Compiled by:

Kevin Treu                              Eric Jorgensen               

Airing  Prod.   Original
Number  Number  Airdate         Episode Title, synopsis

*** Season #1 ***

1       1       09/30/82        "Give Me a Ring Sometime" (Pilot, Premiere 1)
                                After being stood up at Cheers, Diane accepts
                                Sam's offer to be a waitress.

2       2       10/07/82        "Sam's Women"
                                Diane forces Sam to examine his preference
                                for dating beautiful but brainless women.

3       4       10/14/82        "The Tortelli Tort"
                                Carla gets into an altercation with a New
                                York Yankees fan.

4       5       10/21/82        "Sam at Eleven"
                                A local sportswriter interviews Sam, but
                                the story is bumped off the air.

5       7       10/28/82        "The Coach's Daughter"
                                The coach tells his daughter that he doesn't
                                approve of her boyfriend.

6       8       11/04/82        "Any Friend of Diane's"
                                Sam is talked into a date by one of Diane's
                                former classmates.

7       13      11/11/82        "Friends, Romans, and Accountants"
                                Sam agrees to help Norm hold a private
                                "toga" party.

8       6       11/18/82        "Truce or Consequences"
                                Diane realizes Carla has made a fool of her
                                by making her believe a lie about Sam.

9       10      11/25/82        "Coach Returns to Action"
                                Sam asks the coach's new girlfriend for a date.

10      9       12/02/82        "Endless Slumper"
                                Sam is sought for advice by a star pitcher
                                from the Boston Red Sox.

11      3       12/09/82        "One for the Book"
                                Diane becomes the romantic object of a
                                would-be priest.

12      12      12/16/82        "The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One"
                                Diane makes everyone mad when she exposes a
                                customer who has been telling wonderful
                                stories of his World War II spy exploits.
                                But then she follows the dejected fellow out
                                of the bar to try and make amends.

13      16      01/06/83        "Now Pitching, Sam Malone"
                                A jock-loving, man-hungry talent agent
                                convinces Sam he's star material, while Diane
                                tries to warn him about her real motives.

14      11      01/13/83        "Let Me Count the Ways"
                                The demise of her cat puts Diane in a funk.

15      14      01/20/83        "Father Knows Last"
                                Carla reveals that she is pregnant.

16      15      01/27/83        "The Boys in the Bar"
                                Sam is in for a few surprises when he throws
                                a party for a friend.

17      17      02/10/83        "Diane's Perfect Date"
                                Things take an ominous turn when Sam and Diane
                                agree to find perfect dates for each other.

18      19      02/17/83        "No Contest"
                                Sam enters Diane in the Miss Boston Barmaids
                                contest.  With a guest appearance by
                                Tip O'Neill.

19      18      02/24/83        "Pick a Con... any Con"
                                The gang wants in when Sam plots to sting a
                                flim-flam man who has been conning Coach at

20      20      03/03/83        "Someone Single, Someone Blue"
                                To help her mother cash in on the inheritance
                                decreed in her father's will, Diane agrees to
                                a temporary marriage with Sam.

21      21      03/24/83        "Show Down" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Sam is chagrined when his brother captivates
                                everyone at Cheers.

22      22      03/31/83        "Show Down" (Part 2 of 2, Finale 1)
                                Sam's older brother proposes marriage to Diane.

*** Season #2 ***

23      23      09/29/83        "Power Play" (Premiere 2)
                                Sam and Diane announce that their romance is on

                                at last, but things do not go smoothly.

24      25      10/13/83        "Little Sister, Don't Cha"
                                Carla's younger sister takes her place at
                                Cheers and decides to go after every man in
                                the place.

25      27      10/20/83        "Personal Business"
                                Carla accuses Sam of playing favorites just
                                because of his relationship with Diane.  Diane
                                is incensed when a prospective employer is
                                only after her body.

26      24      10/27/83        "Homicidal Ham"
                                Diane makes the mistake of trying to help an
                                ex-con with his dream of becoming an actor.

27      28      11/03/83        "Sumner's Return"
                                Diane's former boyfriend reappears on the
                                scene hoping to rekindle his relationship
                                with her.

28      29      11/10/83        "Affairs of the Heart"
                                Carla decides to begin an affair with a bar
                                patron who has a secret heart condition.

29      32      11/17/83        "Old Flames"
                                Dave bets Sam that he can break up Sam and
                                Diane in 24 hours.

30      26      11/24/83        "Manager Coach"
                                Sam and Diane try to get the coach to lighten
                                up when he becomes obsessed with managing a
                                little league baseball team.

31      31      12/01/83        "They Called me Mayday"
                                Dick Cavett tells Sam that he should write his
                                memoirs.  Norm wrestles an old high school
                                buddy for his wife.

32      33      12/08/83        "How do I Love Thee?... Let me Call You Back"
                                Sam and Diane separate for a week to reassess
                                their relationship when Sam gets a little
                                casual with his "I love you's".

33      37      12/15/83        "Just Three Friends"
                                Diane learns that the old friend staying with
                                her is after Sam.

34      30      12/22/83        "Where There's a Will..."
                                An extremely wealthy man is so warmed by his
                                reception at Cheers that he bequeaths a
                                fortune to the bar.

35      34      01/05/84        "Battle of the Exes"
                                Carla's ex-husband sends her an invitation to
                                his re-marriage.

36      36      01/12/84        "No Help Wanted"
                                Norm is hurt when Sam doubts the figures he
                                has come up with while doing the books at

37      35      01/19/84        "Coachie Makes Three"
                                Sam and Diane must find a way to detach
                                themselves from a lonesome Coach when his
                                presence begins to interfere with their love

38      40      01/26/84        "Cliff's Rocky Romance"
                                Cliff is forced to re-establish his manhood
                                after he backs down from a challenge by a
                                thug in front of his friends.

39      39      02/02/84        "Fortune and Men's Weights"
                                Coach buys an antique scale that dispenses
                                fortunes that are so accurate, even Diane
                                starts to believe in the supernatural.

40      38      02/09/84        "Snow Job"
                                Looking forward to his annual Washington's
                                Birthday fun trip with the boys to the ski
                                slopes, Sam tells Diane he's going to
                                a funeral.

41      41      02/16/84        "Coach Buries a Grudge"
                                Coach stops grieving over the death of a
                                pal when he learns his friend once
                                propositioned his wife.

42      42      02/23/84        "Norman's Conquest"
                                Norm is afraid that if he doesn't allow
                                himself to be seduced by his boss he'll lose
                                his job.

