$!
          ACE #248
          AIKMAN #160
          ALIEN #149
          AMAD #206
          APOCOLYPSE #140
          BANANA MAN #135
          BLORT #210
          BOB #209
          CC #293
          CHAMELEON#1 #298
          CLEAVER #78
          DARK PHEONIX #125
          DOB #291
          EXILE #144
          FLAGG #28
          FLUCO #180
          GEORGE BUSH #20
          GODDESS #103
          GODFATHER #213
          GROG #46
          JOHN THE FISHERMAN #11
          KHRISAHL #158
          KONAN #216
          LEMP #303
          LINGUS #307
          LITTLE BUDDHA #35
          MACHINEHEAD #60
          MADWAND #29
          MAGIC MIST #2
          MARILYNN #123
          MARINER #203
          MATRIX #102
          MAXIMILLION #117
          MCFLY #139
          METTABLE #256
          ONION #244
          ORION #262
          PHENGLI KAI #52
          PIGME #198
          PROFESSOR X #175
          PUSSYCAT #186
          PYRO #106
          Q #176
          RAD LAD #85
          RAJMAN #167
          ROCKETMAN #173
          RONIN #306
          SALSA #289
          SARGON MACOD #122
          SIREN #308
          SKITTLE #280
          SLEDGE HAMMER #250
          SNIPER #215
          SOLTAN GRIS #286
          STINGRAY #258
          SWAMP MONSTER #118
          SWITCH #292
          SYBER #267
          TARDIS11 #205
          THE BLACK KNIGHT #76
          THE GATEKEEPER #264
          THE GODFATHER #82
          THE PIPER #229
          THRASHER #34
          TIGGER #32
          TIM #295
          TIPPY #202
          TITUS #274
          TOMMY THE CAT #18
          VIXEN #162
          WISHBRINGER #73
          WOLF #284