This file contains almost all the information a would-be Seinfeld videotaper would or could need, except for the syndication schedule. *** plot synopsis at bottom of file *** (FYI -- the symbol "û" is a check-mark in the DOS world) 1 The Seinfeld Chronicles 07/05/89 1.01 û 2 The Stakeout 05/31/90 1.02 û [Elaine introduced] 3 The Robbery 06/07/90 1.03 û 4 Male Unbonding 06/14/90 1.04 û 5 The Stock Tip 06/21/90 1.05 û 6 The Ex-Girlfriend 01/16/91 2.01 û 7 The Pony Remark 01/30/91 2.02 û 8 The Jacket 02/06/91 2.03 û 9 The Phone Message 02/13/91 2.04 û 10 The Apartment 04/04/91 2.05 û 11 The Statue 04/11/91 2.06 û 12 The Revenge 04/18/91 2.07 û 13 The Heart Attack 04/25/91 2.08 û 14 The Deal 05/02/91 2.09 û 15 The Baby Shower 05/16/91 2.10 û 16 The Chinese Restaurant 05/23/91 2.11 û 17 The Busboy 06/26/91 2.12 û 18 The Note 09/18/91 3.01 û 19 The Truth 09/25/91 3.02 û 20 The Pen 10/02/91 3.03 û 21 The Dog 10/09/91 3.04 û 22 The Library 10/16/91 3.05 û 23 The Parking Garage 10/30/91 3.06 û 24 The Cafe 11/06/91 3.07 û 25 The Tape 11/13/91 3.08 û 26 The Nose Job 11/20/91 3.09 û 27 The Stranded 11/27/91 3.10 û 28 The Alternate Side 12/04/91 3.11 û 29 The Red Dot 12/11/91 3.12 û [George gets fired] 30 The Subway 01/08/92 3.13 û 31 The Pez Dispenser 01/15/92 3.14 û 32 The Suicide 01/29/92 3.15 û 33 The Fix-Up 02/05/92 3.16 û 34 The Boyfriend-Part I 02/12/92 3.17 û 35 The Boyfriend-Part II 02/12/92 3.18 û 36 The Limo 02/26/92 3.19 û 37 The Good Samaritan 03/04/92 3.20 û 38 The Letter 03/25/92 3.21 û haven't seen beginning 39 The Parking Space 04/22/92 3.22 û 40 The Keys 05/06/92 3.23 û 41 The Trip (part I) 08/12/92 4.01 û 42 The Trip (part II) 08/19/92 4.02 û 43 The Pitch (part I) 09/16/92 4.03 û [Susan introduced] 44 The Ticket (part II) 09/16/92 4.04 û 45 The Wallet (part I) 09/23/92 4.05 û 46 The Watch (part II) 09/30/92 4.06 û 47 The Bubble Boy 10/07/92 4.07 û 48 The Cheever Letters 10/28/92 4.08 û 49 The Opera 11/04/92 4.09 û 50 The Virgin 11/11/92 4.10 û [George gets Susan fired] 51 The Contest 11/18/92 4.11 û 52 The Airport 11/25/92 4.12 û 53 The Pick 12/16/92 4.13 û 54 The Movie 01/06/93 4.14 û 55 The Visa 01/27/93 4.15 û 56 The Shoes 02/04/93 4.16 û 57 The Outing 02/11/93 4.17 û 58 The Old Man 02/18/93 4.18 û 59 The Implant 02/25/93 4.19 û 60 The Junior Mint 03/18/93 4.20 û 61 The Smelly Car 04/15/93 4.21 û 62 The Handicap Spot 05/13/93 4.22 û 63 The Pilot (part I) 05/20/93 4.23 û 64 The Pilot (part II) 05/20/93 4.24 û 65 The Mango 09/16/93 5.01 û 66 The Puffy Shirt 09/23/93 5.02 û (the low-talker) 67 The Glasses 09/30/93 5.03 û 68 The Sniffing Accountant 10/07/93 5.04 û [George gets hired & fired] 69 The Bris 10/14/93 5.05 û 70 The Lip Reader 10/28/93 5.06 û 71 The Non-Fat Yogurt 11/04/93 5.07 û 72 The Barber 11/11/93 5.08 û 73 The Masseuse 11/18/93 5.09 û 74 The Cigar-Store Indian 12/09/93 5.10 û 75 The Conversion 12/16/93 5.11 û 76 The Stall 01/06/94 5.12 û 77 The Dinner Party 02/03/94 5.13 û 78 The Marine Biologist 02/10/94 5.14 û 79 The Pie 02/17/94 5.15 û 80 The Stand-In 02/24/94 5.16 û 81 The Wife 03/17/94 5.17 û 82 The Raincoats (part I) 03/28/94 5.18 û 83 The Raincoats (part II) 03/28/94 5.19 û 84 The Fire 05/05/94 5.20 û 85 The Hamptons 05/12/94 5.21 û 86 The Opposite 05/19/94 5.22 û [George hired @ Yankees] [Elaine promoted/evicted/fired] 87 The Chaperone 09/22/94 6.01 û 88 The Big Salad 09/29/94 6.02 û 89 The Pledge Drive 10/06/94 6.03 û (the hi-talker) 90 The Chinese Woman 10/13/94 6.04 û 91 The Couch 10/27/94 6.05 û 92 The Gymnast 11/03/94 6.06 û 93 The Soup 11/10/94 6.07 û 94 The Mom and Pop Store 11/17/94 6.08 û 95 The Secretary 12/08/94 6.09 û 96 The Race 12/15/94 6.10 û 97 The Switch 01/05/95 6.11 û [Kramer's 1st name revealed] 98 The Label Maker 01/19/95 6.12 û 99 The Scofflaw 01/26/95 6.13 û 100 The Hundredth Show (Clips) 2/02/95 6.14 û 101 The Beard 02/09/95 6.15 û 102 The Kiss Hello 02/16/95 6.16 û 103 The Doorman 02/23/95 6.17 û 104 The Jimmy 03/16/95 6.18 û 105 The Doodle 04/06/95 6.19 û 106 The Fusilli Jerry 04/27/95 6.20 û 107 The Diplomat's Club 05/04/95 6.21 û [Elaine fired by Mr.Pitt] 108 The Face Painter 05/11/95 6.22 û 109 The Understudy 05/18/95 6.23 û 110 The Engagement 09/21/95 7.01 û 111 The Postponement 09/28/95 7.02 û 112 The Maestro 10/05/95 7.03 û 113 