43      43      05/03/84        "I'll Be Seeing You" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Diane is sore because Sam is named one of the
                                city's most eligible bachelors by a magazine,
                                and Sam is sore because a weird artist wants
                                to paint Diane's "tortured soul".

44      44      05/10/84        "I'll Be Seeing You" (Part 2 of 2, Finale 2)
                                Diane and Sam fight when she tries to
                                give him the portrait of her.

*** Season #3 ***

45      45      09/27/84        "Rebound" (Part 1 of 2, Premiere 3)
                                Sam falls off the wagon and Diane, who ought
                                to know better, suggests he see her new
                                boyfriend, the psychiatrist.

46      46      10/04/84        "Rebound" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Diane tells a recovering Sam about her
                                relationship with Dr. Crane and the new
                                waitress quits in a huff.  Coach gets Diane
                                to return to Cheers.

47      51      10/18/84        "I Call Your Name"
                                After reporting a fellow postman for stealing
                                a perfume sample, Cliff must face up to the
                                man.  Also, Frasier comes to Sam for advice
                                when Diane calls out another man's name
                                while making love.

48      56      10/25/84        "Fairy Tales Can Come True"
                                Cliff falls in love at a Halloween costume
                                party and Frasier asks Sam to escort Diane
                                to a concert.

49      48      11/01/84        "Sam Turns the Other Cheek"
                                Sam shoots himself while disarming a jealous
                                husband and claims that he was wounded during
                                an attempt to prevent a robbery.

50      49      11/08/84        "Coach in Love" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Coach falls in love with a woman even as her
                                daughter is rejecting Sam's advances.

51      50      11/15/84        "Coach in Love" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Irene dumps Coach after winning the lottery,
                                but Coach never gives up hope.

52      52      11/22/84        "Diane Meets Mom"
                                After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's
                                mother, a famous psychologist, Diane is stunned
                                by the woman's death threat.

53      47      11/29/84        "An American Family"
                                Carla's ex-husband and his new bride
                                threaten court action to obtain custody of
                                Carla's oldest boy.  The regulars are shocked
                                when Carla agrees to give them custody.

54      55      12/06/84        "Diane's Allergy"
                                Frasier asks Diane to move in with him, but
                                her severe allergic reaction could spoil
                                the cozy arrangement.

55      54      12/13/84        "Peterson Crusoe"
                                When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest
                                x-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing

                                around the world.

56      53      12/20/84        "A Ditch in Time"
                                Sam is troubled when he romances an attractive
                                woman who threatens suicide when she is

57      57      01/03/85        "Whodunit?"
                                Diane and Frasier are shocked when the renowned

                                Dr. Ludlow proposes to Carla and gets her in
                                the family way.

58      58      01/10/85        "The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter"
                                Diane insists that Sam and his cohorts include
                                Frasier on a fishing trip.

59      61      01/24/85        "King of the Hill"
                                Diane can't understand why Sam is pitching in
                                a charity softball game until she discovers
                                the other team is made up of Playboy playmates.

60      62      01/31/85        "Teacher's Pet"
                                Diane suspects that Sam's good grades in night
                                school don't come from his study habits.

61      64      02/07/85        "The Mail Goes to Jail"
                                While Cliff nurses a cold, Norm's effort to
                                finish the mail deliveries leads to his arrest
                                for tampering.  Diane gets stuck in the Cheers

62      63      02/14/85        "Bar Bet"
                                Sam is held to a long-forgotten agreement that
                                he marry Jacqueline Bisset or forfeit the bar.

63      66      02/21/85        "Behind Every Great Man"
                                Sam's masculine smugness offends a Boston
                                reporter when she visits the bar to do a report

                                on the singles scene.

64      65      02/28/85        "If Ever I Would Leave You"
                                Rejected by his new wife, Nick convinces
                                everyone -- except Carla -- that he is ready
                                to rededicate himself to his former wife.

65      67      03/07/85        "The Executive's Executioner"
                                Norm learns he's being promoted to a job
                                requiring him to fire other employees.

66      59      04/11/85        "Cheerio Cheers"
                                In the last episode in which the late Nicholas
                                Colasanto appeared as "Coach", Diane decides
                                to accompany Frasier to his temporary job at
                                the University of Bologna.

67      68      04/18/85        "The Bartender's Tale"
                                Carla's thrilled when Sam hires a mature
                                English waitress she's sure won't get involved
                                with him, but Carla doesn't know she has a
                                beautiful young daughter.

68      69      05/02/85        "The Belles of St. Cletes"
                                Carla seeks revenge on her old high school
                                principal when she shows up at the bar.

69      60      05/09/85        "Rescue Me" (Finale 3)
                                Frasier proposes to Diane, who insists on
                                calling Sam before giving him her answer.

*** Season #4 ***

70      70      09/26/85        "Birth, Death, Love and Rice" (Premiere 4)
                                Frasier returns from Italy to tell the gang
                                that Diane left him at the altar and is
                                working in a convent;  and Sam hires a new

71      72      10/03/85        "Woody Goes Belly Up"
                                Sam and Diane arrange a surprise visit for
                                Woody's hometown honey and Frasier decides
                                to pay off his bar bill by working as a

72      75      10/17/85        "Someday My Prince Will Come"
                                When Diane fantasizes about the owner of a
                                coat left at the bar, Sam convinces her to
                                date whoever returns to retrieve it.

73      71      10/24/85        "The Groom Wore Clearasil"
                                Carla asks Sam for help in convincing her
                                son not to marry his high school sweetheart.

74      78      10/31/85        "Diane's Nightmare"
                                Diane is convinced that a deranged actor is
                                stalking her.

75      73      11/07/85        "I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday"
                                Sam ruins a book, collateral for a loan.

76      74      11/14/85        "2 Good 2 Be 4 Real"
                                The boys at the bar conjure a phony response
                                to Carla's personal ad.

77      76      11/21/85        "Love Thy Neighbor"
                                Norm hires a private eye to find out if his
                                wife is having an affair with a neighbor.

78      79      11/28/85        "From Beer to Eternity"
                                A ringer helps bowl against rivals.

79      77      12/05/85        "The Bar Stoolie"
                                Cliff's estranged father comes for a visit;
                                and Sam tries to keep Diane from talking to
                                his new flame.

