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Television: An Overview <laugh>

I generally watch animation because I feel it is more expressive and generally more creative than live-action. There are also more possibilities in animation than in live-action. So it has come to pass that 90% of what I watch is 30-minute animation shows, like Beavis and Butt-head, Aeon Flux, Eek! The Cat, and many others.

Let me also say this: I *RARELY* watch television realtime. I *ALWAYS* use a VCR to tape whatever I plan to watch. It's a lot of work to keep track of stuff, but it makes television much more enjoyable and thorough.

If you are looking for episode guides, check out epguides.com.

So here's the cool stuff:
Note: I no longer work on this part of my page often. Nowadays, most of my work related to TV involves catalogging what I tape, not making pages to priase the shows I watch. This was a one-time thing I made when I first started my page and didn't know what direction I was going in. I bet most of the links provided are dead too.

Gargoyles

(Now and Forever)

"One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of Gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, we were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and we live again! We are defenders of the night! We are Gargoyles!"

Gargoyles -: A **damn** cool show. This is by far one of the best serious animated shows that exists, if not THE best. The quality is comparable to the likes of Aeon Flux and other animated greats.

Click here to see what episodes Clint has on tape.

Gargoyles Links:

Gargoyles

The Gargoyles Homepage

Main Characters

Gargoyles - About The Voices

Buena Vista Television's Gargoyles

http://www.wdp.com/TVplex/BuenaVista/Gargoyles/GargoylesT.html

The Gargoyles Homepage

Recurring Characters - 20th Century

http://rat.org/pub/gargoyles/

http://user.aol.com/eric236811/egarg.htm

http://www.dct.com/~wizkid83/gargoyle.html

Eek!Stravaganza

(Eek! The Cat, ThunderLizards, and Klutter)

What Eek! episodes does Clint own?

Eek! The Cat -: Eek's catch phrase is, "It never hurts to help!". However, upon watching the show, one realizes:
IT ALWAYS HURTS TO HELP!
Join Eek! in his many adventures (often spoofs of movies), as he tries to "help" his "friend" Sharky The Shark-Dog, his FAT girlfriend Annabelle, his cowardly friend The Incredible Elmo [The Elk], his dysfunctional family, the freaked-out-stoner-like Mittens The Cat, and The Squishy Bears. (a spoof on the Gummi Bears).
(Some cartoon trivia: The Squishy Bears are to Eek! The Cat as The Dummi Bears are to The Rugrats.)
The Terrible ThunderLizards -: Meet Doc (right, with a "horn" on his head), Squat (left), and Cutter (middle). They are former prisoners of Jurrasic Prison, released only to destroy the environmental threat called Mankind. Mankind is comprised of two main characters, the ever-so-happy and always-inventing-stuff Scooter, and Bill, who is always hurt by Scooter's inventions, and, comicly, the world in general. Bill's catch phrase is,
"WHEN DOES THE HURTING STOP!?!"
You'd think these were enough characters for a 15-minute cartoon spot, but there are still the Thugosaurs, an evil skeletal race out to get The Terrible ThunderLizards, who are out to get the humans. The ensuing chaos always has hilarious results.
Klutter -: Klutter is a 15-minute spot that only has about 5 episodes. It is by far the poorest feature of Eek!Stravaganza, and is mildly funny at best. I wont say much more here.

Eek! Links:

frEEKwently Asked Questions
A small Eek! Site

The Official FOX Eek! Site:

Eek!stravaganza

Beavis & Butt-head

(Airtime: MTV: 7 and 11 PM weekdays; 10PM-11PM Sun; 2AM-3AM Fri/Sat latenight; Once or twice between 10-12PM Fri/Sat.)

I have almost ALL of Beavis and Butt-head on tape!

Beavis and Butt-head -: Huh huh... Like, if you have to ask, you'll never know.
Beavis -: A dumbass dork.
Butt-head -: A buttknocker.
Stewart -: What a weiner.

Beavis and Butt-head Links:

B&B AU Sound Files
B&B AVI Files
B&B Ensucklopedia (online!)
B&B Home Page @ukans.edu/~ktula
Beavis & Butthead Connection
Beavis And Butt-head @montclair.edu/~bonkosky
Beavis And Butt-head Sites (www.kean.edu)
Beavis or Butthead?
Beavis's Home Page @uiuc.edu
Beavis: The ASCII
Dave's Beavis & Butthead Sounds
FTP Site Of B&B Stuff
Gregston Chu's Beavis and Butthead Sites
The Beavis and Butthead X-perience
The Episode Guide for Beavis and Butt-head
The Great Cornholio: The Script

Aeon Flux

(Airtime: MTV: Several times weekly, usually late-night and especially after another animated show such as The Maxx, The Head, or Beavis and Butt-head.)

I have every 30-minute Aeon Flux ever on tape.

Aeon Flux (1) -: An animated fantasy about good and evil, often displaying extreme action.
Aeon Flux (2) -: Monican terror agent. Assassanation, domination, humiliation, modeling.
Trevor Goodchild -: Big Brother. Dreams to awaken the world. But what is ... truth?