The Wink 10/12/95 7.04 û 114 The Hot Tub 10/19/95 7.05 û 115 The Soup Nazi 11/02/95 7.06 û 116 The Secret Code 11/09/95 7.07 û 117 The Pool Guy 11/16/95 7.08 û 118 The Sponge 12/07/95 7.09 û 119 The Gum 12/14/95 7.10 û 120 The Rye 01/04/96 7.11 û 121 The Caddy 01/25/96 7.12 û 122 The Seven 02/01/96 7.13 û 123 The Cadillac (part I) 02/08/96 7.14 û 124 The Cadillac (part II) 02/08/96 7.15 û 125 The Shower Head 02/15/96 7.16 û 126 The Doll 02/22/96 7.17 û 127 The Friars Club 03/07/96 7.18 û 128 The Wig Master 04/04/96 7.19 û 129 The Calzone 04/25/96 7.20 û 130 The Bottle Deposit (part I)5/02/96 7.21 û 131 The Bottle Deposit (part II)/02/96 7.22 û 132 The Wait Out 05/09/96 7.23 û 133 The Invitations 05/16/96 7.24 û [Susan dies] 134 The Foundation 09/19/96 8.01 û 135 The Soul Mate 09/26/96 8.02 û 136 The Bizarro Jerry 10/03/96 8.03 û 137 The Little Kicks 10/10/96 8.04 û 138 The Package 10/17/96 8.05 û 139 The Fatigues 10/31/96 8.06 û 140 The Checks 11/07/96 8.07 û 141 The Chicken Roaster 11/14/96 8.08 û 142 The Abstinence 11/21/96 8.09 û 143 The Andrea Doria 12/19/96 8.10 û 144 The Little Jerry 01/09/97 8.11 û 145 The Money 01/16/97 8.12 û [Peterman returns] 146 The Comeback 01/30/97 8.13 û 147 The Van Buren Boys 02/06/97 8.14 û 148 The Susie 02/13/97 8.15 û 149 The Pothole 02/20/97 8.16 û 150 The English Patient 03/13/97 8.17 û 151 The Nap 04/10/97 8.18 û 152 The Yada Yada 04/24/97 8.19 û 153 The Millenium 05/01/97 8.20 û 154 The Muffin Tops 05/08/97 8.21 û 155 The Summer Of George 05/15/97 8.22 û WHERE DOES "NBC#150" GO??? The Butter Shave The Serenity Now ...and so on and so on... The Fabulous Four: Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander as George Costanza Micheal Richards as Cosmo Kramer Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as Elaine Benes The Sometimes Cast: Wayne Knight as Newman Estelle Harris as Estelle Costanza Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza Len Lesser as Uncle Leo Barney Martin as Morty Seinfeld Liz Sheridan as Helen Seinfeld Heidi Swedberg as Susan The Episodes: First Season 1 - The Pilot / The Seinfeld Chronicles An Engaged woman from out of town stays with Jerry. George tries to teach him to read the signals. 2 - The Stakeout George and Jerry stake out a woman who Jerry is interested in. 3 - The Robbery Jerry's apartment is broken into, which causes him to want to move out and Elaine to want to move in. 4 - Male Unbonding Jerry tries to break it off with a male friend. Kramer has the idea for a pizza parlor where you get to make your own pie. 5 - The Stock Tip Jerry and George follow up on a hot stock tip. Kramer has the idea for a roll-out tie dispenser. Season Two 6 - The Ex-Girlfriend Jerry talks George through a break-up and then dates the dumpee after George recruits him to pick up some books he left at her place. Elaine is the queen of confrontations after she is snubbed by an aquantance. Kramer tries to get Jerry to go to Joe's f ruit store. Jerry convinces George to see his chiropracter who does very little. Jerry gets dumped by the cashier who doesn't respect his work. 7 - The Pony Remark Jerry cracks a joke about spoiled kids who have ponies, inadvertantly offending an old woman at a dinner party who dies soon after. Who expects a poor immigrant to have grown up owning a pony? Kramer decides to renovate his apartment by removing all th e furniture and replacing them with levels. 8 - The Jacket Jerry's new suede jacket is ruined. Everyone meets Elaine's cranky old father. 9 - The Phone Message Jerry dates a woman who actually likes those stupid dockers commercials. George turns down an offer to have coffee (sex?) and later leaves an ultimatum on the woman's answering machine. George recruits Jerry to help scheme to sneak in and erase it. 10 - The Apartment Elaine almost moves in to Jerry's building. George is trying to pick up women by wearing a wedding band. Jerry explains to Kramer how he is different from human beings. 11 - The Statue Jerry suspects that his housekeeper has stolen a statue from him. Fortunately, Kramer is there to take the case. 12 - The Revenge George quits a job and then tries to go back to work as if nothing happens. Jerry and Kramer try to exact revenge on a laudromat that might have stolen money from Jerry. 