80      80      12/12/85        "Don Juan is Hell"
                                Sam regrets agreeing to be the subject of
                                Diane's psychology paper on the Don Juan

81      81      12/19/85        "Fools and Their Money
                                Sam, in an effort to protect Woody, neglects
                                to place a large bet for him.

82      86      01/09/86        "Take My Shirt... Please?"
                                Sam donates his baseball jersey to a celebrity
                                auction, but no one bids on the shirt; and
                                Norm wines and dines some potential clients.

83      82      01/16/86        "Suspicion"
                                The gang vows to exact revenge when they learn
                                that Diane gave a psychology student permission

                                to use them in a class experiment.

84      83      01/23/86        "The Triangle"
                                Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through
                                his latest crisis of confidence and regain his
                                status in the psychology profession.

85      85      01/30/86        "Cliffie's Big Score"
                                Cliff is in his glory when both Carla and
                                Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's

86      84      02/06/86        "Second Time Around"
                                Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier
                                announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked
                                out for him.

87      87      02/13/86        "The Peterson Principle"
                                Norm and an Ivy Leaguer compete for the same
                                job promotion.

88      88      02/20/86        "Dark Imaginings"
                                Sam panics when a series of coincidental
                                events convince him that he's getting older.

89      89      02/27/86        "Save the Last Dance for Me"
                                Carla and her ex can't seem to bury the
                                hatchet long enough to team up for a dance

90      90      03/13/86        "Fear is my Co-Pilot"
                                Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for
                                each other while aboard a plummeting
                                private plane.

91      91      03/20/86        "Diane Chambers Day"
                                Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel
                                included in the bar's clique.

92      95      03/27/86        "Relief Bartender"
                                Woody worries about his job when Sam hires
                                a terrific temporary bartender.

93      92      05/01/86        "Strange Bedfellows" (Part 1 of 3)
                                Diane develops an interest in politics as
                                Sam's new girlfriend runs for the city council.

94      93      05/08/86        "Strange Bedfellows" (Part 2 of 3)
                                Sam's new girlfriend persuades him to fire
                                Diane.  With a cameo by Gary Hart.

95      94      05/15/86        "Strange Bedfellows" (Part 3 of 3, Finale 4)
                                Janet pressures Sam to make a
                                permanent commitment to their relationship.

*** Season #5 ***

96      96      09/25/86        "The Proposal" (Premiere 5)
                                As Sam prepares for a romantic evening with
                                the woman he proposed to, Carla and Frasier
                                are desperate to find out who the lucky lady is

97      98      10/02/86        "The Cape Cad"
                                Sam pulls out all the stops to convince Diane
                                that he is no longer interested in her.

98      97      10/09/86        "Money Dearest"
                                Cliff sets his mom up with a wealthy man in
                                the hopes of becoming a high roller himself.

99      102     10/16/86        "Abnormal Psychology"
                                Frasier is excited about appearing on a local
                                TV show until he learns he's debating an
                                old flame.

100     100     10/30/86        "House of Horrors with Formal Dining
                                        and Used Brick"
                                Cliff and Carla spend a frightening night in
                                a seemingly haunted house.

101     99       11/06/86       "Tan 'n Wash"
                                Norm gets the whole gang involved when he
                                invests in a combination laundry and tanning

102     106     11/13/86        "Young Dr. Weinstein"
                                Sam pretends he's a doctor to get into a fancy

103     103     11/20/86        "Knights of the Scimitar"
                                Cliff convinces Norm to join his fraternal
                                organization, the Knights of the Scimitar.
                                Diane tries to make Sam jealous with Lance.

104     107     11/27/86        "Thanksgiving Orphans"
                                The gang goes to Carla's for a Thanksgiving
                                celebration and winds up having a food fight
                                while waiting for Norm to cook the turkey.

105     108     12/04/86        "Everyone Imitates Art"
                                Diane has a fit when a magazine rejects the
                                poem she submits and publishes Sam's.

106     101     12/11/86        "Book of Samuel"
                                Woody turns to Sam's little black book when
                                his hometown honey dumps him while announcing
                                her arrival in Boston with her new fiance.

107     110     12/18/86        "Dance, Diane, Dance"
                                Diane decides to become a ballerina after the
                                gang forges an encouraging letter from her

108     111     01/08/87        "Chambers vs. Malone"
                                Sam is charged with assault and battery after
                                Diane refuses his second proposal of marriage.

109     112     01/15/87        "Diamond Sam"
                                To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam
                                obtain a copy of the expensive engagement
                                ring Diane chose.

110     109     01/22/87        "Spellbound"
                                Carla mediates when her ex-husband Nick and
                                his new wife Loretta are having marital

111     104     01/29/87        "Never Love a Goalie" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Carla falls in love with a goalie for the
                                Boston Bruins, while Diane is foreman of the
                                jury for an attempted murder trial.

112     105     02/05/87        "Never Love a Goalie" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Carla becomes convinced that she's a jinx to
                                her boyfriend, Bruin goalie Eddie LeBec.  The
                                defendant in Diane's murder case comes to

113     115     02/12/87        "One Last Fling"
                                Sam makes the most of his final 24 hours as
                                an unattached man.

114     113     02/19/87        "Dog Bites Cliff"
                                The owner of a dog who bites Cliff goes to
                                be with him to convince him to drop the

115     114     02/26/87        "Dinner at Eight-ish"
                                The fur flies when Frasier invites Sam and
                                Diane over for dinner with his new girlfriend.

116     117     03/05/87        "Simon Says"
                                Sam and Diane attend a prenuptial session
                                with a prominent marriage counselor (John

117     116     03/19/87        "The Godfather, Part III"
                                Woody agrees to show Sam's goddaughter around
                                town when she moves to Boston to go to college,

                                but Sam gets protective when romance blooms.
                                Also, Frasier doesn't quite get the gift he
                                wanted from Lilith.

118     118     03/26/87        "Norm's Last Hurrah"
                                Norm goes to work for a prestigious accounting
                                firm and tries to convince the gang that it's
                                a glamorous new life.

119     119     04/02/87        "Cheers: The Motion Picture"
                                The gang makes a home movie to convince Woody's

                                parents how much he's needed in Boston.

120     120     04/30/87        "A House is not a Home"
                                Diane's sympathy for the previous owners of
                                the house she and Sam bought jeopardize their
                                moving plans.

121     121     05/07/87        "I Do, Adeiu" (Finale 5)
                                Sam and Diane appear headed for the altar.

