Stuff About Me

My Family:
Name Relation Birthday Age (years)
Clint me! January 13, 1974
(8:59PM, during the Superbowl)
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Carolyn wife February 23, 1976 [an error occurred while processing this directive]
Britt sister June 30, 1979 [an error occurred while processing this directive]
Vic father March 1, 1948 [an error occurred while processing this directive]
Becky mother April 2, 1947 [an error occurred while processing this directive]
Dimensions: Height: 5 ft, 9 in;     Weight: about 150 lbs.
Eyes: Hazel (green/brown)
Hair: brown frizz
Mid-digital hair: 4 hairs on left-hand ringfinger only
Toenails: either ingrown, or notched with a "V" in them to force them to grow right
Name: Clint is of Anglo-Saxon origin, is the 60th most popular male name, and means "from a hill town".
Hometown: Woodbridge, VA
High School: Woodbridge Senior High School (1.25 yrs @ at Thomas Jefferson H.S.S.T.)
Middle School: Rippon Middle (6-8)
Elementary School: Rockledge (K-3), Marumsco Hills (4-5)
Current Town: Woodbridge

My Awesome Wife

Name: Carolyn Anne Sawyer Go to Carolyn's page
Links: [Her home page] [Pictures]
Our anniversary: 2/10/92 (dating) / 2/10/2000 (marriage)
Duration Of Relationship: [an error occurred while processing this directive] years (dating) / [an error occurred while processing this directive] years (marriage)
Her age: [an error occurred while processing this directive] years (born 2/23/76)
Her hometown: Occoquan
Her high school: Woodbridge Senior High School, same as mine (Class of '94)
Her height: 5'2"
Her eyes: blue
How we met: BBSes (before the Net)
Political affiliation: Voting Libertarian (I will never vote Republican or Democrat for a presidential election, ever.)
Political belief: All victimless crimes should be legalized, no matter how immoral.
Who/What did I vote for? Harry Browne, Mark Warner, no church incorporation
Driving record: Tickets: 2 (1991, 1997).
No reported accidents that were my fault. :)
Degree: Computer Science, Virginia Tech, May 1997. In major GPA: 3.0
Favorite movie: [ Brazil] (Brazil, directed by Terry Gilliam)
Favorite band: The Misfits (Misfits/Samhain/Danzig)
Favorite food: Tacos, anything Mexican. Beef, chili, spaghetti.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Egg Nog
Favorite animated shows: Superhero Drama: Gargoyles [old link]
Comedy: Duckman
Comedy/Talk show: Space Ghost Coast To Coast [page]
Anime Horror: Legend Of The Overfiend
Favorite single creator of cartoons: Peter Chung, creator of Aeon Flux and The Maxx. Also Michael Reaves for writing some of the best animated stories that exist, including Gargoyles, Invasion America, and some of the Batman (1990s-2000s) animated series.
Hobbies: Computer games (well, just Quake3 really), VCRing, burning CDs, archiving various media
SATs: (take practice test here) 1310 (as of 5/1992) (740 math, 570 verbal)
Myers-Briggs Personality Type: XNXP, formerly ENFP, formerly ENTP
DISC Personality Type:
(take test online here)
DISC: Dominance=44,Influence=32,Steadiness=16,Compliance=8
Purity (500 question version):
(take test online here)
42% pure
Art Test:
(take test online here)
Starry Night, by Vincet Van Gogh "If I was a work of art, I would be Vincent Van Gogh's The Starry Night. I am a tiny village at peace while overhead rages the tumult of the heavens. Objects whirl and flash around me in a fevered haze only partially reflected in reality while I remain grounded and secure in my isolation."
Nerdidity Quotient:
(take test online here)
52.40% as of 9/17/1998 (262/500)
"Your social life needs some serious help."
Nerdiocity Test:
(take test online here)
Sci/Math=81%, Tech/Comp=75%, Sci-Fi/Comic=88%, Hist/Literature=45%, Dumb/Dork/Awkward=45% as of 9/4/2007 says I'm a High Nerd.'s Bastard Test:
(take test online here)
50% as of 3/10/2000
Worldwide average is 42%, puts me in about the 72nd percentile. Great.
"Of the 259,714 test takers so far: 74% like to drink, 60% gamble, 52% have cheated, 48% will lie for sex, 38% hate homosexuality, 16% would have sex with a relative, 6% like childporn. Interesting Results: The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard. Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends. Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits. Catholics are more likely to spit on you. Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell."
Optimism/Pessimism Inventory:
(take test online here)
45% as of 12/31/1998 (0=total pessimist, 100=total optimist)
"You are somewhere in the middle between pessimism and optimism. You are down-to-earth and generally see things for what they are. Yours is quite an adaptive way to approach life."
Simpsons Character Test:
(take test online here)
I am Mr. Burns.
Craziness (Sanity) Test:
(not by real psychologist)
(take test online here)
67.272727% as of 12/08/1999 (0=normal, 100=crazy)
"You're a loony."
Internet Addiction Test:
(take test online here)
43% as of 8/24/1999 (0=non-user, 100=internet junkie)
"You are an average on-line user. You may surf the web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage."

OTHER TESTS: Autism Spectrum Quotient (AQ): 34/50


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