13 - The Heart Attack George goes so far as to visit Kramer's doctor after having what he believes is a heart attack. 14 - The Deal Jerry and Elaine try to work out a way to remain just friends but still get to have sex. They make up a decent code of rules but they fail miserably. 15 - The Baby Shower Jerry lets Elaine throw a baby shower in his apartment, and allows the cable guy to give him an illegal hookup. 16 - The Chinese Restaurant Jerry, George and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese Restaurant. 17 - The Busboy George gets a busboy fired and feels guilty until the restaurant burns down and the busboys life was apparently saved by him. Season Three 18 - The Note The four try to use a note from a dentist to get the insurance to pay for massages. George gets a massage from a man that he thinks caused motion down below. Kramer thinks he sees Joe Dimaggio in Dinky Donuts. "I think it moved." 19 - The Truth George is dating an IRS woman who may be able to help Jerry's audit. Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate. 20 - The Pen Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry's parents in Florida so Jerry can make a speech when his father is elected president of the condo association. Jerry takes an astronaut pen from his father's friend and Elaine hurts her back sleeping on the sofa bed. 21 - The Dog George and Elaine find they have little to talk about without Jerry while he is off dog-sitting. 22 - The Library The library police are after Jerry for a book be borrowed twenty years ago. George thinks his former gym teacher has become a homeless man. 23 - The Parking Garage Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine look for Kramer's car in the parking lot of a mall in NJ. 24 - The Cafe Elaine tries to help George cheat on a IQ test that his girlfriend gives him. Jerry befriends Baboo and convinces him to change his restaurant to all Pakistani food which drives him out of business completely. 25 - The Tape Elaine leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. George gets baldness cure from China with the help of Ping the chinese food delivery boy. 26 - The Nose Job George is dating a woman with a big nose but is apprehensive about mentioning it. Kramer, however, is not. Jerry is compelled to date a beautiful woman whom he doesn't like after picking her up in an elevator. Kramer recruits Elaine to help him get the Jacket back. Jerry's penis and brain are facing each other in a chess game. "Well, you're as pretty as any of them... just need a nose job." 27 - The Stranded George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party on long island while he pursues a possibility with a woman. Kramer attempts to pick them up but runs across some trouble. Jerry is sorry about keeping his hosts up late and offers to do the same if they ever fi nd themselves in the city. He is taken up on this offer faster than he anticipated, and winds up having to pay for it. 28 - The Alternate Side Jerry's car gets stolen and the girl at the rental agency gives him a hard time. He gets the insurance, saying he's going to beat the crap out of the car, but when George winds up crashing it, he has to pay for the damages. Elaine is dating an old man who has a stroke which is compounded by the fact that the paramedics can't get to him fast enough as George's accident has screwed up the traffic on the block, which also delayed the Woody Allen movie filming nearby. Kramer has a part in the movie ("Thes e pretzels are making me thirsty") but gets fired after he injures Woody Allen with a glass. 29 - The Red Dot George buys Elaine a sweater with a red dot on it as thanks for her helping him get a job, which he loses after having sex with the cleaning woman in the office. 30 - The Subway Jerry falls asleep on subway and wakes up sitting across from a naked man. George gets ripped off by a woman he follows to a hotel room. Elaine is delayed on her way to be the best man in a lesbian wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse. "I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." 31 - The Pez Dispenser Jerry's pez dispenser ruins George's life but comes in handy in a drug confrontation. "Pez?" 32 - The Suicide Elaine is fasting for an x-ray exam which causes her to hallucinate. Jerry is dating the girlfriend of a man who recently attempted suicide. 