*** Season #6 ***

122     122     09/24/87        "Home is the Sailor" (Premiere 6)
                                The attractive new owner of Cheers is more
                                concerned with profit than Sam's overtures
                                after he returns to his beloved bar from an
                                ill-fated around-the-world sailing adventure.

123     125     10/01/87        "'I' On Sports"
                                Sam gets a job filling in for a local
                                sportscaster but has a hard time hiding it
                                from new employer Rebecca.

124     126     10/15/87        "Little Carla, Happy at Last" (Part 1 of 2)
                                A pregnant Carla awaits a marriage proposal
                                from hockey player Eddie LeBec.

125     127     10/22/87        "Little Carla, Happy at Last" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Sam races against the clock to help
                                superstitious Carla and Eddie get to the altar.

126     123     10/29/87        "The Crane Mutiny"
                                Norm and Cliff lead Frasier to believe that
                                Rebecca is lusting after him.

127     128     11/05/87        "Paint Your Office"
                                Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment
                                to pay off his overextended bar tab.

128     132     11/12/87        "The Last Angry Mailman"
                                Cliff handcuffs himself to his mother's house
                                in an effort to save it from demolition.

129     131     11/19/87        "Bidding on the Boys"
                                Sam and Woody volunteer as "hunks" to be
                                auctioned off for charity.

130     129     11/26/87        "Puddin' Head Boyd"
                                A senior citizen falls for Woody when he tends
                                bar dressed as Mark Twain, while Frasier and
                                Lilith go on vacation.

131     133     12/03/87        "A Kiss is Still a Kiss"
                                Rebecca needs a date for her boss's party.

132     124     12/10/87        "My Fair Clavin"
                                Cliff gives his date some beauty tips.

133     136     12/17/87        "Christmas Cheers"
                                Norm's friends join him at Cheers on
                                Christmas Eve.

134     134     01/07/88        "Woody for Hire, and Norman of the Apes"
                                Cliff sets out to prove that an orangutan
                                could do a better job painting his apartment
                                than Norm.

135     135     01/14/88        "And God Created Woodman"
                                When Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at
                                the chairman of the board's mansion, a
                                priceless vase is destroyed.

136     137     01/21/88        "Tale of Two Cuties"
                                Amorous Annie Tortelli and Laurie, Evan
                                Drake's special friend, replace Carla at the
                                bar during her maternity leave.

137     138     02/04/88        "Yacht of Fools"
                                Rebecca and Sam join a cruise on Evan Drake's

138     139     02/11/88        "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
                                At his bachelor party, Frasier gets cold feet
                                about marrying Lilith.

139     140     02/18/88        "Let Sleeping Drakes Lie"
                                While Norm's painting Evan Drake's bedroom,
                                he invites Rebecca to snoop around.

140     130     02/25/88        "Airport V"
                                Carla turns to Frasier for help in overcoming
                                her fear of flying.

141     141     03/03/88        "The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit"
                                Evan Drake gives an executive promotion to
                                Sam instead of Rebecca.

142     144     03/10/88        "Our Hourly Bread"
                                Woody organizes a raffle to raise money for
                                the bar.

143     143     03/24/88        "Slumber Party Massacred"
                                Rebecca and Lilith try to cheer Carla up with
                                a slumber party.

144     147     03/31/88        "Bar Wars"
                                The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war
                                of outrageous pranks.  Wade Boggs guest stars.

145     142     04/28/88        "The Big Kiss-Off"
                                Woody and Sam compete to see who can kiss
                                Rebecca before midnight.

146     145     05/05/88        "Backseat Becky, Up Front" (Finale 6)
                                Sam helps Rebecca so she can profess her
                                love for Evan Drake before he's transferred

*** Season #7 ***

147             10/27/88        "Executive Sweet" (Premiere 7)
                                When Rebecca is fired and Sam promoted to
                                manager, Sam takes steps to get Rebecca her
                                job back, but he expects something in return.

148             11/03/88        "Swear to God"
                                After narrowly escaping fatherhood, Sam must
                                keep up his end of a deal with God and
                                abstain from sex for three months.

149             11/10/88        "One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape"
                                        (Part 1 of 2)
                                Rebecca uses a phony affair with Sam to fend
                                off the advances of her new young boss.

150             11/17/88        "One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape"
                                        (Part 2 of 2)
                                Sam spends a month bartending in Cancun, but
                                must return to save Rebecca from an unwanted

151             11/24/88        "Those Lips, Those Ice"
                                Carla fears Eddie is having an affair with
                                one of the skaters in the ice show.

152             12/08/88        "Norm, is that You?"
                                Norm discovers a gift for interior decorating,
                                but he finds himself pretending to be gay in
                                order to keep some wealthy clients.

153             12/15/88        "How to Win Friends and Electrocute Yourself"
                                Cliff resorts to electric shock therapy in an
                                effort to improve on his obnoxious personality.

154             12/22/88        "Jumping Jerks"
                                Cliff, Norm and Woody decide to give
                                skydiving a try, but have trouble getting up
                                the nerve until Sam joins them.

155             01/05/89        "Send in the Crane"
                                Sam is torn by the decision between a beautiful

                                woman and her
                                beautiful daughter.  Frasier gets work as a

156             01/12/89        "Bar Wars II:  The Woodman Strikes Back"
                                Cheers locks horns with Gary's Olde Towne
                                Tavern in a Bloody Mary making contest.

157             01/19/89        "Adventures in Housesitting"
                                Rebecca is entrusted with her boss' dog, but
                                things don't go smoothly.

158             02/02/89        "Please Mr. Postman"
                                Cliff finds love at the Post Office, but his
                                date gets him into trouble.

159             02/09/89        "Golden Boyd"
                                Sam and Woody get jobs bartending at a party,
                                and Woody gets into a fight with one of the

160             02/16/89        "I Kid You Not"
                                Frasier and Lilith test their parenting
                                abilities by taking care of one of Carla's
                                kids, and Woody asks Sam to borrow his car.

161     162     02/23/89        "Don't Paint Your Chickens"
                                Rebecca tries to lend her management skills
                                to Norm's painting career, while Sam tries
                                to keep pace with an athletic woman.

162             03/02/89        "The Cranemakers"
                                Frasier and Lilith decide to get back to
                                nature, and Woody takes a vacation.

163             03/16/89        "Hot Rocks"
                                The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
                                visits Cheers, only to be accused of stealing.

164             03/30/89        "What's Up, Doc?"
                                Sam feigns impotence to win over a psychologist

                                friend of Frasier's.