Aeon Flux Links:

Plop: An interview with Peter Chung
MTV's Animation - Aeon Flux
MTV's Aeon Flux @compapp.dcu.ie
Aeon Flux News (really old)

The Simpsons

I have about 96% of ALL Simpsons animation EVER.

The Simpsons -: If you have to ask, you'll never know. WATCH IT, damnit!
Homer J. Simpson -: Hilarious drunk dumbass.
Marge Simpson -: Nagging tower of hair.
Lisa Simpson -: Iconoclastic outcast.
Bart J. Simpson -: Mischievious Bartinator.
Maggie Simpson -: <Suck> <Suck>
Abraham J. "Grandpa" Simpson -: Equivalent of Grandpa from Rugrats.
Charles Montgomery Burns -: Evil, rich, powerful, old, and Homer's boss.
Wayland Smithers -: Professional yes man.
Police Chief Wiggum -: Your typical PIG. In all senses.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer J. Simpson, Abraham J. ``Grampa'' Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Groundskeeper Willy, Barney Gumble, Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Julie Kavner: Marjorie ``Marge'' Bouvier Simpson, Patty and Selma Bouvier, Marge's mother
Nancy Cartwright: Bartholomew J. ``Bart'' Simpson, Nelson Mundt, Todd Flanders, Kearney
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson (in The Tracey Ullman Show)
Hank Azaria: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe, Dr. Nick Riviera, Police Chief Wiggum, Prof. John Frink, (Sulu)
Harry Shearer: Charles Montgomery Burns, Wayland Smithers, Principal Seymour ``Spanky'' Skinner, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Otto, Rev. Timothy Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Jasper, Herman, Dr. Julius Hibert, (Kirk)
Doris Grau: Lunch Lady Doris, Della (Lionel Hutz's secretary) [7F10], the chapel clerk [8F10], Lurleen Lumpkin [8F19]
Jo Ann Harris: Wanda [8F08], (many others)
Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure, Voice of Heaven [7F10], Moses and assorted TV voices [7F13], Plato [7F17], Stockbroker [8F09], Smooth Jimmy Apollo [8F12], Lyle Lanley [9F10], himself [9F12], Tom [9F12]
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse, Sylvia Winfield, many others
Jon Lovitz: Artie Ziff [7F12], Professor Lombardo [7F18], Aristotle Amodopoulos [8F04,8F13], Llewellyn Sinclair [8F18], Ms. Sinclair [8F18], "The Critic" from the show, The Critic.
Tress MacNeille: Adil Hoxha, many others, Marge's friend in high school [7F12]
Maggie Roswell: Maude Flanders, Ms. Hoover, MANY others.
Russi Taylor: Martin, Sherri & Terri
Marcia Wallace: Mrs. Krabappel, Ms. Mellon, and Ms. Allbright (the Sunday School teacher)

For a complete voice listing of hundreds of cartoon voices, including these, click here.

Simpsons Links:

NoMeansNo, Punk, Simpsons
Simpsons Plane
3-D Homer Halloween Special
Australian Simpsons Page (Done Well)
Da Simpsons
David Mocko's Simpsons Page
George's Simpsons Page
Harry Shearer: The Simpsons Page
Jukka Keskiaho's Simpsons Page
Mook's Simpsons Page
Neulz's Simpsons Page
Phil's Simpsons Page
Simpsons file archive
Simpsons Links (small)
Simpsons.net Home Page
The Official Simpsons Archive (www.springfield.com)
The Original Krusty the Clown Homepage
The Simpsons @uiuc.edu
The Simpsons Archive (www.snpp.com)
The Simpsons in Australia
The Simpsons link page
The Simpsons Screen Saver
WNOL TV's Simpsons Chat

Miscellaneous TV-related Links

FOX:

Welcome to the FOX Kids Network!

The Ultimate TV List - Lists of MANY TV shows

The Ultimate TV List: Cartoons / Anime / Manga List
The Ultimate TV List: WWW Pages Resource List

Other shows not mentioned here:

Duckman, Seinfeld, Batman: The Animated Series, Max Headroom, Popeye, Ren & Stimpy, Simpsons, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, The Maxx, The Tick, X-Men

To see what episodes of these series I have on tape, click here.

Garfield & Friends

(Airtime: Unknown. Plays on TBS, The Cartoon Network , and sometimes CBS.)

What episodes does Clint have on tape?

Garfield -: An 8-minute cartoon involving Garfield the Cat, John, the cartoonist, and Odie, the stupid dog.
U.S. Acres -: The "And Friends" part of the show. For every two Garfield cartoons played, there is one U.S. Acres cartoon played. U.S. Acres consists of Orson, the pig, Roy, the rooster, Wade Duck, the cowardly duck, an egg, a couple of sheep, Orson's three evil brothers, and a baby chicken. I may have missed some of the characters. Many people want to skip U.S. Acres when watching Garfield, and admittedly U.S. Acres is not as funny as Garfield, but it's still entertaining.

Shows that have earned Honerable Mention:

Absolutely Fabulous, Friday The 13th: The Series, Rugrats, Spiderman, The Mask, WildCATS, The Real Adventures Of Jonny Quest, The Pirates Of Darkwater

To see what episodes of these series I have on tape, click here.

Please email me with interesting convo: ClintJCL@gmail.com
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