33 - The Fix-Up Jerry and Elaine set up both ends of a blind date for George and one of Elaine's friends. They vow to be fully honest with each other on the details but that turns out to be impossible. Kramer supplies George with a defective condom which proves George' s "boys" abilities. "My boys can swim!" 34/35 - The Boyfriend (Parts 1 and 2) Elaine's dating relationship with Keith Hernandez interferes with Jerry's friendship, and they compete for his loyalty. George is running out of time to collect unemployment and tries everything to get an extension. Kramer and Newman tell their JFK like story of how Keith once spit on them both. 36 - The Limo Jerry and George take someone else's limo from the airport and are mistaken for the heads of the Aryan movement. Kramer realizes that Jerry is, in fact, in the CIA. 37 - The Good Samaritan Jerry witnesses a hit and run, but when he approaches the culprit, he is immediated attracted to her and they wind up dating. Kramer infoms him that the damaged car belongs to a woman who Jerry has also been interested in dating, and he tries to convinc e her that he caught the guy who hit her car. George has an affair with a woman after saying "god bless you" at dinner when her husband didn't. Guest stars Helen Slater of Secret of My Success fame. 38 - The Letter The Kramer is painted. Elaine refuses to take of her Orioles hat at Yankee Staduim. 39 - The Parking Space George fights with Kramer's friend for a parking space in front of Jerry's building. Jerry is accused of being a phoney. 40 - The Keys Jerry is upset because Kramer is using his keys too much and hanging out in Jerry's apartment and asks for his keys back. Jerry gives Kramer back his spare keys, which he gives to George in exchange for George's spare keys. George then needs to get his spare set back from Elaine, who asks for her spare set in exchange which she intends to give to Jerry. When Jerry forgets his keys, he needs George to use his copy of Elaine's keys to get into her apartment to get his spare set back. Kramer takes off fo r L.A. to pursue his acting career and ends up on an episode of Murphy Brown "Up here, I'm already gone" Season Four 41/42 - The Trip (Parts 1 and 2) Jerry and George search for Kramer in LA and help him get off of a serial murder accusation. Jerry makes an appearance on the Tonight Show, while George is bothering every celebrity in L.A. 43 - The Pitch Jerry is discovered by NBC and asked to come up with an idea for a television show. George becomes the cowriter when he comes up with the idea for a show about nothing. Kramer trades his broken radar detector for Newman's motercycle helmet. Elaine is off in Europe with Crazy Joe Divola's Psychiatrist, who, subsequentally, can't get his medicine and kicks Kramer in the head after Jerry tips him off that Kramer is having a party without inviting him. Good thing Kramer had that helmet on. George picks up Susan after meeting her at the NBC meeting. Crazy Joe Divola is now after Jerry. 44 - The Ticket Jerry throws away the watch his parents gave him because it keeps lousy time. Jerry cuts short a conversation with Uncle Leo because he is pressed for time. Kramer's head injury causes him to act stranger than usual when he tries to help Newman protest a speeding ticket. Guest stars David Graf (Tackleberry) of Police Academy Fame. "you know, a muffin can be very filling." 45 - The Wallet Jerry's parents are in town so his father can see a back specialist, who he runs out on when he discovers his wallet is missing from the examination room. Susan gives George a box of fine cuban cigars which he pawns off on Kramer. 46 - The Watch Jerry tries to convince his parents that his watch is being fixed, and tries to buy it from Uncle Leo who found it in the garbage. Elaine convinces Kramer to pretend to be her boyfriend to help her break up with the psychiatrist. Elaine meets Crazy Joe Divola on the street. George bargains with NBC and gets him and Jerry less money to do the pilot. 