165             04/06/89        "The Gift of the Woodi"
                                Woody writes a song for his materialistic
                                girlfriend Kelly, while Cliff invents a new

166             04/13/89        "Call Me, Irresponsible"
                                Carla is afraid that Eddie is going to forget
                                their second anniversary.

167             04/27/89        "Sisterly Love"
                                Sam tries to reconcile Rebecca and her
                                estranged sister.

168             05/04/89        "The Visiting Lecher"
                                An author keeps making passes at Rebecca.

*** Season #8 ***

169             09/21/89        "The Improbable Dream"
                                        (Part 1 of 2, Premiere 8)
                                Erotic dreams have Rebecca all hot
                                and bothered as Sam tries to get her to wake
                                up to him instead of pining away for the
                                corporate raider of her fantasies.

170             09/28/89        "The Improbable Dream" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Rebecca's whirlwind romance with the self-made
                                millionaire of her dreams gives Sam nightmares
                                that may signify his true feelings.

171     172     10/12/89        "A Bar is Born"
                                While Rebecca psychs herself up to spend the
                                night with Robin, Sam gets pumped to open his
                                own bar -- a seedy run-down hole that's
                                already filled with furry little customers.

172     174     10/19/89        "How to Marry a Mailman"
                                Love is blind and so is Cliff, who's scared
                                sightless when Margaret returns from Canada
                                with an offer to go steady.

173     175     10/26/89        "The Two Faces of Norm"
                                Norm can't bring himself to boss around his
                                new painting crew, so he invents a strict
                                alter ego.  Meanwhile, Sam's not himself
                                either after selling his 'Vette.

174     173     11/02/89        "The Stork Brings a Crane"
                                Rebecca arranges for Boston mayor Raymond
                                Flynn to toast the 100th anniversary of the
                                bar, but the festivities are interrupted
                                when the stork swoops down to deliver a Crane.

175     177     11/09/89        "Death Takes a Holiday on Ice"
                                Carla discovers that her husband was a real
                                hockey puck after a tragedy at the rink
                                exposes Eddie's secret romantic ice-capades
                                with another woman.

176     179     11/16/89        "For Real Men Only"
                                The guys are reluctant to witness the bris
                                of Frasier's son -- and so is Frasier, who
                                cuts out on the circumcision ceremony.
                                Meanwhile, Rebecca's retirement party for a
                                company employee isn't any livelier.

177     169     11/23/89        "Two Girls for Every Boyd"
                                Woody chews the scenery in "Our Town", but he
                                chokes on the scene where he has to kiss his
                                leading lady.  Meanwhile, the guys compete in
                                a beard-growing contest.

178     176     11/30/89        "The Art of the Steal"
                                Rebecca and Sam finally spend the night
                                together -- trapped by security lasers in
                                Robin Colcord's apartment while the
                                guys while away their evening playing

179     181     12/07/89        "Feeble Attraction"
                                Norm's ex-secretary becomes fatally attracted
                                to him, while Rebecca becomes obsessed with
                                finding a ring hidden in her new desk.

180     178     12/14/89        "Sam Ahoy"
                                Robin lends Sam his yacht to race in a
                                regatta, but Sam and his fearful crew are
                                sunk when they find a surprise stowed
                                away that could really rock the boat.

181     182     01/04/90        "Sammy and the Professor"
                                Rebecca's visiting business professor
                                and mentor gives Sam high marks in the
                                bedroom.  Meanwhile, Carla learns she's
                                being audited.

182     184     01/18/90        "What Is... Cliff Clavin?"
                                The answer is ... Alex Trebek.  The question:
                                who is it that Cliff Clavin drives crazy while
                                appearing as a contestant on "Jeopardy!"?
                                Meanwhile, Sam has some questions of his own
                                for the guy who stole his little black book.

183     180     01/25/90        "Finally" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Tonight could be the night as Rebecca looks
                                forward to a long-overdue evening of romance
                                with billionaire Robin Colcord.  But it seems
                                that they might be part of a threesome:
                                they're going to a testimonial dinner for Carl
                                Yastrzemski, and Robin has asked Sam to
                                accompany them.  Righteous Brother Bill
                                Medley has a cameo.

184     187     02/01/90        "Finally" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Rebecca is on cloud nine after spending the
                                night with Robin, but Sam has to keep her
                                from plummeting to Earth when he finds Robin
                                with another woman.  Bill Medley appears as
                                himself once again.

185     183     02/08/90        "Woody or Won't He"
                                Woody is cowed by the romantic advances of
                                Kelly's mother, while Cliff takes a very
                                long ride on the bar's new mechanized bull.

186     188     02/15/90        "Severe Crane Damage"
                                While promoting "Good Girls/Bad Boys,"
                                author Lilith and talk-show audience women
                                throw themselves at baddest boy Sam.

187     185     02/22/90        "Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby"
                                Rebecca's pubescent dreams of a perfect
                                romantic day with Robin are youth-urped by
                                Sam, whom Robin goads into a series
                                of childish challenges.

188     186     03/08/90        "Fifty-Fifty Carla"
                                Carla agrees to split Eddie's estate 50-50
                                with his other widow Gloria, until she
                                finds it's $50,000 in insurance money.

189     189     03/15/90        "Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh"
                                The gang goes on the warpath against
                                Gary's Olde Towne Tavern when they notice
                                Cheers' statue of Tecumseh is missing in
                                action, while Rebecca wishes they'd all
                                go back to their sitting bull sessions.

190     191     03/29/90        "Loverboyd"
                                Woody isn't ready to say au revoir to Kelly,
                                whose dad is sending her to school in Europe.
                                Meanwhile, Norm suffers as designated
                                driver for a night.

191     192     04/12/90        "The Ghost and Mrs. LeBec"
                                The appearance of Eddie's ghost shaves a
                                few years off Carla's life and compels her
                                to call Madame Lazora, while Rebecca
                                goes on TV to complain about a defective
                                hair-removal system.

192     190     04/19/90        "Mr. Otis Regrets"
                                Sam tries to get a rise out of Rebecca
                                by telling her he pushed the right buttons
                                in an elevator with Robin's other girlfriend.
                                Woody is floored when a woman answers his
                                ad for a roommate.
                                [Postponed from an earlier date.]

193     193     04/26/90        "Cry Hard" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Robin asks Rebecca to move in with him,
                                but she discovers he's been using her
                                computer to get inside info on her
                                corporation.  Postmaster General Anthony
                                Frank has a cameo.

