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                               episode guide
               Written and formatted by Otto "HACK-MAN" Heuer
          (ottoh@cfsmo.honeywell.com   hackman@pnet51.orb.mn.org)
              Copyright 1993 Otto Heuer.  All rights reserved.
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MAIN CAST:     Basil Fawlty: John Cleese,    Sybil Fawlty: Prunella Scales
               Polly: Connie Booth,          Manuel: Andrew Sachs

 1.  1.1.  "A Touch of Class" - 19 Sep 75
 2.  1.2.  "The Builders" - 26 Sep 75
 3.  1.3.  "The Wedding Party" - 03 Oct 75
 4.  1.4.  "The Hotel Inspectors" - 10 Oct 75
 5.  1.5.  "Gourmet Night" - 17 Oct 75
 6.  1.6.  "The Germans" - 24 Oct 75

 7.  2.1.  "Communication Problems" - 19 Feb 79
 8.  2.2.  "The Psychiatrist" - 26 Feb 79
 9.  2.3.  "Waldorf Salad" - 05 Mar 79
10.  2.4.  "The Kipper and the Corpse" - 12 Mar 79
11.  2.5.  "The Anniversary" - 26 Mar 79
12.  2.6.  "Basil the Rat" - 25 Oct 79

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VERBOSE:

1.1. "A Touch of Class" - 19 Sep 75 (#1)
1    A Touch of Class:
        A con man rips off Basil
1:  Debut: British comedian John Cleese (of Monty Python) plays Basil Fawlty,
    bumbling owner of a resort hotel.  In the opener, Basil decides to
    upgrade the clientele. ("S" is falling off of sign) (fawlty towers)
                        Lord Melbury - Michael Gwynn
                         Danny Brown - Robin Ellis
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                    Sir Richard Morris - Martin Wyldeck
                        Mr. MacKenzie - David Simeon
                       Mr. Wareing - Terence Conoley
                        Mr. Watson - Lionel Wheeler
   His pretentious snobbery leads Basil to encourage a somewhat classier
   clientele to Fawlty Towers ('rather than the riff-raff we normally get
   in here'). Lord Melbury's arrival is right up his street; there's
   nothing Basil won't do for the nobility. With hand-rubbing
   obsequiousness the proprietor is only too pleased to cash his
   lordship's cheque.
Guest Stars
     * Michael Gwynn as Lord Melbury
     * Robin Ellis as Danny Brown
     * Martin Wyldeck as Sir Richard Morris
     * Lionel Wheeler as Mr. Watson
     * Terence Conoley as Mr. Wareing
     * David Simeon as Mr. Mackenzie


1.2. "The Builders" - 26 Sep 75 (#2)
2    The Builders:
        Basil hires a cheap carpenter (Fawlty Tower)
2:  Basil hires his amateur friend to do some construction at the hotel while he
    and Sybil are away for the weekend. ("S" is missing and "L" is falling
    off of sign) (fawlty tower)
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                          O'Reilly - David Kelley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                           Stubbs - James Appleby
                         Delivery Man - George Lee
                          Lurphy - Michael Cronin
                           Jones - Michael Halsey
                            Kerr - Barney Dorman
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


1.3. "The Wedding Party" - 03 Oct 75 (#3)
3    The Wedding Party:
        Basil tries to spy on two amorous guests (Fawty Tower)
3:  Basil gets on his high horse about moral standards at the hotel. ("S"
    and "L" are missing and "W" is falling off of sign) (fawty tower)
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                        Mrs. Peignoir - Yvonne Gilan
                        Mr. Lloyd - Conrad Phillips
                          Mrs. Lloyd - Diana King
                            Alan - Trevor Adams
                            Jean - April Walker
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                           Bar Guest - Jay Neill

   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


1.4. "The Hotel Inspectors" - 10 Oct 75 (#4)
4    The Hotel Inspector:
        Basil thinks a hotel inspector has come to visit (Fawty Toer)
4:  Basil becomes a nervous wreck when a man he believes to be a hotel critic
    checks in. ("W", "L", and "S" are missing and "Y" is falling off of sign)
    (fa ty tower) (faty tower)
                     Mr. Hutchinson - Bernard Cribbins
                          Mr. Walt - James Cossins
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                           John - Geoffrey Morris
                            Brian - Peter Brett
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


1.5. "Gourmet Night" - 17 Oct 75 (#5)
5    Gourmet Night: (possibly 6)
        A new chef is hired for gourmet night (Warty Towels)
5:  Basil's grand plan for a gourmet night at the hotel goes poof when the
    new chef gets sauced. (may have been aired before the hospital
    episode) (sign has been rearranged to spell "FARTY TOWELS")
                           Andre - Andre Maranne
                            Kurt - Steve Plytas
                      Colonel Hall - Allan Cuthbertson
                            Mrs. Hall - Ann Way
                      Mr. Twitchen - Richard Caldicot
                    Mrs. Twitchen - Betty Huntley-Wright
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                         Mr. Heath - Jeffrey Segal
                       Mrs. Heath - Elizabeth Benson
                          Master Heath - Tony Page
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