47 - The Bubble Boy Jerry, Elaine, George and Susan head up to the cabin which was built by Susan's grandfather as a retreat in '57. On the way, however, they stop off to see a bubble boy who is a big fan of Jerry, but he isn't there because George was driving too fast for him to keep up. George and the bubble boy get into a fight over a trial pursuit misprinted card and Susan winds up popping the bubble while trying to stop the bubble boy from strangling George. Kramer and Jerry's girlfriend (who laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a Juicer) beat everyone up to the cabin giving Kramer plenty of time to burn it to the ground with Susan's father's cigars. Guest stars Brian Doyle-Murray. 48 - The Cheever Letters George has to tell Susan's father that they burned down the cabin. The only thing that survived was a box of letters from Susan's father's gay lover. 49 - The Opera Elaine has to break off her relationship with Crazy Joe Divola. George tries to scalp a ticket to the opera. 50 - The Virgin Now that George finally has a job that he could use to pick up women, he can't because he is dating Susan. Jerry begins to date a closet specialist who is a virgin. Elaine runs out on the street to apologize for insulting her and causes Ping the chines e food delivery boy to have an accident. George kisses Susan during an NBC meeting and she loses her job. 51 - The Contest The fab four compete to find out who is the true master of his/her domain. 52 - The Airport Jerry and Elaine have to split up on a flight, Jerry's in first class while Elaine is in coach. Kramer and George have to go between airports to pick them up. Guest stars Jm J. Bullock of Too Close For Comfort fame. 53 - The Pick Jerry is caught picking his nose in the car. Elaine's Christmas card has a little too much of her on it. Kramer complains to Kalvin Kline for stealing his purfume idea and winds up posing for an underwear ad. "I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple." 54 - The Movie Jerry tries to see Plan 9 From Outer Space. 55 - The Visa George is dating the lawyer who is handling Ping's case against Elaine. Baboo is being deported because his visa application was left in Jerry's mailbox and Elaine was picking up his mail while he was out of town. Jerry tries to help him get a visa by asking the lawyer to pull some strings with the immigration department. 56 - The Shoes George is caught looking at the president of NBC's daughter's cleavage and the deal is canceled. Elaine's shoes are the talk of the town. 57 - The Outing Jerry and George are mistakenly outed by an NYU reporter, "not that there's anything wrong with that." 58 - The Old Man Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help seniors. Kramer and Newman try to make some money selling records. George wishes he could meet a woman who doesn't speak English. 59 - The Implant Jerry is dating a woman who Elaine suspects has implants. While trying to get a better look, Elaine winds up getting more than she can handle. 60 - The Junior Mint George invests in art hoping that the artist will soon die, but he makes a miraculous recovery after Jerry and Kramer accidentally drop a junior mint next to his vital organs while watching the operation. 61 - The Smelly Car Jerry's car is inhabited by a B.O. beast that ruins everyone's life. 62 - The Handicap Spot George parks his fathers car in a handicapped spot, following Kramers advice. The car is destroyed by mall patrons after it causes a handicapped person to have an accident. 63/64 - The Pilot (Parts 1 and 2) The pilot for "Jerry" is filmed. Elaine finds Morty Seinfeld's wallet in Jerry's couch. Guest stars Jeremy Piven of PCU fame. Season Five 65 - The Mango Jerry is dismayed when he finds out that Elaine had faked her orgasms, and wants another shot. Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit store and recruits Jerry to sneak in and buy fruit for him. 66 - The Puffy Shirt Kramer is dating a low talker who "talks" Jerry into wearing a pirate shirt on a television interview. 67 - The Glasses Georges glasses are stolen and tries to get a discount pair by mentioning Kramer's name. Elaine is bitten by a rabbid dog. Elaine has an air conditioner installed for his girlfriend's sake but Kramer does a poor job of installing it. Guest stars Timothy Stack of Parker Lewis Can't Lose fame. "Kramer." 