194     194     05/03/90        "Cry Harder" (Part 2 of 2, Finale 8)
                                Rebecca contemplates a future as "the
                                bride of a convict" as her "sweet baby"
                                financier, Robin Colcord, is arrested for
                                insider trading.  Although she keeps up
                                a brave front for Robin, Rebecca fears
                                the worst: "He'll fry.  Street lights will
                                dim."  But tears for Robin and Rebecca could
                                mean Cheers for Sam.  As a reward for turning
                                Robin in, the corporation offers to sell him
                                the bar back for a pittance.  Meanwhile,
                                Rebecca reels from the realization that
                                Sam was the one who ratted on Robin.

*** Season #9 ***

195     196     09/20/90        "Love is a Really, Really Perfectly
                                        Okay Thing" (Premiere 9)
                                Picking up where last season left off
                                -- in Sam's office, on the sofa -- the
                                ninth finds Sam and Rebecca in the
                                afterglow, while Sam fights the urge
                                to dazzle the guys.

196     195     09/27/90        "Cheers Fouls Out"
                                Sam scores points with everybody but
                                Gary when he nets the Boston Celtics'
                                Kevin McHale to play in their annual
                                grudge basketball match -- but only if
                                they'll pass their winnings on to

197     197     10/04/90        "Rebecca Redux"
                                Sam, drowning in work, hires a new
                                manager, who seems to buoy everyone's
                                spirits along with serving them --
                                until Sam finds out what depths
                                Rebecca's sunk to for work.

198     198     10/11/90        "Where Nobody Knows Your Name"
                                Rebecca won't admit it, but she's
                                steamed when Robin's ex-lover
                                goes public, saying she's his
                                current paramour, while Carla is
                                all hot and bothered over Indian

199     199     10/18/90        "Ma Always Liked You Better"
                                A sniveling rivalry is born when
                                Cliff's visiting mother decides
                                Woody is the son she never had,
                                but it's all relative when Norm gets
                                wedged in a window.

200     201     10/25/90        "Grease"
                                Norm has a cow when he learns the
                                Hungry Heifer is closing its doors,
                                so he takes his beef to the people,
                                while Sam ribs Rebecca about Robin,
                                who's working on a road gang.

201     207     11/01/90        "Breaking in is Hard to Do"
                                Learning their son is no egghead,
                                Frasier and Lilith scramble to
                                decide who'll give up career for
                                full-time parenthood.  Meanwhile,
                                Carla and Rebecca hatch a plot to
                                pay Robin a conjugal visit.

202     200     11/15/90        "Bad Neighbor Sam"
                                Instead of the Hatfields and McCoys,
                                it's the Hills and Malones as Sam
                                feuds with his new neighbor, snooty
                                restauranteur John Hill, in the
                                series' 200th episode.

203     204     11/22/90        "Veggie-Boyd"
                                Woody gets cast in a commercial for
                                a new vegetable drink, while Cliff's
                                self-esteem is squashed when the
                                popularity of the bar's new trivia
                                napkins mushrooms.

204     205     12/06/90        "Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure"
                                Woody gets hooked on a home shopping
                                show, while Norm and Cliff get more
                                than they bargained for when they
                                instigate a fight between Sam and

205     208     12/13/90        "Woody Interruptus"
                                Kelly returns from Europe, avec an
                                amorous Frenchman, while Cliff
                                decides to cheat "il morte" by
                                having his head cryogenically frozen.

206     206     01/03/91        "Honor Thy Mother"
                                Carla refuses to knuckle under to
                                her dictator of a mother's deathbed
                                demand that she name one of her kids
                                Benito Mussolini.

207     209     01/10/91        "Achilles Hill"
                                Sam, bedeviled by John Hill, decides
                                to exorcise the demon by dating his
                                daughter; Carla thinks the foosball
                                table is possessed.

208     210     01/24/91        "Days of Wine and Neuroses"
                                                (Part 1 of 2)
                                Rebecca pops a cork -- several, in
                                fact -- when Robin finally pops the
                                question, while Frasier seems
                                married to the bar's new sing-along
                                [postponed from 01/17/91 due to war

209     211     01/31/91        "Wedding Bell Blues" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Cheers nuptials seldom go off
                                without a hitch, and the wedding of
                                Robin and Rebecca is no exception.
                                Last week, Robin proposed to
                                Rebecca and she confessed to Sam
                                that she was tied in knots over
                                tying the knot.  But she doesn't
                                remember any of it the next morning.
                                She's looking for something old,
                                something borrowed and something
                                blue.  Carla offers Norm's liver.
                                Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield
                                has a cameo.
                                [postponed from 01/24/91]

210     212     02/07/91        "I'm Gonna Get My Act Together and
                                        Stick it in Your Face"
                                It's the worst of times for
                                Rebecca, who's broken up over her
                                breakup, and the best of times for
                                Frasier, who's reading Dickens to
                                the gang.
                                [postponed from 01/31/91]

211     214     02/14/91        "Sam Time, Next Year"
                                Sam is where he wants to be on
                                Valentine's Day -- flat on his
                                back -- but it's because he fell
                                down some stairs before his 20th
                                annual tryst with Lauren.

212     213     02/21/91        "Crash of the Titans"
                                Rebecca isn't shooting from the
                                lip in bidding to buy the bar as
                                she and Sam compete in a kissing-
                                up contest to take over John Hill's

213     215     02/28/91        "It's a Wonderful Wife"
                                The bar celebrates Frasier's
                                birthday, but the party's over
                                for Norm, who falls off his stool
                                when Vera gets a job upstairs.

214     216     03/14/91        "Cheers Has Chili"
                                Rebecca hopes to earn a few extra
                                beans by serving Woody's chili in
                                the poolroom, but the plan gives Sam

215     218     03/21/91        "Carla Loves Clavin"
                                Carla has to fill the toughest order
                                of her life -- being nice to Cliff --
                                when she gets a tip that he's a judge
                                for the Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

216     217     03/28/91        "Pitch it Again, Sam"
                                Sam's old rival shows up, but Sam
                                balks when he tries to goad him
                                back onto the mound one last time.

217     219     04/04/91        "Rat Girl"
                                Lilith is caught in a maze of grief
                                when her favorite lab rat dies, and
                                Frasier experiments with a way to
                                free her, while Paul is the unlikely
                                cheese to a sexy pursuer.

218     220     04/25/91        "Home Malone"
                                Sam has an adventure baby-sitting
                                Frederick, and Woody faces Peril when
                                babe-in-the-woods Kelly gets a job at
                                Cheers for a school pRoject.