1.6. "The Germans" - 24 Oct 75 (#6)
6    The Germans:
        Chaos ensues while Sybil is in the hospital (Fawlty Towers)
6:  Sybil's in the hospital, leaving Basil to organize a fire-drill single-
    handedly, and deal with a group of German tourists. (sign is not shown)
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                       Mrs.Wilson - Claire Davenport
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                          Sister - Brenda Cowling
                           Doctor - Louis Mahoney
                         Mr. Sharp - John Lawrence
                           Mrs. Sharp - Iris Fry
     German Guests - Willy Bowman, Nick Kane, Lisa bergmayr, Dan Gillan
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)



2.1. "Communication Problems" - 19 Feb 79 (#7)
7    Communication Problems: (possibly 5)
7:  The police are called when a demanding guest loses a sum of money. Basil
    bets on a horse which he tries to conceal from Sybil. ("S" is missing
    and "L" is falling off of sign again) Faw ty Tower
        Basil tries to place a bet (Fawlty Tower)
                       Mrs. Richards - Joan Sanderson
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                             Terry - Brian Hall
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                      Mr. Thurson - Robert Lankesheer
                        Mr. Firkins - Johnny Shannon
                       Mr. Mackintosh - Bill Bradley
                           Mr. Kerr - George Lee
                       Mr. Yardley - Mervyn - Pascoe
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


2.2. "The Psychiatrist" - 26 Feb 79 (#8)
8    The Psychiatrist:
        A psychiatrist couple visit the hotel (Watery Fowls)
8:  Basil is caught in a compromising situation with a hotel guest (Luan
    Peters). (sign has been rearranged to spell "WATERY FOWLS")
                         Mr. Johnson - Nicky Henson
                         Dr. Abbott - Basil Henson
                          Mrs. Abbot - Elspet Gray
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                             Terry - Brian Hall
                        Raylene Mioles - Luan Peters
                       Mrs. Johnson - Aimee Delamain
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                    Girlfriend - Imogene Bickford-Smith
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


2.3. "Waldorf Salad" - 05 Mar 79 (#9)
9    Waldorf Salad:
        An American and his wife visit while the cook leaves (Flay Otters)
9:  Basil must prepare dinner for guests who arrive after the kitchen has
    closed. (sign has been rearranged to spell "FLAY OTTERS")
                          Mr. Hamilton - Bruce Boa
                       Mrs. Hamilton - Claire Nielson
                          Mr. Arrad - Norman Bird
                         Mrs. Arrad - Stella Tanner
                       Mr. Johnston - Terence conoley
                         Mrs. Johnston - June Ellis
                             Terry - Brian Hall
                         Mr. Libson - Anthony Dawes
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                         Miss Gurke - Beatrice Shaw
                         Miss Hare - Dorothy Frere
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


2.4. "The Kipper and the Corpse" - 12 Mar 79 (#10)
10    The Kipper and the Corpse:
        A guest dies in his room (Fatty Owls)
10: The death of a guest doesn't stop Basil from preparing the room for the next
    occupant. (sign has been rearranged to spell "FATTY OWLS")
                        Dr. Price - Geoffrey Palmer
                          Mrs. Chase - Mavis Pugh
                         Mr. White - Richard Davies
                       Mrs. White - Elizabeth Benson
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                             Terry - Brain Hall
                          Mr. Leeman - Derek Royle
                         Mr. Xerxes - Robert McBain
                        Miss Young - Pamela Buchner
                         Mr Zebedee - Raymond Mason
                       Mr. Ingrams - Charles McKeown
                             Guest - Lee Marten
   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


2.5. "The Anniversary" - 26 Mar 79 (#11)
11    The Anniversary Party:
        Basil has a surprise party (Flowery Twats)
11: Basil plans a suprise wedding anniversary party for Sybil. (sign has
    been rearranged to spell "FLOWERY TWATS")
                            Roger - Ken Campbell
                             Alice - Una Stubbs
                           Arthur - Robert Arnold
                            Virginia - Pat Keen
                              Reg - Roger Hume
                          Kitty - Denyse Alexander
                          Audrey - Christine Shaw
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                         Miss Tibbs - Gilly Flower
                        Miss Gatsby - Renee Roberts
                             Terry - Brain Hall

   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)


2.6. "Basil the Rat" - 25 Oct 79 (#12)
        The health inspector comes to see the kitchen while Miguel's pet rat
        escapes (Farty Towels)
12: A rat is discovered in the dining room during a public health
    inspection. (sign has been rearranged to spell "FARTY TOWELS" again)
                       Major Gowen - Ballard Berkeley
                (missed the rest of the credits - Hack-Man)

   Written By: John Cleese & Connie Booth
   Directed By: John Howard Davies
   _________________________________________________________________
   Dave Chapman (dave@cheers.demon.co.uk)