68 - The Sniffing Accountant Jerry's accountant may be using drugs, so Elaine, George and Kramer investigate. Elaine's boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point. George interviews for a job as a bra salesman. 69 - The Bris Jerry stumbles upon a "pig man". George has a great parking space that becomes a target. 70 - The Lip Reader Jerry is dating a lip reader who helps George spy on a woman who recently dumped him. Kramer becomes a ball man during the U.S. Open. Elaine pretends to be deaf so she doesn't have to make small talk with the limo driver. "He's the loser. To the victo r go the spoils." 71 - The Non-Fat Yogurt Jerry and Elaine are gaining weight due to nonfat yogurt, so they bring it in to a lab for testing. Jerry is overheard swearing by one of his younger fans. 72 - The Barber Jerry tries to switch barbers after getting a terrible haircut. Newman is recruited to steal a sample of Jerry's hair for evidence. 73 - The Masseuse Jerry is dating a masseuse who refuses to give him a free sample. 74 - The Cigar-Store Indian George has to get his coffee table refinished after Jerry leaves a drink on it. Kramer has the idea for the coffee table book about coffee tables. Kramer and Jerry try to get gyros at a subway stop. Jerry tries to pick up Elaine's native american frie nd but winds up offending her continuously. Elaine takes one of Frank Costanza's prized TV Guides. Guest stars Al Roker (NYC Weatherman) as himself. "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term." 75 - The Conversion George converts to Latvian Orthodox to impress his girlfriend. Kramer has the Kavorka and inadvertantly picks up a would-be nun. 76 - The Stall The woman in the stall next to Elaine refuses to spare a square. Elaine is dating a cool guy who George has a nonsexual crush on. George and Kramer go rock climbing with him and after he is injured, Elaine isn't sure she will continue seeing him. Guest stars Dan Cortese. 77 - The Dinner Party Jerry and Elaine try to buy a babka for a dinner party while Kramer and George are buying a bottle of wine. Kramer's car is blocked in by a double parked dictator and Jerry and Elaine are stuck at the bakery. Jerry's 13 year puke-free streak is broken. George is afraid of Elaine. "Look to the cookie" 78 - The Marine Biologist Jerry tells a girl that George is a marine biologist and he must follow up on the lie if he wants to pursue a relationship with her. Kramer is knocking Titalists into the ocean and gets a hole in one in a whale, who George must save. 79 - The Pie Jerry's girlfriend refuses to take a taste of his pie. 80 - The Stand-In Kramer talks his short friend into using lifts to keep his job as a stand-in. George is dating a woman with whom he has nothing to talk about but can't break up with her because she was warned not to date him.. Jerry is unsuccessful trying to cheer up a hospitalized friend. Elaine goes on a date with one of Jerry's friends that goes well until he takes it out. 81 - The Wife Jerry pretends to be married so he can share a dry cleaning discount with his girlfriend. George is caught urinating in the health club shower. Elaine is attracted to a pilot who ignores her. "My wife has an inner ear infection." "Do the medical journ als mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?" Guest stars Courtney Cox of Friends (and Misfits of Science) fame. 82/83 - The Raincoats (Parts 1 and 2) 84 - The Fire George proves his heroic incapabilities when he knocks over an old woman and pushes kids out of the way to escape from a fire. Jerry vows revenge on a heckler. Guest stars comedian Dom Irrera. 85 - The Hamptons The four travel to the Hamptons to see the baby, which is the ugliest thing in the world. A doctor describes both Elaine and this ugly baby as "breathtaking". Everyone gets to see George's girlfriend topless except for George. Kramer is stealing lobste rs off the beach. George is seen naked right after getting out of the pool (shrinkage). "It shrinks? Seriously, I don't know how you guys walk around with those things" 86 - The Opposite George realizes that he should do the opposite of his instincts if he wants to succeed, and this leads to a job with the New York Yankees and his being able to move out of his parents house. Elaine's life turns into George's as a result of her fascinati on with Jujyfruits. Jerry is even-steven. Kramer starts his book tour on Regis and Kathy Lee, but this proves to be pointless after Elaine brings about the downfall of Pendant Publishing. "Can't you see what's happened? I'm turning into George. It's true. I'm George! I'm George!" -Elaine Season Six 87 - The Chaperone Jerry is dating a Miss America contestant but Kramer has to Chaperone the date. Kramer preps her for the pagent but can't help her when George and Jerry kill her talent. 