219     221     05/02/91        "Uncle Sam Wants You" (Finale 9)
                                With Frasier and Sam fighting over
                                emotional custody of Freddie, Sam
                                decides he wants a little Malone of
                                his own, but something's missing --
                                a mom.

*** Season #10 ***

220     222     09/19/91        "Baby Balk" (Premiere 10)
                                The well-meaning advice of Frasier
                                and Lilith throws a monkey wrench
                                into the conception plans of Sam
                                and Rebecca, and Woody runs into
                                trouble when he temporarily is in
                                charge of the bar.

221     223     09/26/91        "Get Your Kicks on Route 666"
                                Frasier suggests the guys go on a
                                road trip to find their "inner
                                hairy men," while the women locate
                                one filling in at the bar --
                                Carla's cousin Frankie.

222     225     10/03/91        "Madame LaCarla"
                                Madame Lazora, who's retiring, decides
                                to pass her crystal ball on to Carla,
                                who doesn't predict much of a future
                                for herself as a psychic.

223     229     10/10/91        "The Norm Who Came to Dinner"
                                Norm hurts his back painting at the
                                Cranes', and Lilith discovers she'll
                                need one to get him off the sofa and
                                back to Cheers.

224     227     10/17/91        "Ma's Little Maggie"
                                To Cliff's surprise, his mom and
                                girlfriend Maggie warm up to each
                                other right away, while Rebecca's
                                frozen fertility underwear receives
                                a cool reception from Sam.

225     224     10/24/91        "Unplanned Parenthood"
                                Sam and Rebecca's burning desire to
                                be parents is tested by the baptism
                                of fire they get baby-sitting Carla's
                                kids, while Cliff is hot to direct the
                                video Woody's sending home.

226     230     10/31/91        "Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement"
                                Sam's the one who's spooked when it
                                looks like the Cheers gang gave
                                Gary the Halloween fright of his life --
                                which may have scared him to death.

227     226     11/07/91        "Where Have All The Floorboards Gone"
                                The guys court disaster when they
                                get the Celtics' Kevin McHale so
                                obsessed with how many bolts there are
                                on the floor of Boston Garden that
                                the other team mops him up.  Kevin's
                                wife Lynn and announcer Glenn Ordway
                                have cameos.

228     231     11/14/91        "Head Over Hill"
                                Sam asks Carla to get even with John
                                Allen Hill, but instead she gets
                                horizontal with him, which really
                                gets Sam's goat.

229     228     11/21/91        "A French Fine Whine"
                                Woody wants to ask Kelly to marry
                                him, but Henri and his expiring visa
                                propose a problem.

230     232     12/05/91        "I'm Okay, You're Defective"
                                Frasier balks at making out his will,
                                while Sam would rather die than have
                                Rebecca's fertility doctor tell him
                                he's not of sound body.

231     233     12/12/91        "Go Make"
                                Sam and Rebecca check into a hotel
                                for a weekend of baby-making, but
                                their fertile imaginations soon give
                                them pregnant pause.  Sam's chance
                                encounter with a fristrated father gives
                                rise to a fantasy in which the lack of
                                love between parents turns little Sam
                                into an armed robber.  Rebecca,
                                meanwhile, realizes that the honeymoon's
                                over after meeting a pair of amorous

232     234     01/02/92        "Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist"
                                Norm and Cliff help Frasier's low
                                self-esteem group cut its fearless leader
                                down to size, while Woody takes a little
                                too much off the top when he trims
                                Sam's hair.

233     235     01/09/92        "No Rest for the Woody"
                                To pay for Kelly's engagement ring, Woody
                                moonlights as a gravedigger, but
                                it's his funeral when, dead on his feet,
                                he has to meet Kelly's grandmother.

234     237     01/16/92        "My Son, the Father"
                                Carla's no nun, but she really risks
                                the wrath of God when her son announces
                                his decision to become a priest; Sam's
                                prayers are answered when he finds a
                                way to get back at John Hill.

235     236     01/30/92        "One Hugs, the Other Doesn't"
                                Children's singer Nanny Gee strikes
                                a chord with Frasier, while the music
                                stops for Woody, who's disappointed
                                with a concert experience.

236     238     02/06/92        "Diminished Rebecca, With a Suspended Cliff"
                                Harry Connick Jr. plays Woody's
                                cousin, who wears his heart on his
                                sleeve when it comes to his crush
                                on Rebecca; and Cliff's hot under the
                                collar over the new postal uniform.

237     239     02/13/92        "License to Hill"
                                Rebecca insists she can deal with
                                the bar while the guys play cards,
                                but she puts on her poker face
                                when it turns out they've got a
                                full house -- and no liquor license.

238     240     02/20/92        "Rich Man, Wood Man"
                                The guys try to lead Woody out of the
                                fog when a vacation in London with
                                Kelly and her money turns him into a
                                royal jerk.

239     241     02/27/92        "Smotherly Love"
                                Frasier wants Lilith to stand up to her
                                domineering mother, while Rebecca wants
                                Sam to sit down with Norm and tell him
                                to pay his bar tab.

240     242     03/26/92        "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
                                Sam makes more than a Mickey Mouse
                                attempt at a baseball comeback, while
                                rodent-sitter Frasier loses Lilith's
                                beloved lab rat.

241     244     04/23/92        "Rebecca's Lover... Not"
                                Rebecca's high-school sweetheart gets
                                her motor running again, but he's
                                chosen a different road, while Sam,
                                upset over his stolen car, starts a
                                support group.

242     245     04/30/92        "Bar Wars VI: This Time It's For Real"
                                The new owner of Gary's Old Towne
                                Tavern turns out to be a real wiseguy,
                                whose response to Cheer's welcoming
                                prank is a well-organized crime that
                                really blows the gang away.

243     243     05/07/92        "Heeeeeere's Cliffy"
                                With aspiring comic Cliff at his wit's
                                end, Norm tells him "The Tonight Show"
                                accepted his material, but the joke's on
                                Norm when Cliff surprises him with
                                tickets to Burbank.  Johnny Carson and
                                Doc Severinsen have cameos.

244     724     05/14/92        "An Old-Fashioned Wedding" (Finale 10)
                                Woody and Kelly engage in a little
                                prenuptial funny business, but it's
                                nothing compared with their wedding.
                                (1 hour)

*** Season #11 ***

245     250     09/24/92        "The Little Match Girl" (Premiere 11)
                                In the 11th-season opener,
                                the heat is on for a wired Rebecca when
                                she accidentally starts a fire in the bar
                                and then blames it on faulty wiring.