88 - The Big Salad George buys a big salad for Elaine and is upset when he thinks his girlfriend tries to take credit for it. Jerry is dating a woman who Newman rejected. Elaine has to dodge calls from a stationary store clerk after asking him to order a pencil she needs to buy for Mr. Pitt. Guest stars Jerry Levine (Stiles) of Teen Wolf fame. "He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie" 89 - The Pledge Drive Elaine's boss eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork and starts a trend. Jerry tries to confirm that he was being hit on but confuses a high talker's voice for a girls. George is convinced that people are giving him the finger. 90 - The Chinese Woman Jerry makes a date with a Chinese woman over the phone who turns out not to be as chinese as she lets on. George's parents appear to be heading toward divorce. 91 - The Couch Poppie and Kramer go into business together with a restaurant where you make your own pizza. Is a pizza a pizza before it comes out of the oven? Elaine falls in love with the couch deliveryman but breaks up with him after discovering his stand on aborti on. George's girlfriend signs him up for a book of the month club to improve his mind. He finds it difficult to watch the movie version since someone else is renting it. "You're not very bright, are you?" "What is the point of dating without games, ho w do you know if you're winning or losing?" 92 - The Gymnast Jerry is dating a romanian gymnast who is surprisingly untalended in bed. Kramer passes a kidney stone. "You may tell jokes for a living, but you, Jerry Seinfeld, are no comedian." 93 - The Soup Jerry's friend gives him a free suit which turns out to be more trouble than it's worth. 94 - The Mom and Pop Store Kramer tries to help save a friendly couple's store from running out of business. George buys a car that he thought belonged to Jon Voight. Guest stars Jon Voight as himself. 95 - The Secretary George tries to play it safe by hiring a less attractive secretary. Jerry discovers that his dry cleaner is wearing his clothes. 96 - The Race Jerry is dating a woman named Lois and enjoys pretending he is Superman. Her boss wants to race Jerry to prove that he cheated in a foot race during high school. George pretends he is an architect to help Jerry try to get out of the race but in the end he must prove his incredible speed. Elaine is dating a communist, and George wishes he was. Kramer loses a job as a Mall Santa Claus after spreading communist propaganda to kids. "I choose not to race" 97 - The Switch Kramer's first name is revealed. Jerry is dating a woman who doesn't laugh and tries to switch over and date her roommate with George's help. George is dating a model who Kramer suspects is bulimic. Kramer's mother, Babs, may be able to spy on her sinc e she is a bathroom matron. Babs and Newman are caught together. "do you ever get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dimentia?" 98 - The Label Maker 99 - The Scofflaw George gets a hairpiece. Jerry's friend fakes cancer for sympathy. Newman has trouble with unpaid parking tickets. Guest stars Jon Lovitz of SNL. 100 - Highlights of a Hundred A highlight special commemorating the 100th episode. 101 - The Beard 102 - The Kiss Hello Jerry refuses to continue the polite kiss hello, and as a result is shunned by all. 103 - The Doorman Jerry has problems with Mr. Pitt's doorman. Kramer and Frank Costanza invent the bra for men. Guest stars comedian Larry Miller. 