246     251     10/01/92        "The Beer is Always Greener"
                                While the bar is being rebuilt, Carla has
                                to take a job at another tavern, where
                                she has to be horribly nice; Woody thinks
                                that Kelly worships Satan when he finds
                                out she's a different kind of Lutheran
                                from him.

247     248     10/08/92        "The King of Beers"
                                Norm gets his dream job as a taster for
                                a brewery while Rebecca gets her first
                                taste of gambling -- and losing -- when
                                the bar gets a new slot machine.

248     249     10/22/92        "The Magnificent Six"
                                Sam regrets taking Henri under his wing
                                when he's challenged to see who's the
                                better lady's man.  Meanwhile, Rebecca
                                takes desperate measures to quit smoking.
                                [postponed from 10/15/92]

249     254     10/29/92        "Do Not Forsake Me, 'O My Postman"
                                Cliff's old flame Maggie returns and
                                claims to be carrying their unborn child;
                                Rebecca hires a hack songwriter to write
                                a jingle for the bar.

250     252     11/05/92        "Teaching with the Enemy" (Part 1 of 2)
                                Frasier and Lilith's marriage
                                could be on shaky ground when Rebecca
                                spots Lilith in a compromising position
                                with another man.  Meanwhile, Sam hires
                                a bouncer for the bar.

251     253     11/12/92        "The Girl in the Plastic Bubble" (Part 2 of 2)
                                Lilith sends Frasier to the
                                edge when she tells him that she wants a
                                yearlong trial separation, during which
                                she'll be living with her lover in an
                                underground biosphere.

252     256     11/17/92        "Ill Gotten Gaines"
                                Mr. Gaines thinks Woody is blackmailing
                                him after Woody catches him cheating
                                on his wife; Rebecca hosts a
                                Thanksgiving party at the bar.

253     255     12/03/92        "Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa"
                                Carla doesn't want to show her true
                                feelings when John Hill has a heart
                                attack; Cliff is convinced that Hitler
                                has moved into his apartment building.

254     257     12/10/92        "Daddy's Middle-Aged Girl"
                                Rebecca's overbearing father orders
                                her to return to San Diego with him;
                                Woody tries to command Kelly to move
                                her things into his apartment.

255     258     12/17/92        "Love Me, Love My Car"
                                Sam acts like a swine when he tries to
                                retrieve a car he sold from the buyer's
                                widow; Rebecca befriends the pig that's
                                to be Woody's Christmas dinner.

256     259     01/07/93        "Sunday Dinner"
                                Cliff and Norm agree to videotape a
                                family reunion that's being held in the
                                bar; Frasier goes on what he thinks is
                                a date with his secretary.

257     260     01/14/93        "Norm's Big Audit"
                                A brash IRS agent tries to get Norm
                                to sleep with her in exchange for not
                                auditing him; Sam attempts to sabotage
                                the gang's viewing of one of his old

258     261     01/21/93        "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar"
                                Robin comes back to the bar, with two
                                surprises: he's broke and he hid another
                                money belt containing millions of dollars
                                somewhere in the bar.

259     262     02/04/93        "Loathe and Marriage"
                                Daddy's little girl is getting married and
                                wants the father of the bride to walk her
                                down the aisle, despite objections from the
                                mother of the bride -- Carla.

260     263     02/11/93        "Is There A Doctor In the Howe?" (Part 1 of 2)
                                After receiving a
                                telegram from Lilith asking him for a
                                divorce, Frasier finds comfort in the
                                arms of another woman -- Rebecca.

261     264     02/18/93        "The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife,
                                        and Her Lover" (Part 2 of 2)
                                The unexpected return of
                                Lilith is further complicated by the
                                arrival of the insane, gun-toting
                                Dr. Pascal.

262     265     02/25/93        "The Last Picture Show"
                                When the guys go to a drive-in theater,
                                Sam leaves the bar in the charge of one
                                of its former owners, who proceeds to
                                drive Carla and Rebecca crazy.

263     267     03/18/93        "Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey"
                                Sam is going to need the luck of the
                                Irish -- and maybe the help of Harry
                                the Hat -- to win a St. Patrick's Day
                                bet with Gary's Old Towne Tavern.

264     269     04/01/93        "Look Before You Sleep"
                                Sam's dream of getting a good night's
                                sleep becomes a nightmare when he
                                accidentally locks his keys in the bar,
                                which sends him on a frantic search for
                                a bed.

265     270     04/22/93        "Woody Gets an Election"
                                Frasier conducts an experiment in voter
                                psychology -- by putting Woody on the
                                ballot for city council.  Spanky
                                McFarland ("Our Gang") has a cameo.

266     272     04/29/93        "It's Lonely on the Top"
                                The morning after a night of drinking
                                Carla's potent brew brings a few
                                surprises: an intimate encounter, some
                                tattoos and a shocking disclosure from

267     268/271 05/06/93        "Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses"
                                The gang thinks that Cliff has finally
                                gone and killed his mother.  Meanwhile,
                                Rebecca goes wild when she thinks Mr.
                                Gaines has asked her out.  (1 hour)

268     266     05/13/93        "The Guy Can't Help It"
                                Rebecca is flush with excitement about
                                dating a plumber; Sam joins a
                                counseling group for sexual compulsives.

269     275     05/20/93        "One for the Road" (Series Finale)
                                After 11 years and 111 Emmy
                                nominations, the place where everybody
                                knows you name is finally sounding its
                                last call.  But first, there's Last
                                Call!  A Cheers Celebration, a series
                                retrospective hosted by Bob Costas.
                                Then (at 9:24) Shelley Long returns as
                                Diane, who's written an award-winning
                                movie based on Carla's life.  The gang
                                watches in disbelief as she receives
                                her award on TV and gives the longest
                                acceptance speech in awards history.
                                Sam later phones Diane and the two
                                lapse into lies about their lives.
                                Diane tells him that she's married and
                                has three children. Sam tells her he's
                                married with four children - only to
                                have Diane show up the next day wanting
                                to have lunch with his "wife."  Sam
                                panics and asks Rebecca, who has just
                                turned down a marriage proposal from a
                                plumber named Don, to pose as Mrs.
                                Malone.  Mike Ditka and model Kim
                                Alexis are among the celebrities who
                                have cameos.