104 - The Jimmy Jimmy's habit of referring himself in the third person creates a problem with Elaine, who thinks she's talking to him about a guy she likes. George and Jimmy go into business selling shoes. Guest stars Anthony Starke of The George Carlin Show fame. 105 - The Doodle George is dating a woman who doesn't care what he looks like. 106 - The Fusilli Jerry 107 - The Diplomat's Club George thinks his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Kramer bets on flight arrivals. Elaine becomes Mr. Pitt's benefactor but then gets fired. Jerry can't perform because the pilot is in his audience. "I'm freaking out!" 108 - The Face Painter Elaine is dating a devils fan who paints his face for the games. 109 - The Understudy Season Seven 110 - The Engagement Jerry and George are tired of leading the lives of boys, and make somewhat of a pact that they will try to change. George proposes to Susan. Kramer explains that there is nothing more to life. Elaine, Kramer, and Newman kidnap a dog that is keeping El aine awake at night. Kramer is burned by coffee after trying to smuggle it in to the Jerry finally gets to see Plan 9 From Outer Space. 111 - The Postponement George has the idea to extend the bathroom stall doors to the floor, but Susan changes the subject. He successfully postpones the wedding by breaking into tears in front of Susan. Elaine confides to a Rabbi about her problems with George's engagement, who then repeats the story to Jerry. "You know, spring... rejuvination, rebirth, everything's blooming, all that crap." 112 - The Maestro 113 - The Wink George is shot in the eye with pulp and winks his way through a day at work, raising suspisions about a co-worker. 114 - The Hot Tub George is pretending he's busy at work. Mr. Wilhelm assigns him to entertain some bastards from Texas. Kramer puts a hot tub in his livingroom but can't get his core temperature back up after falling asleep in it. Elaine has catalog writer's block tryi ng to come up with something for the himalayan walking shoe. Jean-Paul is staying with Elane while in town for a marathon and Jerry doesn't think she's up to the challenge of waking him up. "Why separate knob? Why separate knob?" 115 - The Soup Nazi Jerry and his shmoopy girlfriend annoy everyone, but George is the only one willing to confront him. Elaine buys an armior, but it is stolen by gay street toughs while Kramer is guarding it on the street. George offends the soup nazi by asking for free bread and is banned from the store. Jerry's soup is more important than his relationship. Elaine, too, has problems communicating with the soup nazi. Kramer is the only one who understands him. George points out that Jerry renegged on the pact. "You 're pushing your luck little man", "No soup for you!" 116 - The Secret Code Susan is upset that George will not share his ATM code with her. Elaine is attracted to a guy who remembers everything but her. Guest stars comedian Fred Stoller. 117 - The Pool Guy 118 - The Sponge 119 - The Gum George suspects the cashier at the diner of giving him the wrong change. Kramer is watching out for Lloyd Braun who has recently been in a mental hospital. The John Voight car dies as a result of the cashier and Elaine's breasts. Jerry is forced to pre tend he wears glasses to cover Elaine's lie, and buys $100 worth of Chinese gum by mistake. One of George's old friends is convinced that he's headed for a nervous breakdown. Guest stars Matt McCoy of Police Academy 5. "Well, if it isn't Chesty Le Rue" "The John Voight car is no more." 120 - The Rye 121 - The Caddy Elaine gives a bra to a friend who never wears one. While she is wearing it on the street she causes Jerry and Kramer to have an accident. Kramer takes her to court but takes the advice of his caddy over his lawyer. Guest stars Armin Shimerman of Deep Space Nine fame. 122 - The Seven George wants to name his first born Seven, but one of Susan's friends steals the name. 123/124 - The Cadillac 125 - The Shower Head 126 - The Doll Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. Jerry is roped into delivering a package for a Federal Express employee. Guest stars comedian Kathy Griffin. 127 - The Friar's Club Jerry mistakenly steals a jacket from the Friar's Club be wants to join. Elaine investigates a new coworker who may be faking a hearing loss. Kramer is experimenting with a new sleeping pattern and winds up waking up in the Hudson River. Guest stars Ro b Schneider from SNL.